Last one liner as you die?

[One of Many]

The Emperor Protects!

or

Needs More Dakka!

 

[JokerCrowe]

"Balls"...

*gets shot*

"all my base are belong to you"

or

"I like twurltes!"

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

"Peace out losers" or "May he who is extremely gay fire the first shot"

 

[RobJameson]

"At least I've got chicken"
"GLA Postal Service" *Assplodes*
"This....Class....Has....Martyrdom"

 

[ProfessorLayton]

"Ask for me tomorrow and you will find me a grave man!"

 

[Mr Mc Twiggy]

"The cake WAS a lie..."

 

[Emilox The Great]

'Well...F!ck!'

 

[Rakun Man]

Shoot... No, WAIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

 

[GLXRBLT]

"For Pony!"

 

[Wrists]

"I'm here for my well deserved payment."-Because I remembered that line randomly.

Or if I wanted to be tragic and whatnot, then probably-"I wonder what the sun looks like now"

Or "Bugger..."

 

[BuchalBainne]

*random obscenities*

 

[RJ Dalton]

"I knew I should have turned the oven off before stepping outside.

 

[Ansem-The-Wise]

'...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... (BANG)'

 

[ECasThat]

"No one is going to take me alive!
It is I how come to make things right!" God, I love that song.

 

[Emergent System]

"It ends... like THIS?!"

 

[savandicus]

How ironic, after a lifetime of enjoying life and now i'm dead...

Or

I deadnt see that coming

Or

I guess thats the last we'll sea of me (Only applicable if dying near/on the ocean)

Or

I guess my time came too spoon (Then i proceed to throw a spoon at whoever killed me before dying)

Or

Looks like it was my time to die (Then i proceed to throw a handful of dice at my killer)

Or

Time to go home.

 

[Malediozone]

"Ask for me tomorrow and you will find me a grave man!"

I see what you did there.

"Hold my drink, I'm going to try something."