I make you watch every episode of "Eliot Kid". After hours of watching you begin twitching, after moments, you fall on the ground dead.
MY HILL!
MY HILL!
King of the Hill
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I amass an army of kangaroo by telling them that you abuse kangaroo and that you think they are stupid. While the kangaroo rip your limbs off i get to work on a bomb shelter. I wire biological and nuclear explosives around the perimeter of the hill and outfit my kangaroo with lasers. I hide in the shelter with a detonator and a wunderwaffe DG-2. (http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Wunderwaffe_DG-2)
MY EXPLOSIVE HILL!
MY EXPLOSIVE HILL!
I come up to the hill with a gun and offer you a chance to run, you think that you can beat me with a sword and lose.
My hill!
My hill!
I send a horde of HL2 zombies at you, you try to blow the zombies' brains out, but you run out of bullets and die.
MY H- OH MY GOD THEY'RE EATING MY BRAINS!
MY H- OH MY GOD THEY'RE EATING MY BRAINS!
I wait until the zombies eat you brains, then shotgun their faces off.
MY HILL WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS BEWARE I HAVE A SHOTGUN.
MY HILL WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS BEWARE I HAVE A SHOTGUN.
I get resurrected as a zombie and begin slowly walking towards you. You grin slyly and try to shoot me, but you run out of bullets. You desperately try to shoot but i keep coming closer and closer eventually eating you're brains.
Rhawarahah! (My hill!)
Rhawarahah! (My hill!)
Damn your kunnin' plan!ta2ce said:
Fine! I hand you the latest Sonic game to play, and then, because I'm nice, get the therapist to walk you away.
MY HILL
Before the therapist walk me away i smash the game into his face then charge at you and push you off the hill. Making you do several barrel rolls, leading into many broken bones.
MY HILL
MY HILL
I throw a tv up there with it's own power source. You pick it up and turn on and find that it only gets one station. You wait for the commercials to end and find that its a KIng of the Hill marathon. You immeaditly die do to suckage I come up turn off the Tv and claim the hill.
I also put up a sign that say Beware I have King of the Hill.
I also put up a sign that say Beware I have King of the Hill.
I use the power of ignorance of whatever the hell that show is to walk safely up the hill and calmly hit you in the face with a baseball bat. With a nail through it.
My Hill.
My Hill.
I hit you with a rocket from a rocket launcher....and the rocket has a nail through it.Little tiny pieces everywhere I walk up
MY HILL
MY HILL
I throw Superman 64 in your face and force you to play. Your head 'splodes from ubersuckage, and I put a ring of TV's forcing you to play Superman 64 before coming up the hill.
I send Chuck Norris up the hill who breaks all the Tvs becuase he radiates pure awsomeness. He goes up and roundhouse kicks you in the face. The downside is when I went up to claim the hill Chuck kills me so
CHUCK NORRIS' HILL
CHUCK NORRIS' HILL
I summon myself from deadness and summon God and Satan to work together to destroy Chuck Norris.
GOD'S, SATAN'S, AND MY SATANIC/DEMONIC HILL.
GOD'S, SATAN'S, AND MY SATANIC/DEMONIC HILL.
I resurrect Chuck Norris and call Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee to help me. With they're combined awesomeness God and Satan don't stand a chance!
MY HILL
MY HILL