King of the Hill

[Sassafrass]

I just come up to you and punch you in the face, therefore making you go to hospital due to a broken nose.

MY HILL!!!

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

I burn down all the forest giving the Sasquatch no place to hide. Scientists will capture you and use you to experiment.

My Hill

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing as you burned down the forest, you leave yourself no cover and I somehow now possess a sniper rifle...which is aimed at your head...and then has the trigger pulled and you go down.

MY HILL!!

 

[Flashdeath30]

I pop up from the ground with a chainsaw.
Braw!!! BRAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I slice you in half.
MY HILL!

 

[Klagermeister]

I airlift several tons of C4 to the top of the hill, which is then detonated.
After the dust has cleared and I wipe the blood off my shirt, I run to my new, lifeless domain.
MY SMOLDERING CRATER!

 

[Sassafrass]

...um...

I parachute down and land on top of you, breaking your neck in the process.

MY HILL/SMOULDERING CRATER!!!

 

[dalek sec]

I kill you with my dalek weapon.

Daleks are now masters of the hill!

 

[Sassafrass]

I bring along The Doctor who is your sworn enemy. He destroys you but you somehow come back in the future.
[sup]Can anyone actually explain to me how the Daleks aren't dead yet, please?[/sup]

MY HILL!!!

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Tactical Nuke Obtained.

I nuke your hill go to another
MY HILL

 

[DragonofDecay86]

I simply come up and stab you in the back with a serrated knife
MY HILL

 

[hopeneverdies]

I sneak up to you in a cardboard box and behead with you with your buster sword.

This is my hill!

 

[DragonofDecay86]

I summon an army of zombie things with a magic wand i somehow managed to find and they eat you.
MY HILL!!!

 

[COR 2000]

I hire the combined forces of Louis, Zoey, Bill, Francis, Coach, Rochelle, Ellis and Nick to clear out the Zombies.

With the L4D crews under my command, I now declare the hill mine!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I beat you with my army of super powered bunnies.

MY HILL!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I beat your bunnies with Ultra Mega Wolves

WAFFLESANDBACON593'S HILL

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I set you and your wolves on fire.

MY HILL!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

i throw burning wolves at you

MY HILL

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I throw burning wolves and bunny carcasses at you.

MY HILL!

 

[hopeneverdies]

I drive a ginormous garbage truck and put you and all the carcasses inside. Then I just let it roll backwards down the hill.

MY HILL!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

i throw you out the garbage truck pick it up throw it at you and stand on top of it

MY HILL!!! WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!