Least Threatening Game Enemy

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coldfrog

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Hell with goombas man, at least they face you straight up. Those stupid green turtles though... Not only are they too wimpy to face you like a real, um, turtle, then they let you use their own shell as a weapon? Morons. I bet the goombas are pissed, I mean, those turtles got wings right away, it took goombas forever to evolve wings so they could jump over those shells.
 

Captain Pancake

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i'd have to say the ground targets in H.A.W.X, you fly in at supersonic speeds, they see you at the last second, then they see your missile...
 

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the bugs that you get in fable one hit with any of your wepons will kill them but then again all of the things you fight in fable dont pose any challenge because even if they do manege to finally kill you. you just end up coming straight back up
 

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dommyuk said:
Yu Yevon from Final Fantasy X, it's impossible to lose, cast reflect on him and he'll heal your party members and everyone has permanent Auto-Life.
I hate the way people always say Yu Yevon sucks, He wasn't supposed to be the final boss. Braska's final Aeon(Unnamed for spoilers) was the real final enemy, even though he wasn't that good. And really, the only thing saving you was the Auto-Life, I wish there was a way to get rid of it so people would stop saying he was the worst. The REAL worst was that Sin spawn you face at the start of the game whos only attack was Demi, He couldn't even kill you.
 

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in suikoden 5 the first enemies your meet are basically a group of five multicoloured pompoms :p 1 hit kills at lvl1 and there attack is basically "jump up and down"
 

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The grunts in Halo. I'd say the Wretches from Gears of War, but they don't say amusing comments.
 

dkyros

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The end boss to Ninja Gaiden for the Xbox, the whole game is so frustratingly hard, and then the final boss can be taken down by using the jump and Y slash move like 10 times
 

Omikron009

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Fallout 3 radroaches. Half the time they don't even attack you, and they can be dispatched in one baseball bat hit at level one. So lame.
 

j0z

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Headcrabs in HL/HL2, they are only dangerous when they swarm.
Grunts in Halo
mudcrabs are pretty pathetic
Mirelurks/Deathclaws (haha, just kidding) actually, molecrabs in Fo3, it is so funny fighting them witth that stick, its like, hit them once, then POP! goes their head.
 

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MaxChaos said:
Oh you.

I'd say Magikarp. Because it was crap *on purpose*.
Magikarp? I'd say more like MagiCRAP. I'm so clever...

I'd say Wretches from Gears of War 2. They're just... so bad.
 

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the first evil flower thing (I forgot what they are called) that you see in Zelda OOT on the way to the deku tree. all they do is stretching upwards, they don't even attack and they die from one hit and always give you a deku stick. btw the deku stick shows the incredible warlike nature of the kokiri people when the stick does more damage than he only sword/knife in the village.
 

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mudcrabs are defenseless ? so many times in morrowind i would have to really persuade myself not to take shortcuts through sewers because when you're 1 lbs away from being completely encumbered and you have no feather and no cure disease potions and you just happen to get hit once by one of the 4362767432 rats / mudcrabs hanging out in the sewers and get -STR disease that stops you from moving until you remove everything from your inventory and drop it on the floor, go and get cured at a temple or hunt around for one potion to buy then come back, (pause for breath), YOU GET PRETTY ANGRY SEEING AS YOU WERE ONLY RUNNING BACK TO SELL ALL THAT SHIT YOU'RE CARRYING ANYWAY. The worst cases are when you get all the way back, pick up your shit, walk five steps then get hit by another diseased mudcrab and have to do the whole thing over again.

Oh and more than once i had plot-crucial characters that i was escorting run away and attack mudcrabs only to get owned and die because they forgot they had 2 hp left from those atronarchs i just used all of my abilities on.

Shows that the clever mudcrab doesn't need to kill you to make you reload your game.
 

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popdafoo said:
I'd say Wretches from Gears of War 2. They're just... so bad.
At first it's like "oh no, a terrifying new enemy". But then you realise you can just hold down B when they're nearby to kill them all.
 

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darksusano said:
dommyuk said:
Yu Yevon from Final Fantasy X, it's impossible to lose, cast reflect on him and he'll heal your party members and everyone has permanent Auto-Life.
I hate the way people always say Yu Yevon sucks, He wasn't supposed to be the final boss. Braska's final Aeon(Unnamed for spoilers) was the real final enemy, even though he wasn't that good. And really, the only thing saving you was the Auto-Life, I wish there was a way to get rid of it so people would stop saying he was the worst. The REAL worst was that Sin spawn you face at the start of the game whos only attack was Demi, He couldn't even kill you.
Yes, but the name of the thread is 'Least Threatening Enemy' not 'Least Threatening Boss', but you do raise a point with Sinspawn Ammes, although he was flanked by 5 Sinscales which can kill you if, you don't use Auron's overdrive or you're blind.