Knives, knives, and um....oh yeah, more knives!

[RagnorakTres]

I'm trying to acquire a pair of trench knives. Does that count? I have multi-tools with some good knives on them and my ever-trusty razor knife that I use to strip wires.

EDIT:
Like these, in particular:

 

[baiaishan]

Real men use chef's knives
http://www.chefscatalog.com/img/products/285x285/23140_285.jpg

That's not a knife.

Spoiler: THIS is a knife

Cookies for reference.

On topic: I don't, nor do I intend to, carry a knife. I just don't feel the need for it. Besides, if I need something for self defence, I suppose I could use my keys.

I see you've played knifey-spoony before!