Last one liner as you die?

[thegreatsage]

"So long and thanks for all the fish."
(or)
*Finger's crossed* "No God, No God....."

Assuming I'd have been stupid/evil enough to have landed in such a mess, I wouldn't exactly be hopeful for my afterlife prospects.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

"Ask for me tomorrow and you will find me a grave man!"

You'd quote Shakespeare as you die??

I'd say either 'It's a trap!' or 'I told you I was ill...'

EDIT: After having read the OP, scrap the second one

 

[CheesusCrust]

Tell my wife..Hello
or
Please NO, I have a wife and three girlfriends.

 

[superbatranger]

"Oh shit, there goes the planet."

 

[Mrselfdestruct]

I'd go into dead eye mode and shoot about 3 of them....

 

[teh_n00b_root]

I always hated you... I always hated you the most...

Cookie for reference.

YOU SHOT CHURCH!!! YOU TEAM KILLING F_CKTARD!! (may i haz cookie?)

"....The game"

Sir.... you have destroyed me. 3 years. 3 YEARS and I lose because of a forum!

For my last words, it just has to be, "Hey! Don't make me get Kulani!" *get face shot off*

 

[Arctic Fox]

"It's all ... a dream."

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"Curse you moon, CURSE YOU!"

 

[Hiram88]

*shot* UGH! Tell you wife *shot*...i love he *bangbangbangbangbang*

 

[googleboy]

No idea if its been done already but: KHAAAAAAAN!!

edit: turns out it was done before... grrr... In that case: LUUUUCAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!

 

[Con Carne]

This cake is delicious! (even though there may be no cake around)

 

[Acton Hank]

Someone's probably already said this but:

"Don't I get any last requests?"
or
"Oh come on! It's my fucking birthday!

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

"Are you paying too much for your life insurance?..."

I love it.

Ot: "hey, this isn't so bad, infact, its pretty confterble, I could fall aslee...

 

[Zetsubou-Sama]

BANG! "I...I see a light" kneels down "It's your mother.... she's naked... What an inviting loo-" bang bang bang

 

[TheDukester]

"I lived like I died--on my back"

 

[Beest.]

Today is a good day to die!

 

[DanDeFool]

"At least I don't have to look at your ugly ass no more..."

 

[Deralix]

I would make a request. I would want the commanding officer to turn it into a firing squad. I would like to have someone say "ready...aim...fire" so this happens:

Ready!
*I put him hands in two gun shapes by my face aiming up*
Aim!
*I point I two random guards*
Fire!
*I say bang then die*

Cowboy Bebop, fawk year.

OT: "Please don't kill me! PLEEEAAAASE!"

 

[SFR]

"WHO FUCKING FARTED!?" Then shoot MYSELF.

EDIT: Actually, if for what ever reason I had a mirror, I'd look into it and say "Dodge this."