Lessons you probably shouldn't have learned from games but did anyway.

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MystikMtnManaT

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People that you have never met in your entire life will be overjoyed that you entered their house completely unannounced and uninvited then took anything they had as long as it was inside a treasure chest, which everyone has.
 

djt5215

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poncho14 said:
If you are asked to find 10 wolf hearts, you will have to kill 3x more because not all wolfs have hearts:|
so true. Not all zebras have hoofs, and not all assassins carry a weapon yet somehow they just stabbed you with a knife.
 

MrBrightside919

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Death is completely irrelivant if you rub some feathers on the dead person (Phoenix Down + Dead Body = LIFE!)
 

Magnatek

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There is nothing wrong with attaching a cactus to a sword hilt. Also, stealing an all-powerful gem gives mutant turtles the right to beat you down.
 

Gyrefalcon

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Frankydee said:
GTA taught me a few things. 1) how to get your money back from a hooker and 2) running over pedestrians is a lot of fun.
What does crocheting have to do with GTA? Didn't you like the Afghan you bought? Or were you thinking of prostitutes? Yeah, that would make more sense. >->
 

Jedoro

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You can pick up any kind of weapon or equipment by merely walking over it, and pain pills can bring you back from the brink of death to perfect health.

Also, no matter how many bullets you take or explosions you're caught in, your clothes remain in perfect condition.
 

esperandote

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mixing green and red herb will make it more powerful
every town and building no matter how small thei are have their own maps
any wound can be instatly cured be drinks or pills
doors are impassable and keys are always around
people seem to guard their stuff by puting puzzles in one thing or another


Your actions will afect your ending... that was kind of phylosofical
 

Iron Mal

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How to make objects like plastic bags and guitar strings into deadly weapons (thank you Manhunt).

Never walk by ground floor windows or dark alleyways if avoidable (thank you Resident Evil).

There's nothing wrong with overkill, you'll always want to make sure they're really dead (thank you every zombie game in exsistance).
 

Slash Dementia

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NoMoreSanity said:
How to effectively rape a a demon monster.
Does it burn or do you have to wear a special condom?

I learned that it's not good to fall from really high places because then you'll get looted and be left naked lying on a road.
 

ArchmageEge

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Heh there are some great ideas there let me add some more

Kanes Wrath=when you face a MARV and kill it it takes nod's engineers maximum 3 minutes to find a counter to it and build it

Battle for the middle Earth2=When you use heal spell on group units it acts as a resurrect spell

Battlesttions midway=No matter where you hit the ship(fuel station armory engines)it still takes the same number of shots to kill a ship

RPG games=if you kill somebody by decapacitating its head then throwing it from a mountain
Than you bring it back as an undead ,it still has a skull:D

World in conflict=AA missles like Strela gopher can only fire missles at helicopters not close by flying planes

Red Alert 3=Only commandos accepted are hot womans

Rainbow Six vegas 2=if you are a retired six member government never tracks you to look if you are doing some illegal stuff

Neverwinternights2=You a villager whoes magic experience is thought by a mid level mage
can be an Archmage by field experience

Command&Conquer=You are always the best commander in the field and all others are 5 year old kids saying oh enemy comes attack!or not?

Call of Duty =enemy vehicles have no optics and will stay still when you are planting bomb infront of them

Hitman4=when you commit a murder everyone will be alerted then after a while they will return to their current positions ,and if they see you again they wil not do anything if you dont run

Supreme Commander forged alliance=Its harder to create a single nuclear weapon than creating 10 Ion cannon equipped Flying UFO s (called CZAR bytheway)

Company of heroes=Tanks are ultimetly useless against infantry their mg just pisses of the inf and their cannon kills maximum 1 of them

Medieval Total war=Local citizens are just stupid ,if you piss them of too much they try to overthrow the governor of the city who has 1000 knights templar

Overlord=You arent the lord or something ,every desicion of action is made by a minion named gnarl and you do whatever he says without question(who is the minion now?

Gears of War =If you are the marcus fenix ,you will get promoted after being pardoned from the prison

Farcry 2=if you are an agent who was sent to kill a man ,and later that man finds you and founds out that you are going to kill him he leaves you alone

Diablo=Creatures who come from hell carry golden amulets even though they have no pockets or a neck

Empire total war=if your ship get on a little fire the crew jump out of the ship while they can finish it by pouring a bucket of water to it even though your ship has 150 crew

Dawn of war 2=a sniper can see just 1.5 more than a normal soldier does

Oblivion=If anyperson murders anybody they will be invited to darkbrotherhood by a speaker despite their age skill and reasons to kill(example 70 year old granny kills her husband becouse of alzeihmer thinking that he is a robber)

Well that was a quiet list:D
Hope you enjoy reading it
 

Slash Dementia

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NoMoreSanity said:
Slash Dementia said:
NoMoreSanity said:
How to effectively rape a a demon monster.
Does it burn or do you have to wear a special condom?

I learned that it's not good to fall from really high places because then you'll get looted and be left naked lying on a road.
Well usually there's no penetration, so it's just the feeling of shame.
Like getting randomly dry-humped?