Least Threatening Game Enemy

[Liberaliterr]

Does anyone else remember the things form the very beginning of the first Spyro?
Ya' Know, those green frog things which literally CANNOT hurt you.

 

[LANCE420]

lucien, fable II. he died like a ***** to me.

 

[Le_Lisra]

yeah as it has been said.. mudcrabs from morrowwind, cultists from dawn of war (even with infiltration they're more or less useless) and any parasite baby thats still in an egg-thing waiting to get shot.

also stormtroopers in jedi knight 2/3 when you get more than one point at force lighting. then the whole game is a joke apart from lightsaber fights.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

FF6

World of Chaos

Starting Island

They kill themselves after a few turns (and do crap damage if you have decent armour).

Can't remember their names though...

 

[0p3rati0n]

What do you see as the easiest, most pathetic enemy in gaming?

nazis seriously their just purely retarded. They just look intimidating. But once you grab a sub machine gun there's not threat.

 

[Nokillme92]

everyone living within 3 blocks of me at every game we play.

 

[SamuelT]

Army people in Prototype. When you can 2-shot kill a tank with your fists, or kick a chopper down, they just don't seem very threatening anymore.

But then another one comes running. And he's got a friend, and that friend has a helicopter, and that guy took seven tanks with him, and those all have ten hunters, and those all took explosives with them.

That makes it kind of threatening.

 

[DuckDuckGoose]

A solitary murloc.

when....WHEN...does that happen

hmm...cockratice on the new crystal chronicles (echoes of time)

 

[Chris^^]

- Antlion Larvae (Half Life 2: Episode 2)
- 343 Guilty Spark (Halo 3)
- Chaos Acolytes (Dawn of War) (Though everything else that Chaos has is powerful enough to knock the piss out of you and into your grandchildren.)

how can you reference Dawn of War and negate to mention the mighty Gretchin????

i mean seriously..

they fight on one another shoulders and cannot hit ANYTHING

 

[dommyuk]

Defias bandits from World of Warcraft and Mudcrabs from Oblivion their so weak ive made a new sport called 'mudcrab boxing' where you walk along a beach in gladiator armor challnging mudcrabs to battles TO THE DEATH!

I also have a Mudcrab killing game, install the Flying Deaths mod, and use power attacks and see how far the Mudcrab flies, really quite satisfying!

 

[Pickel Surprise]

- Antlion Larvae (Half Life 2: Episode 2)
- 343 Guilty Spark (Halo 3)
- Chaos Acolytes (Dawn of War) (Though everything else that Chaos has is powerful enough to knock the piss out of you and into your grandchildren.)

how can you reference Dawn of War and negate to mention the mighty Gretchin????

i mean seriously..

they fight on one another shoulders and cannot hit ANYTHING

Oh yeah, I forgot about those. Scratch the Acolytes, Grots take the cake.

 

[quack35]

Goombas.

 

[Keillor]

I'm going to say the Civilians who decide to take the law into their own hands in GTA IV. Either that or Pokemon Trainers who only have magikarps.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Sackman from SSBB, he doesn't fight back. Radroaches from fallout take second place (they're giant enough to class as a pest, but not giant enough to class as a real enemy. A small child could (and does) take them out with little effort. Don't underestimate grunts, or you'll be screaming after they finish you off with a prissy little plasma pistol after you've dismembered five brutes and their captain, along with most of your own allies. (Legendary taught me to take out the annoying little bastards first.) those foot soldiers from Mario... no, not the turtles, the ones with no defence who you just have to punch or jump on, they were almost stupidly weak. The guards in the first level of final fantasy 7 go down to one strike from a level 5 character. Its a bit like trying to fight off a behemoth with a bb gun when looked at from the guards perspective. On the strategy game front, roman peasants in RTW. 1 attack, 1 defence, everyone elses peasants have either 3 attack and defence or 4 defence and 1 attack, and the next step up from peasants is archers with 3 attack and 4 defence. Add low morale to this, and you get possibly one of the weakest video game hostiles of all time.

 

[GoldenRaz]

The (basic) Ganado and Majini in Resident Evil 4 and 5 respectively.
I mean, after the first couple of levels, even the snakes are more dangerous...

Edit:

I for one would like to know where these oh-so-fearsome mudcrab's dwell, so that I might test myself against them.

There is a giant crab in a cave and there are those giant crab shell houses in Morrowind.

Do you mean

Spoiler

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RUNN FOR YOUR LIVES! GET THE HELLL OUT OF HERE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I read somewhere that the Giant Mudcrab is actually just the normal mudcrab model which has been increased in size by 10.
It isn't stronger in any way, just 10 times bigger.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Other players in COD4 online.

Such a nice statement someones confident in their skills
In my opinion the worst enemy ever is the series of fights at the end of FFX you'd think the last boss would be hard but not being revived by the game when you die kinda makes it a bit easy and pathetic really

 

[Halfbreed13]

Other players in COD4 online.

This ^.^

OT: GI had an article about this, I think the blue things from dragon quest, grunts from halo,
goombas from mario... gah I forgot most of em.

EDIT: *SPOILERS?*
And Col. Autumn at the end of Fallout3! That guy died from a .32 pistol shot to the foot >.<
WHAT THE HELL BETHESDA!

 

[Halfbreed13]

Other players in COD4 online.

It's also a statement well earned. I've heard often times people keep saying that they are the best in that game, no one can beat them, but when we play on the PC on a 1 on 1 match I wipe the floor against them.

I'm in the top three listings of all matches in the Computer Games society, often hitting first place and no matter who claims that they are the ultimate god in that game I wipe the floor of them in a 1 on 1 match. When I play online I'm normally the top 5, several cases better.

I can say that because I've earned it, and I'm damn proud of it too

Other players in COD4 online.

It's also a statement well earned. I've heard often times people keep saying that they are the best in that game, no one can beat them, but when we play on the PC on a 1 on 1 match I wipe the floor against them.

I'm in the top three listings of all matches in the Computer Games society, often hitting first place and no matter who claims that they are the ultimate god in that game I wipe the floor of them in a 1 on 1 match. When I play online I'm normally the top 5, several cases better.

I can say that because I've earned it, and I'm damn proud of it too

What is this Computer Games society, and why have I never heard of this before?

(Message me if you don't want to derail the topic xP)

 

[Triple AD]

Portal Turrets 'cuz they're so darn cute but that dosen't mean they're not dangerous... Hell no