Let us talk politics

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Oh, bloody hell, the chat has already started. Well, my good sirs, I believe this race is primarily between Obama and McCain. Hillary is much too right-wing to get the Democratic vote. She is making far too much of a point upon being a member of the fairer sex, as well. All politics feature mudslinging, but McCain seems to be resisting the urge to do so, unless it involves our current village idiot leader, the shrub.

 

[bamforth]

Oh please, the masses are far more intrigued by the slander, sex and lies of British politics. Remember that man who old Prescott gave the old one-two. My doctors said my sides had split! Though that may have been from watching Hume-Kendall trip as he went to bowl his third over on Lords! (Everyone descends in to laughter and cigar smoke)
Still one can still enjoy the occasional breathe of non-political scandal in one's pipe. We've all seen "Mad Mosley" in his leather fun romp!

 

[A Username Not In Use]

Personally I feel the qualities that make the best political qualifications are the ability to dink everyone under the table, has a sex drive that out runs a rabbit, the voice of an angel and fights like a lion. IT why I maintain that Lloyd-George was Britain's finest Prime Minister. Sadly it will be centuries until America will vote for anyone with even one of these qualities, still if the post mattered they wouldn't give it to people like Bush.

 

[Archaeology Hat]

Personally I feel the qualities that make the best political qualifications are the ability to dink everyone under the table, has a sex drive that out runs a rabbit, the voice of an angel and fights like a lion. IT why I maintain that Lloyd-George was Britain's finest Prime Minister. Sadly it will be centuries until America will vote for anyone with even one of these qualities, still if the post mattered they wouldn't give it to people like Bush.

Hear hear good fellow!

 

[Hey Joe]

I am not really sure what to make of this thread. Someone care to enlighten me?

My intention with this thread is to deconstruct the elitist connotation of 'talking of politics' through role-play.

It's fun too!

 

[Aidanadv]

I say, I prefer the maverick McCain for my nation's presidency. What need is another Republican president and Congress so we can keep the profits from our Asian sweatshops. Madame Clinton or this upstart Mister Obama will put more taxes on our profits.

(Takes a sip of brandy)

Ah.. that's good.

Now as I was saying, McCain will just be another Bush. So when he invades Iran our arms businesses will be busier than ever. Also, our mercenary companies will keep rolling in the profits since America's army won't be able to everything it needs to.

(Takes another sip of brandy)

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Indeed good sir, the good John McCain would be the ideal old chap for keeping those ill-smelling colonials in line. However, as my man Willsborough here says:'He hasn't the chance of winning as a two-legged badger in the Kentucky Derby'. So it seems we will be forced to endure more of these ghastly socialists, as if that lech Clinton wasn't bad enough eh?

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

I am not really sure what to make of this thread. Someone care to enlighten me?

My intention with this thread is to deconstruct the elitist connotation of 'talking of politics' through role-play.

It's fun too!

Very well then, carry on lads.

 

[josh797]

It's fun too!

Very well then, carry on lads.[/quote]
and we will my good man.

*takes a long toke on his pipe*
ahh thats a good tobacco batch. the 1890 batch i beleive. well to the political games that are afoot. i would say, dear fellows, that clinton does not stand a chance. she has but a sliver of hope which requires seating the delegates from michigan and florida as they were counted (without obama on the ticket in michigan) and then must further convince the superdelegates that she is the better candidate. no, my pretty peacocks, my old towels, i beleive thats she doesnt have a prayer. now as it comes down to this brown fellow and that old geezer, i would say that the republican party has managed to cock up there last presidencey and the country knows it so i feel that we have a pretty good chance of having a president who should be picking my cotton.

*looks at his pipe*
whaat was in this pipe fellows? it seems to be marijauna not tobacco....oh well

*takes another good long toke*

 

[Archaeology Hat]

I dare not read that book, it sounds like it will me more scandelous than the "Castle of Udolpho!". Not to mention that the subject matter interests me not one jot!

 

[Fenixius]

Bah! The writings of the woman are of no consequence to us, fine sirs.

This Rudd fellow... I'm not quite sure what to make of him. My beloved New Holland sought change and picked the man, but I can't tell if he's up to scratch. Of all the things he's done, aside from demolish the popularity of the opposition, I don't know if any have actually done, well, anything. Let us know, old chaps, if you think he's suited for the job. I need some more port...

 

[Fenixius]

Now... how on earth did a gang of ruffians discover our meeting place? And where did you get this rum? I need more of it. Oh yes. Aah, if only I'd been the one to answer that call... I might have gotten to beat some sense into them. Literally! Ha-haa!

And since when did you have three f's in your name, O Good Earl? Quite stylish... I should start introducing myself as Sir F-F-Fenixius, the Duke of New Holland. Yes, we like the sound of that. But then I'll have to go updating all the papers with my name on it. What's a Duke to do, eh?

Leans over his chair and begins to yell: "I thought I called for some more RUM!"

Bah! Can't get good help around here, can we?

 

[Fenixius]

Oh, no need to edit, my friend. The triple-F is a mark of great wisdom. My grandfffather always said so. And so did his! Sign of greatness from times of yore.

I sneezed the other day, and half a dozen men, garbed in black and armed similarly, tried to knock me to the ground. Started yelling about how I was some kind of crazed murderer. I only killed two commoners who wouldn't move out of the line for me so I could get some tea.

And what's this about a duel, you say? Who in their right mind would challenge you, J-e-f-f-e-r-s, Earl of J-e-f-f-e-r-s, the Deadeye? I remember the day I saw you shoot a man's hand right off his cane, without knocking it over. Of course, I could have done the same, had I not been engaged in a game of croquet at the time. Alas, a missed opportunity. Ah well. I'll be your second, then, in this duel. Which means I need some of that Scotch too.

 

[Whiskyjakk]

In my humble opinion we should be sending a jolly old punitive force to show those ghastly Yanks that there's no yellow in the Union Jack! My uncle Albert would make a fine Commander in Chief, been campaigning for decades and there have been massive casualties in every battle he's fought.Sometimes he even brought back some of his own troops alive!

*** puffs at his pipe and checks his wristwatch.

Anyway would be jolly nice to stay and talk politics with you chaps but I'm going hunting with a few peasants from the shire. They like a good run and my chef says they're far juicier than beef. Wotcha good fellows!

 

[Rolling Thunder]

*Gets off the telephone*

Gentlemen, I have some bad news. It would appear that those ill-bred scots have purloined all of our shikey, and are now.... selling it in the streets of Glasgow. I blame that Thatcher woman. She got them riled up, and now they won't back down.

*Fires light machinegun out of the window.*

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Oh, jolly good. *fires my cane pistol through a different window* Take that, you bloody Scots!