King of the Hill

[the Tadman]

I "go all medievil on yo ass"

MAH HILL!!!

 

[Shycte]

I transform into Alan Shore from Boston Legal and make you leave the hill borfe you know what the fuck.

MY HILL

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I show you fallout 3's ending
MY BAD ENDINGS HILL!!! for the 90th time? or less, count for me I COMMAND YOU

 

[dymond2K9]

I pour acid on you, MY HILL

 

[terribleyetfun]

I aim a orbital death cannon at you obliterating you and the hill in the process.

MY OBLITERATED HILL

 

[M0rp43vs]

I place a large mirror in front of the hill. you run away from hill

MY HILL

 

[the Tadman]

I get millions of zerglings to kill you.

MAH HILL!!!

 

[M0rp43vs]

I send millions of firebats to counter you

MY CHARRED- ZERG-SMELLING HILL

(mmmm, zergling barbeque...)

 

[the Tadman]

My marine base lands on you're hill

NOW ITS MY HILL!

 

[ThreeWords]

Umm, I have the title deeds right here, so, technically, it's MY HILL!

 

[the Tadman]

*Grabs a flamethrower and burns the deed*
"I don't see no gosh darn deed"

MY HILL!!!

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I punch the hell out of you

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shycte]

I start playing music by Tokyo Hotel, and like any sane human. You run away.

MY HILL

 

[the Tadman]

Suddenly snake apears behind you and snaps you're neck. Then gives me a high five and goes on his way.

MY HILL!

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I summon mr. chief AND HE KILLS U

MYA HILL:ALL YOUR HALO BELONG TO US

 

[ThreeWords]

Who's Mr Chief? I call on Master Chief, who promptly beats you shitless

My Hill!

 

[elricik]

I call Solid Snake to promptly beat you and Master Chief into the ground

MY HILL!!!!!!!

 

[ThreeWords]

Do you see my crown? See it? Can you read what it says on it? K-I-N-G-O-F-T-H-E-H-I-L-L. Do you know what that spells? King of the Hill.

Ones hill!

 

[terribleyetfun]

yeah and do you see the missile heading towards you that reads "king go boom now" yeah that makes you go boom.

MY HILL (after you`ve been blown to bits of course)

 

[ThreeWords]

Since you've gone and blown up the hill, I guess we need a new one. How about this one, which I happen to be already on...

My Hill!