Leave the shop? Wait, no, stop!

[MurderousToaster]

That person sounded like such an asshole. They're lucky you weren't actually homosexuals, or they'd probably find themselves in court for that.

 

[Roscoe_A]

I got kicked out of the movie theater once because I was paying for my drink with a gift card. Well for some reason the card reader wasn't working that day. When he told me that, I explained to him gently (because I was getting irratated by how long it was taking) that I didn't have anymore money because of the overprice on the ticket. Well finally he says that he needs to take it back as i'm drinking it. When I finish my quick drink, I roll my eyes and he tells me to get out.

KICKED OUT FOR ROLLING MY EYES!!!

 

[serialver]

A lot of these stories reminds me of just how pathetic people are. Not sure what is funnier, people being surprised that their tardtastic cheese-grater antics gets them kicked out or they think it is just plain hilarious.

We need to bring in compulsory mility services to whip kids into shape, darn it.

I got kicked out of a shop for hitting someone, good old fashioned reason there.

 

[I Resurection I]

I almost got kicked out of a store once because my stupid brother and his friends where looking at the Adult magazines that were right above the Car magazines i was trying to look at.

Just so you know i like to look at the cool cars, not much on fixing a car though

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Yes, I have actually. A few weeks ago I went in to Boots and picked up my Meth prescrition like I do every day, and on the way out I stopped to look at the toothpaste cause I needed to get some more, and a security guard came up to me and told me I had to leave the shop.
I asked why and he told me that he'd been told that anyone picking up a meth script had to leave straight away. I knew this was bullshit as it had never happened before in 6 years of me picking up a script from Boots, but I left without making a scene.
I'm not going to take that kind of crap though, so I phoned up the management and made a complaint. I got a full apology and the guard in question got a bollocking. heh.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I got kicked out of Blockbusters for calling the manager a dumbass. Does that count?

This sounds interesting!
Why did you call him/her a dumbass?

He was convinced I was trying to steal movies from there, about a minute and a half after walking into the store to return a movie I had checked out.

He saw it, and assumed I was trying to walk off without paying for it.

 

[TheLazyKnight]

I broke the display N-gage in my local gamestop. That was the only time I've been kicked out of a public place.

 

[Lord of Maggots]

I've been kicked out of a burger king for reading the king james bible at the top of my lungs at people. I was only trying to help them on the road to salvation... hahahahaha.

 

[Blackmagic1515]

I've never actually been kicked out of a place, but I almost was once. Some friends and myself went bowling and as usual I was wearing a baseball cap. Halfway through the game the security guy comes over and tells me to take it off while playing so I did. We finish and go into the arcade and I put it back on again. Two minutes later he comes over and says to take it off because I can't wear in the building, so again I take it. Then I put it on again as we were leaving and he comes over and has another go saying he'll burn the bloody thing if I don't remove it. So I just gave him a wtf look and walked out. What an ass...

 

[coldshadow]

got kicked out of walmart for picking up the nerf sword... lady thought I about to thrust it around and kicked me out (me thinks she was on edge from something)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nope. I've never done anything worth noting in any establishment.

 

[MelziGurl]

Never been kicked out, but I have threatened to kick someone out for swearing at me in an argument at work. They were immediately apologetic.

As for the OP, I'd advertise to the gay community and see how many go there just to piss her off. This is just me though.

 

[DazZ.]

Got kicked out of Asda for shopping.
We got kicked out because my friend put a turkey in our trolly, that or because we were quite drunk, I don't quite remember.
I were going to buy the turkey though, along with whatever else we had, I'm quite glad we got kicked out and we didn't end up with a trolly full of crap we didn't need.

I'm usually kicked out of places for reasonable reasons though.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

I have removed myself from a place for a stupid reason, apparently they built this gas station with pop-off doors. i guess so the robbers can get out easier. but i was walking in and i just walked into the automatic door, and it pops half-way off the rail, my friends turn around and walk out laughing.. and i'm standing there and afetr a few awkward seconds i just walk out saying "Ok, that was fun bye!"

 

[Valkyira]

Yeah, I always wondered about that. I think the devs send out a different code of the game to shops and other public areas for 'commercial use'. The only thing I hate more than playing one of them is watching someone playing. If its a game I already have, I get frustrated watching them screw things up or playing like idiots. I guess I'm not as sociable as I thought haha

It's even worse when it's a kid infront of you... you'd pick him up by the ears and kick him off if it weren't for his six foot beheamoth of a dad, covered in tattoos with a black mohawk eyeing you cautiously... or is that just me?

OT - Also I once got kicked out of GAME for stealing one of those empty cases they keep behind the display cases... my [PROTOTYPE] case is cracked and I hate having cracked cases!

I also hate having cracked cases, but you did steal... I'm sure if you asked, they would have let you have one.

That is probably a fair point... it's funny how in the past I've only been caught when I'm trying to steal... many a time have I walked out of a shop with something unpaid for though ¬_¬

I accidentally stole 2 cheese twists once. They were stuck together and I didn't realise until I was back at my house

 

[ohellynot]

Never been kickout, or even threatened with being kicked out.

Likewise, iv'e just been threatened in the street.

 

[Vigilantis]

I've never been kicked out but I get followed by security ALL the time.

I guess long hair + hat + beard = suspicious person.

^ Exactly that, I've never been kicked out but I have been followed around by security guards in just about every store I've entered.

I however just have extremely long hair for a guy

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Aaaaaaaaages ago I spent a whole day on a ratchet and clank 2 game in IKEA. Eventually they decided I had spoiled the fun because I had progressed from the starting level to the 2nd to last level on the next playthrough, which is harder... they kindly escorted me off the premises for making the game "too hard for those who just wanted to have fun!"

 

[rokkolpo]

I got kicked out of Blockbusters for calling the manager a dumbass. Does that count?

well was he?