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Azraellod

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Neonbob said:
Oh, I see how it is. As soon as I go, you all start divvying up my stuff, huh?
Well, I'm keeping America.
Because it's still my favorite.
Not exactly...

Anyway, you need to wear a paper crown now if you want to keep America. You can get them at that table that's also serving drinks.

See, this is why you shouldn't leave. The rules change while you're away. Now you only rule a small part of the world, and you need an uncomfortable paper hat to do it.

I hope you learned your lesson.
 

Neonbob

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Azraellod said:
Neonbob said:
Oh, I see how it is. As soon as I go, you all start divvying up my stuff, huh?
Well, I'm keeping America.
Because it's still my favorite.
Not exactly...

Anyway, you need to wear a paper crown now if you want to keep America. You can get them at that table that's also serving drinks.

See, this is why you shouldn't leave. The rules change while you're away. Now you only rule a small part of the world, and you need an uncomfortable paper hat to do it.

I hope you learned your lesson.
MOTHERF...
Hell on a stick.
Now I've gotta work hard again just to get things back to normal.
Gah.
 

Joa_Belgium

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

*poof*
 

Arbitrary Cidin

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"After all my years of life, the most important lesson for me to give you to seriously live by and focus on would most definitely b-hnnggg!"
 

dietpeachsnapple

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I haven't been around long enough to be a real cornerstone of the community. Not much capital to really expend in regards to how much people might be concerned with my departure. I can say that I have been humored, enraged, disenchanted, offended, and enthralled by the lot of you, and I was a better internet patron for those experiences.

I would advise discretion to those among you pleased by your own gall, and courage to those who are slow to embrace potent positions. As a community we strive to engage one another with respect and civility. We also use our diversity of opinions to engender enlightening discourse.

To the flamers and trolls. Please keep it up. It is best that we identify you early so that we will not be unpleasantly surprised later when you disappoint us with the sound of shattered expectations.

To the mods, ignore the nay sayers, listen to the needs of the people, and keep up the good work.

To the community as a whole. Thanks for the memories.
 

dietpeachsnapple

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Arbitrary Cidin said:
"After all my years of life, the most important lesson for me to give you to seriously live by and focus on would most definitely b-hnnggg!"
And the holy grail will verily be found in the one castle of... rrrrrrrrrrrg.
 

Azraellod

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Neonbob said:
MOTHERF...
Hell on a stick.
Now I've gotta work hard again just to get things back to normal.
Gah.
They shall never be normal again for you. Too many new users have joined, and now see you only as that strange guy who hates whales...

Which, admittedly, is how a lot of the older community viewed you. But anyway...

You shall always feel slightly out of place here now. Ahahahaha.

And this is why you must never leave these forums. You will feel lost forever...
 

RavingPenguin

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notoriouslynx said:
"Snakes on a Plane suuuuuuccccccckkkkkkeeeeddd---" and than I'll vanish.
That seems like a Futurama reference, though I could be wrong.
OT: "I was blast, I'm out though."
 
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"SSSSLAAAAAAAVERYYYYYYYYYYY..."

"Well now I've done it. I went to a Hot Topic and said Twilight is Grade 5 level Mary Sue Fanfiction. I'll keep you posted on the result -- MY GOD IT BURNS AAUGGGHHH."

"I wonder if he really is the Freshmaker?"

"OH GOD INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE IS ON AND THE DIAL ON MY T.V IS BROKEN! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD."

"Hehehe [Insert Video Game Console] Sucks."

"COME ON YA PANSY!"


Any of those would be good, or there's always: "ffFFFREEEEEEEEEDOMMMmmm..."
 

Ren3004

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"And that was the fifth time I died."

"Hey guys, there's this really annoying pain in my chest, is that something I should worry abo-"
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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Today I was high on acid and realized that all matter is just energy condensed to a slow vibration. I also realized that we are all of the same consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream. And we are all the imagination of ourselves... Goodbye! <<--- Something like that. XD
 

Mullahgrrl

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I dont need no stinking badges!

Seriously, if I get many more I'll stop watching those damn movies.
 

Neonbob

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Azraellod said:
Neonbob said:
MOTHERF...
Hell on a stick.
Now I've gotta work hard again just to get things back to normal.
Gah.
They shall never be normal again for you. Too many new users have joined, and now see you only as that strange guy who hates whales...

Which, admittedly, is how a lot of the older community viewed you. But anyway...

You shall always feel slightly out of place here now. Ahahahaha.

And this is why you must never leave these forums. You will feel lost forever...
Sigh...I suppose so.
Well, that's easily resolved.
You fools shall never be rid of me!
I will be an Escapist until I am so senile that I get myself banned while talking about how things used to be back in the days of green rain!