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*calmly walks down the stairs, careful not to step on her rustling skirts, with a tea cup in her hand made of fine china*
Now what is all ruckus all about? Are they attacking us again? You would think that those barbarians would learn, but no!
Ah, tea anyone? Maybe a few drips in the rum? *giggles* I would have joined the discussion earlier, if only the corset wouldn't take so long to be laced properly.
Now now, don't go and say that women shouldn't interfere with politics! If you are even thinking this, may I remind you of Elizabeth and Victoria? Ah, those were the times...*sighs and flutters with a fan* A true brit should be proud of the ability of women to engage in politics, those women, they ruled in the ages that made us so great, may I remind you.
Not that I'm saying that Hillary should be president. She will always be in the shadow of her husband. She would have done better to leave him alone. Obama is an interesting fellow, I just wonder if even with efforts, there will be change. But he will be quaint.
Now what is all ruckus all about? Are they attacking us again? You would think that those barbarians would learn, but no!
Ah, tea anyone? Maybe a few drips in the rum? *giggles* I would have joined the discussion earlier, if only the corset wouldn't take so long to be laced properly.
Now now, don't go and say that women shouldn't interfere with politics! If you are even thinking this, may I remind you of Elizabeth and Victoria? Ah, those were the times...*sighs and flutters with a fan* A true brit should be proud of the ability of women to engage in politics, those women, they ruled in the ages that made us so great, may I remind you.
Not that I'm saying that Hillary should be president. She will always be in the shadow of her husband. She would have done better to leave him alone. Obama is an interesting fellow, I just wonder if even with efforts, there will be change. But he will be quaint.
Obama is a bastion of false hope!
Change is a grandiose claim and a foolhardy goal! Obama needs to consolidate and aid an ailing infrastructure! then he can hope to reform! it will be hard to overhaul america but only from the foundations can you build! Pah, evan as an australian residenti can see what is required is sacrifice to rebuild what was once a proud and beautiful nation.
Obama and his pipe dreams will die along with possibly americas last hope to avoid true stagnation... its a choice of revolt, reform or rally america!
*puffs pipe*
Change is a grandiose claim and a foolhardy goal! Obama needs to consolidate and aid an ailing infrastructure! then he can hope to reform! it will be hard to overhaul america but only from the foundations can you build! Pah, evan as an australian residenti can see what is required is sacrifice to rebuild what was once a proud and beautiful nation.
Obama and his pipe dreams will die along with possibly americas last hope to avoid true stagnation... its a choice of revolt, reform or rally america!
*puffs pipe*
Quiet scullery maid!Girlysprite said:
Anyhow chaps, it would seem that the Clinton woman is about to step out of the race for President in the colonies. Jolly good and wot not, I never liked the horrendous woman. Then again, I don't really like any women.
I even look upon my wife with a fair degree of contempt.
These are good times gentlemen, good times.
*smokes cigar, coughs*
Does anyone here have any nine millimeter? My Luger seems to on the verge of empty! It reminds me of the time I crossed the Sudan in in the spring of '03. The entire company ran out of our water supplies within the first five days. Well I bloody naturally thought it was the end and damn well it could have been. However, we survived by the use of a certain hydrating technique I learned from the natives during the Second Zulu War(the details of which I will not utter here, chaps, lest we spoil our fun). We arrived on the far side of the desert after a month 's wandering when we were encountered by a group of (thats right!) SCOTS! Spent another two days fighting the bastards off. No ruddy idea how they ended up in the Sudan but oh well. Cheerio that!
Good Lord! It appears they have some sort of battering ram! Rally Chaps, on the door! Step lively now!
Good Lord! It appears they have some sort of battering ram! Rally Chaps, on the door! Step lively now!
*One of the help, specifically, the estate gardner clad in his filthy work clothes, stumbles into the doorway having been drawn by the raised voices and breaking of windows. Brandishing his muddy shovel, he shouts into the parlor and to the world at large:
"'Ere, wot's all this then? OH... "
He pauses a moment, being met by condescending stares of several civilized English gentlemen with their monacles, brandy, and cribbage boards. Seeing the lord of the manor, (Hey Joe?) he aplogizes quickly. "Oy, sorry Guv, Oi was just weedin' me garden and Oi hears a din like them bloody huntin' dogs was loose again... Didn't know ye'd be havin' comp'ny then. Ehaha. I'll just, er, nip out the back, then eh? A thousand pardons, Guvn'rs."
"'Ere, wot's all this then? OH... "
He pauses a moment, being met by condescending stares of several civilized English gentlemen with their monacles, brandy, and cribbage boards. Seeing the lord of the manor, (Hey Joe?) he aplogizes quickly. "Oy, sorry Guv, Oi was just weedin' me garden and Oi hears a din like them bloody huntin' dogs was loose again... Didn't know ye'd be havin' comp'ny then. Ehaha. I'll just, er, nip out the back, then eh? A thousand pardons, Guvn'rs."
*The Earl of Drongnel stumbles through the door*
Right ho chaps, you do know there's a load of bloody Scotsmen on the road here causing all manner of ruddy hell, looked like they had been in quite some ruckus. One of the blighters shot a hole through my hat so I had too sic the hounds on him, my terrier Moogly cut his lip on the scoundrels sporran, still he got what he was aiming for after that, at least we don't have to worry about that stinking Celt adding to the population.
This place looks like it been through the bloody wars, whats a chap have to do to get a glass of French brandy and a toke on a hookah round here?
*slumps into an arm chair and takes a deep snort of snuff*
Ahh that's better, say I don't suppose there are any wenches around here? I could do with a little naughtiness and I brought my riding crop.
What the discussion tonights polotics you say? bunch of bloody crooks, new money with ideas above their station, they all need a ruddy good thrashing.
Right ho chaps, you do know there's a load of bloody Scotsmen on the road here causing all manner of ruddy hell, looked like they had been in quite some ruckus. One of the blighters shot a hole through my hat so I had too sic the hounds on him, my terrier Moogly cut his lip on the scoundrels sporran, still he got what he was aiming for after that, at least we don't have to worry about that stinking Celt adding to the population.
This place looks like it been through the bloody wars, whats a chap have to do to get a glass of French brandy and a toke on a hookah round here?
*slumps into an arm chair and takes a deep snort of snuff*
Ahh that's better, say I don't suppose there are any wenches around here? I could do with a little naughtiness and I brought my riding crop.
What the discussion tonights polotics you say? bunch of bloody crooks, new money with ideas above their station, they all need a ruddy good thrashing.
*Someone shouts 'The Scotts are retreating! Huzzah!'*
Hmmm... *Warps back to Fondant the Englishman*.
Oh, I say, are those filthy scots running? Good lord, and I thought they were so br.... *Hears rumbling* What in the.... *Monocle falls off.* Good Lord.
Over the horizon, one hundred thousand angry, drunk and heavily armed scots appear. To the front, Fondant the scottsman strides.
'Men of Hibernia! This is your time! This is your battle! These.... English, have insulted your nation! They have insulted your pride! They have tons of whiskey in the cellar, and they owe us all money!!! CHARGE!!!!!'
Fondant the Englishman: 'Oh dear, I beleive that we have been well, and truly rogered.'
Hmmm... *Warps back to Fondant the Englishman*.
Oh, I say, are those filthy scots running? Good lord, and I thought they were so br.... *Hears rumbling* What in the.... *Monocle falls off.* Good Lord.
Over the horizon, one hundred thousand angry, drunk and heavily armed scots appear. To the front, Fondant the scottsman strides.
'Men of Hibernia! This is your time! This is your battle! These.... English, have insulted your nation! They have insulted your pride! They have tons of whiskey in the cellar, and they owe us all money!!! CHARGE!!!!!'
Fondant the Englishman: 'Oh dear, I beleive that we have been well, and truly rogered.'
Don't give up my friends, we can beat those savages any day of the week.
(Goes down into the cellar.)
(Comes back up from the cellar holding a Maxim MG 08/15.)
Stole this one from the bloody Jerrys during the war I did.
(Starts firing the gun at the approaching mob.)
(Goes down into the cellar.)
(Comes back up from the cellar holding a Maxim MG 08/15.)
Stole this one from the bloody Jerrys during the war I did.
(Starts firing the gun at the approaching mob.)
I knew Kevin Rudd would screw something up involving China ever since it was revealed he dated Jackie Chan
Why this reminds me of the second day after the Gallipoli landings. I Had just sent an entire battalion of Australians to there deaths when I was overrun by a mad Turk. Seeing as I was quite alone at this point, I managed to scare him off using a dance taught to me by an old witch doctor. Well the chap was so scared he left his helmet behind *pulls helmet from pocket and dons said item*. My lands, this takes me back!
Have no fear my fine fellows! We'll have these Scots running for their haggis before the hour's past!
For the monarchy! *reveals a huge Union Jack and Brandishes pistol in air*
Have no fear my fine fellows! We'll have these Scots running for their haggis before the hour's past!
For the monarchy! *reveals a huge Union Jack and Brandishes pistol in air*
Duke Fenixius of New Holland gets up, ignoring the gaping wound in his gut.
I say, these lads are rather spirited, aren't they? Ah well, not like any one of them could hurt a real British patriot like myself. Heh, this is just a light scratch anyway.
Duke Fenixius of New Holland begins to shove his intestines back into his body.
So, good sirs, what think we of this environment thing, eh? Sounds to me like someone let one too many colonists speak out loud, and now everyone's complaining about how we're cutting down too many of those trees. Well, if we didn't cut down the forests of New Holland, I'd've had nowhere to build my mansion, now would I? All this talk about the ice melting and the air thickening are a bit fanciful, isn't it? I say, back in the day, when someone started talking nonsense like that, we'd give them a right thrashing, but now, they seem to let them run the country!
Duke Fenixius continue to ramble into incoherency, before passing out from the extreme quantity of alcohol imbibed, and the extreme quantity of blood he lost.
I say, these lads are rather spirited, aren't they? Ah well, not like any one of them could hurt a real British patriot like myself. Heh, this is just a light scratch anyway.
Duke Fenixius of New Holland begins to shove his intestines back into his body.
So, good sirs, what think we of this environment thing, eh? Sounds to me like someone let one too many colonists speak out loud, and now everyone's complaining about how we're cutting down too many of those trees. Well, if we didn't cut down the forests of New Holland, I'd've had nowhere to build my mansion, now would I? All this talk about the ice melting and the air thickening are a bit fanciful, isn't it? I say, back in the day, when someone started talking nonsense like that, we'd give them a right thrashing, but now, they seem to let them run the country!
Duke Fenixius continue to ramble into incoherency, before passing out from the extreme quantity of alcohol imbibed, and the extreme quantity of blood he lost.
Ha, I dare say this political discussion 'as become quite the brawl as of late?
*Sips tea*
Rather then act like such capulets making blood in the market place, why do we not arm the defensive arrays? That would give lean for such wasted effort.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some vampires and other such riffraff to hunt. Tally ho!
*Swings out window on steam propelled hook shot*
*Sips tea*
Rather then act like such capulets making blood in the market place, why do we not arm the defensive arrays? That would give lean for such wasted effort.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some vampires and other such riffraff to hunt. Tally ho!
*Swings out window on steam propelled hook shot*
*sit's on a chair*
*smokes pipe*
now, this whole conversation seems to be a tad shaky for my taste, what say you fellows?
*smokes pipe*
now, this whole conversation seems to be a tad shaky for my taste, what say you fellows?