Lessons you probably shouldn't have learned from games but did anyway.
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The more unorthodox your weapon is is just as how satisfying it is to kill someone with it. Dead Rising is a little bit too inspiring.
And never give up, there will always be sweet music and some more witty dialouge at the end of the next stage. Touhou is addicting. >_> <_<
And never give up, there will always be sweet music and some more witty dialouge at the end of the next stage. Touhou is addicting. >_> <_<
That said, the princes will ALWAYS be in another castle. And when she isn't she will send you on another quest to find another princess, who will also ALWAYS be in another castle.Flying-Emu said:
A raccoon tail if attached to your denim shorts and a pair of raccoon ears is all you need to fly.
Sheep can wear scuba gear and swim. While on this topic, you should watch out for shock sticks attached to little men in furry jackets that waddle like penguins.
Playing tag on a four wheeler in a set of underground caves can be quite exilerhating. It's also just as fun to throw a giant beach ball out into an open field, drive a four wheeler up to it, pick it up and make your friend crash into you in attempt to retrieve said beach ball. If you get bored with these two games, you can always drive your four wheeler on to a hockey rink and play hockey while on a four wheeler.
There's no use for stop lights, stop signs, or any traffic signs whatsoever. You are free to drive as reckless or as fast as you please. The cops will never chase you and site you for reckless driving or speeding.
If a wild pig is awaiting for you, jump on its back and dodge the giant spike like skewers in attempt to get to the next level.
In addition to the above, watch out for sinking lilly pads, and venus fly traps. The lilly pads will always try to drown you and the venus fly traps will always eat you.
Sheep can wear scuba gear and swim. While on this topic, you should watch out for shock sticks attached to little men in furry jackets that waddle like penguins.
Playing tag on a four wheeler in a set of underground caves can be quite exilerhating. It's also just as fun to throw a giant beach ball out into an open field, drive a four wheeler up to it, pick it up and make your friend crash into you in attempt to retrieve said beach ball. If you get bored with these two games, you can always drive your four wheeler on to a hockey rink and play hockey while on a four wheeler.
There's no use for stop lights, stop signs, or any traffic signs whatsoever. You are free to drive as reckless or as fast as you please. The cops will never chase you and site you for reckless driving or speeding.
If a wild pig is awaiting for you, jump on its back and dodge the giant spike like skewers in attempt to get to the next level.
In addition to the above, watch out for sinking lilly pads, and venus fly traps. The lilly pads will always try to drown you and the venus fly traps will always eat you.
I can survive several clips being emptied straight into my skull.
(GTA, Gears of War, Halo, Medal of Honour, COD, etc, etc...)
(GTA, Gears of War, Halo, Medal of Honour, COD, etc, etc...)
How about this...It doesn't matter how much mercenary training you've had, or how badass you are, If you go in the Water, you will drown!
Mercenaries...I think GTA...etc.
Mercenaries...I think GTA...etc.
Jumping off a building in a european city will not kill me, just make the Teutonic knights angry!
All Companies in Video Games are evil, and research evil, they also employ evil, and the results of research are also evil.
So to sum up, companies are evil.
So to sum up, companies are evil.
Fans are a whiney bunch, oh and jumping of buildings will either kill you instantly or you will come out of it with not a scratch.
Quick, climb a building, jump eight floors down, roll head first and then catch the train! It won't slow down but you'll be able to ride on top of it. Need some extra energy? Forget the energy drink, just drain the nearest person or electrical item.
On the same note, do not forget that with two easy buttons you can wave your hands and make a rocket explode before it hits you.
On the same note, do not forget that with two easy buttons you can wave your hands and make a rocket explode before it hits you.
dont judge people by their skin or sexuality, violence is never the answer, be open to new ideas, there is no god, during the right thing might be harder but always pays up, be friendly you might need backup later and the zombies are coming and you better be prepared.
The cake is a lie.
Slight deviations from standard procedure isn't a good thing
If you have amnesia: you will find that you're outnumbered, under-armed, and you're expected to have the world saved in 24 hours - or less.
Do the exact opposite of what the guy in the suit says.
If she's hot but not cute, don't turn your back - ever.
Slight deviations from standard procedure isn't a good thing
If you have amnesia: you will find that you're outnumbered, under-armed, and you're expected to have the world saved in 24 hours - or less.
Do the exact opposite of what the guy in the suit says.
If she's hot but not cute, don't turn your back - ever.
Don't mess with chickens, they have friends, lots of angry angry friends.
When running from an assasin, head for water. Because assasins can't swim.
When passing corpses, make sure all their limbs are completely severed from their torso before putting them behind your back. You never know when they'll stand up and try to kill you.
When running from an assasin, head for water. Because assasins can't swim.
When passing corpses, make sure all their limbs are completely severed from their torso before putting them behind your back. You never know when they'll stand up and try to kill you.
