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Got kicked out a club for making a phone call.
bouncer:"Excuse me can you move out the way please, people can't get by."
me: "alright." moving to one side of the corridor so anyone could walk by.
bouncer:"could you move, people can't get by."
i look around and there is no one trying to get by at all
"i'll just be a minute i'm booking a cab, it shouldn't take long."
bouncer:"Sir please leave. You're not welcome here any longer."
I was completely bewildered. I had to call to let my mates know why i could get back in.
bouncer:"Excuse me can you move out the way please, people can't get by."
me: "alright." moving to one side of the corridor so anyone could walk by.
bouncer:"could you move, people can't get by."
i look around and there is no one trying to get by at all
"i'll just be a minute i'm booking a cab, it shouldn't take long."
bouncer:"Sir please leave. You're not welcome here any longer."
I was completely bewildered. I had to call to let my mates know why i could get back in.
I get watched a lot whenever I go into stores. It may have to do with the fact that I always carry a backpack, or that I'm always covered head to toe except for my face and hands... And sometimes my hands. I guess I look pretty shady. But you'd think after watching me for an hour that they'd realize I wasn't going to steal anything.
I was kicked out of a store because I wear a fedora every wherE. I didn't get it. Was the store clerks mother killed by a fedora? I mean, it's just a fedora. It's just, a thing I have for fedoras. No don't say Im coping Yahtzee, I started wearing fedoras 8 years ago when I was 14. Probably before any of you even knew Yahtzee.
Oh, and very weird story they. Very, very, very weird.
Oh, and very weird story they. Very, very, very weird.
I was somehow kicked out a library for...I'm not even entirely sure. Apparently my friend pissed some kid off and the librarian asked us to leave. So we did.
I remember some mall cops trying to kick me and my friends out of a mall.
We were screwing around, and they come up in little golf carts like things and ask us to leave. We decide to run, so they get back into their carts and chase us.
These carts are so damn slow its hilarious, we run faster than them. So to screw with them, we ran, stopped, they would get out, we would run again, they would get back in and chase.
Rinse, repeat, and you end up with one funny sight of having 4 tiny golf carts gunning after you at 3 MPH.
We were screwing around, and they come up in little golf carts like things and ask us to leave. We decide to run, so they get back into their carts and chase us.
These carts are so damn slow its hilarious, we run faster than them. So to screw with them, we ran, stopped, they would get out, we would run again, they would get back in and chase.
Rinse, repeat, and you end up with one funny sight of having 4 tiny golf carts gunning after you at 3 MPH.
i got asked to leave a KFC after i'd repeatedly asked this morbidly obese women if she really needed that upsize for the meal she was ordering.
I got kicked out of a Needs once because me and three of my friends walked in and the manager thought we looked suspicious, so he told us that we had to go in, one at a time, and the others would have to wait at least five meters away from the store.
This has happened to me too!Bob_Bobbington said:
Though I was 17 at the time and wearing all black clothes and a leather trenchcoat... mabey that had something to do with it.
Another time at the same store, and indeed the same security guard, I walked in wearing a baggy jacket and a hat. The security guard asked me to take off the hat (which, by the way, was skin (hair?) tight), presumably so I coudln't steal anything under it, but didn't seem to mind the jacket I could easily have hidden a few packets of pringles under (I later tested this at home).
What really annoyed me though, and read this whole sentance before you judge me, was that the security guard was black: he obviously followed me the first time and asked me to take off my hat the second because of the way I dressed and because of my age, yet if our positions had been reversed and I asked him to take off a hat or followed him around the store he could have reported me to my manager for racism.
There's... There's a few responses.
Anyway, the ridiculousness of this crap is still annoying me today.
Next thing I'll be kicked out of my own house for a few people shouting a bit at the LAN party.
Does that happen in the city and stuff, like being kicked out of your apartment or rented house or whatever for being a bit enthusiastic?
I need to go think this over with my shiny new PS3, which I traded (COLM O'RIORDAN IN FANBOY REVERSAL SHOCKER) my 360 and secret, hidden Nintendo Wii in for.
But now, playing MAG, it is just extremely worth it.
Oh, and is the full Metal Gear Online package included in Guns Of The Patriots, or is it just kind of a limited demo?
I don't want to have to download the rest of what I thought was a free game from PSN.
Oh, and nobody take the PSN name Xarion while I'm still deciding on a permanent gamer handle.
Rebel748 doesn't do much for me anymore, as I think I've mentioned elsewhere on the intarwebz.
Seriously though, fiver someone'll steal that name straight away.
Anyway, the ridiculousness of this crap is still annoying me today.
Next thing I'll be kicked out of my own house for a few people shouting a bit at the LAN party.
Does that happen in the city and stuff, like being kicked out of your apartment or rented house or whatever for being a bit enthusiastic?
I need to go think this over with my shiny new PS3, which I traded (COLM O'RIORDAN IN FANBOY REVERSAL SHOCKER) my 360 and secret, hidden Nintendo Wii in for.
But now, playing MAG, it is just extremely worth it.
Oh, and is the full Metal Gear Online package included in Guns Of The Patriots, or is it just kind of a limited demo?
I don't want to have to download the rest of what I thought was a free game from PSN.
Oh, and nobody take the PSN name Xarion while I'm still deciding on a permanent gamer handle.
Rebel748 doesn't do much for me anymore, as I think I've mentioned elsewhere on the intarwebz.
Seriously though, fiver someone'll steal that name straight away.
I was playing blackjack, got blackout drunk on free Jack/Coke drinks (had about 9) and was asked to leave. I stumbled away from the table and left. I woke up and realized that I left $300 on the table there.
My father died the next day.
My father died the next day.