King of the Hill

[Chiddy]

after posting in a thread about cloud i decide to use clouds sword to bash u up

MY HILL

 

[scatmanfan]

I remind you that I already killed you. You return to your grave.

MY (slightly zombie) HILL

 

[terribleyetfun]

I smash you with a big hammer effectively turning you into a Frisbee which I throw into a garbage bin which I throw into a trash compactor,which I nuke.

MY HILL.

 

[scatmanfan]

You only killed calvin. Hobbes, remaining alive, comes back and pulls the hill out from under you, causing you to fall and break all your bones.

MY UPROOTED HILL.

 

[prinxess]

I invest in part of your hill, then I bomb your part.

MY INVESTED HILL.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

I use a nuke and blow your hill away.

MY CRATER OF A HILL.

 

[Admiral Arby's]

I use magic powers to create a new hill right on top of you.

MY MAGICALLY REBUILT HILL!

 

[scatmanfan]

I throw the force field lolcat at you and it breaks, putting both glass and a cat in your face.

MY KITTY/GLASS HILL.

http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/jan09/force_field.jpg

 

[Hollow Grimm]

I break the glass of your hill and cause it to break into shards....you fall down and are impaled on glass shards.

MY BROKEN GLASS HILL.

 

[scatmanfan]

You impale your feet on the glass and die. I, finding this hill unsafe, build a new one out of dirt. And hire Chuck Norris to guard it.

MY NORRIS HILL.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I shoot chuck norris with a BB gun. He dies and falls on you. his massive 2 ton corpse crushes you.

MY DEAD NORRIS DIRT HILL.

 

[Deucalion]

I write a well thought out petition to City Hall regarding the use of this hill as a warzone and site of supernatural occurrences. Additionally, I pull with my ties to Microsoft, as well as the NSA, FBI and CIA, to become the leader of a task force to annex the hill from IMrAngryPantsl. I also hire a small contracting team to clear the area of corpses, refresh the scenery, and establish the hill as a wildlife reserve in order to maintain it's natural beauty. Following this, I vacate the hill and place one of my retainers in charge, so that in the next post when shit hits the fan, I'll be in my beach house in panama (which will probably be nuked soon.).

 

[Chiddy]

I couldnt be bothered reading what you said and you didnt say MY HILL so....

MY HILL

 

[the Tadman]

I get the TF2 team out of the game and watch as they capture the hell.

MY HIL- Okay okay, the red team's hill...meanies...

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Seeing as you have the Red Team, I tell the Blue Team from Red Vs Blue that the red team has stolen their hill and they should kill them as a result. Whilst their doing that, I take the hill.

My hill.

 

[Chiddy]

You have caboose and therefore lose the hill

MY HILL

 

[the Tadman]

I confuse you with logic. You're head starts spinning and eventually explodes.

MAH HILLZ!

 

[Chiddy]

I regrow my head like that guy from MIB and grab your gun and shoot you in the head "howd ya like tht"

MY HILL

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I drop every D & D rulebook ever made on top of you. I need a new hill now, so I create one out of the power of imagination. A several tons of dirt.

MY (vaguely imaginary) HILL.

 

[Chiddy]

You deserve to die for playing D and D, i throw proper games at you, you realise you have wasted your life and commit suicide

MY HILL