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Most presidents of America are retarded. Else the damned colonials wouldn't elect them. Damnnit, but its either a skirt or a darkie, isn't it? Hell of a conundrum.x434343 said:
Oh yes, quite so et wat?
I do believe that using something like water would be more efficient then using that black gold they constantly must pull from the earth.
Allow me to tell you of a time when I was building a thing called a battery, purely for a recreational sport. Using only copper and silver coins with a small rag soaked in vinegar between them, all placed on top of each other. I dare say, that thing is never going anywhere in this lifetime. Pass me the Earl Grey, will you?
I do believe that using something like water would be more efficient then using that black gold they constantly must pull from the earth.
Allow me to tell you of a time when I was building a thing called a battery, purely for a recreational sport. Using only copper and silver coins with a small rag soaked in vinegar between them, all placed on top of each other. I dare say, that thing is never going anywhere in this lifetime. Pass me the Earl Grey, will you?
By Jove chaps, have I missed a ruckus? So sorry I'm late, Binky threw a shoe about a furlong back, had to put the pistol to him, poor old sod.
Politics is it? Well, if I were an unwashed colonial I daresay Mr Husain-Obama would be receiving my vote. Mind you, I foresee the current administration having some trick up their collective sleeve, perhaps a rigged ellection, perhaps calling off the elections entirely. Maybe it's the opium talking, but that lot strike me as shifty to the very core!
*Franklin! My snuffbox, a scotch, and an ounce of finest Omani Bhang!*
Politics is it? Well, if I were an unwashed colonial I daresay Mr Husain-Obama would be receiving my vote. Mind you, I foresee the current administration having some trick up their collective sleeve, perhaps a rigged ellection, perhaps calling off the elections entirely. Maybe it's the opium talking, but that lot strike me as shifty to the very core!
*Franklin! My snuffbox, a scotch, and an ounce of finest Omani Bhang!*
This scares me....
More moderates should be put in power, through understanding comes acceptance all that crap. Secondly a fanacial system that dosent focus on indvidual wealth, the gap between the rich and the poor needs to be made less. Also i apologise if these points coincide with others in the thread but i kind of tune out when theres more then 40 posts, that and the fact that my english is crap
More moderates should be put in power, through understanding comes acceptance all that crap. Secondly a fanacial system that dosent focus on indvidual wealth, the gap between the rich and the poor needs to be made less. Also i apologise if these points coincide with others in the thread but i kind of tune out when theres more then 40 posts, that and the fact that my english is crap
The entire basis of western civilisation is based on individual wealth. Good grief man, you sound like one of those damned Luddites. I remember back in '61, when those greasy workers tried to storm Lord Hiltonfrost Faluteroy the twenty-third's mill, armed with nothing but rocks and their own children. Great scot, but those malnourished scabs did put up a fight. Barely held 'em back, eh Jenkins?
But anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, I was haranging that disgusting worker before shooting him. Ah, right. Anyway, what people like you fail to understand is, you need people like us. Without us, all you do is sit around all day and eat all the food, having legions of smelly children and fouling up the streets with refuse. If individual wealth is removed from the equation, there no longer remains an elite few at the top who control the workers, thus the equilibrium of power is disruputed, and economic decline sets in.
But anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, I was haranging that disgusting worker before shooting him. Ah, right. Anyway, what people like you fail to understand is, you need people like us. Without us, all you do is sit around all day and eat all the food, having legions of smelly children and fouling up the streets with refuse. If individual wealth is removed from the equation, there no longer remains an elite few at the top who control the workers, thus the equilibrium of power is disruputed, and economic decline sets in.
Listen up comrades. While the whole "lessen the gap between the rich and poor" may work in the perfect communist world, in the rest of the world this is a seriously bad idea.
For example, in the States, the rich pay the majority of the taxes, both in actual amount and in percentage. The problem with trying to make everyone rich, it discourages those people who work hard to be rich. What is the point in working hard and making lots of money if most of it gets taken away to "level the playing field" with the poor people?
I'm not rich by any stretch of the imagination, and I hate a lot of rich people, mostly from jealousy, but just because I'm jealous, it doesn't justify stealing from the rich to give to the poor. Except in the case of Bill Gates, where the rich guy is stealing from the poor, but I'm starting to get off topic.
P.S. Saying "cheerio" without talking about cereal, is a good way to get cancer.
For example, in the States, the rich pay the majority of the taxes, both in actual amount and in percentage. The problem with trying to make everyone rich, it discourages those people who work hard to be rich. What is the point in working hard and making lots of money if most of it gets taken away to "level the playing field" with the poor people?
I'm not rich by any stretch of the imagination, and I hate a lot of rich people, mostly from jealousy, but just because I'm jealous, it doesn't justify stealing from the rich to give to the poor. Except in the case of Bill Gates, where the rich guy is stealing from the poor, but I'm starting to get off topic.
P.S. Saying "cheerio" without talking about cereal, is a good way to get cancer.
I don't think Obama will win the election against McCain. Let me clarify that I am the whitest whitey you will ever see. I'm like what you would get if an albino rolled around in snow...but enough about my skin color, I wanted to say that it doesn't affect my decision. I'm going to vote for Obama because I have no other good options. But honestly, I didn't think either Hillary or Obama would get this far; America is far too racist and sexist a country. I'm not implying EVERYONE is, but just a big mass of the country. But I still submit to optimism and rationalize he will win. Even though I logically think McCain will.
Under the normal circumstances pervading the vile colonies of the Americas, I would agree with you wholeheartedly. However, given the sheer depressive dislike of the Republican party, which to this date has given America some of it's worst crisis, I would wager that this race will be tighter than a pygmie's backdoor.
Duke Fenixius comes around for just long enough to impart:
Aah, the things I could tell you about a pygmie's backdoor, old chap. When I was back home in New Holland, I came acro-
At the point, the good Duke falls back into the enormous chair in which he's been propped by someone, and loses consciousnes once more.
Aah, the things I could tell you about a pygmie's backdoor, old chap. When I was back home in New Holland, I came acro-
At the point, the good Duke falls back into the enormous chair in which he's been propped by someone, and loses consciousnes once more.
I dare say Fenixius, why do you lay about so? Surely 'tis only a flesh wound.
Slap a few leaches on there, that will cause the bleeding to subside.
Slap a few leaches on there, that will cause the bleeding to subside.
The Duke Fenixius cracks an eye wide open, looking directly at Sir TheKnifeJuggler.TheKnifeJuggler said:
Why? It's because I'm a somnolent bugger of a Duke, you see. I'll take any damned excuse to catch up on some shuteye.
Oh, I stopped bleeding thanks to Earl j-e-f-f-e-r-s' Indian Elixir. Worked a treat. But, as I said. I must say, these dreams are most enjoyable. But don't worry, Sir TheKnifeJuggler, old chap, I'll be just conscious enough to keep up with the conversation, and just enough under it to enjoy myself. Now, someone tell that giant wasp [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unicorn_and_the_Wasp] to stop going on and on and on about those so called 'singers' who constantly embarrass themselves [http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=577004&rss=yes] in public. It's all well and good for the riff-raff to talk of such, but we're the nobility, so you should act your wealth, Sir Hivelord.
Fenix of New Holland swats at the air a few times, before closing his one open eye, and resuming his half-sleep.
My God I'm intimidated by the amount of Europeans, or Britons if you are nit-picky about regional idenification, in these forums.
By the great beard of someone unussually well bearded, what is an American doing in our smoking chambers? I didn't know the colonies practised politics ...
To depart from the prospects of Sir Obama, I must say I am engrossed in the increasing awarness of the Libertarian party. Sir Ron Paul of the current Republican competition, a simply splendid chap if you come to know him, ran earlier as a Libertarian candidate for president. And now that Sir McCain has all but shored up his nomination, all that the press can talk about is the possibility of Sir Barr, also of the Libertarian party, finangling away fellows who might have otherwise voted republican. It seems as though the Party is getting more press this year than it has in the last few decades.
What do you fine gents think of all this business? Sir Barr, Sir Paul, Libertarians, Third parties in general, the whole mess? It's all quite the enigma for me.
WINSTON! Bring more Cognac! I'm starting to sober and we can't have that.
To depart from the prospects of Sir Obama, I must say I am engrossed in the increasing awarness of the Libertarian party. Sir Ron Paul of the current Republican competition, a simply splendid chap if you come to know him, ran earlier as a Libertarian candidate for president. And now that Sir McCain has all but shored up his nomination, all that the press can talk about is the possibility of Sir Barr, also of the Libertarian party, finangling away fellows who might have otherwise voted republican. It seems as though the Party is getting more press this year than it has in the last few decades.
What do you fine gents think of all this business? Sir Barr, Sir Paul, Libertarians, Third parties in general, the whole mess? It's all quite the enigma for me.
WINSTON! Bring more Cognac! I'm starting to sober and we can't have that.
Actually, more than a few of us are from the antipodes, old chappington. Not that I am....dirty convicts.Oh-Wiseone said:
Anyhow, do you chaps think this Obama character will be choosing this Hillary wench as his vice-presidential nominee? If so my fellow chaps, what affect do you see this having old spice?
Should the two unite, then it most likely will form some sort of Democratic juggernaut that will grind and crush the opposition beneath it's armour treads. Assuming of course that the two manage to reconcile their ugly, colonial supporters, great bunch of rabid scavengers they are.
Libertaianism seems to be a new fad for politics. Myself, I damn well know I have the right to smoke, drink, inject, snort, shoot or sodomise anything that should provide passing entertainment. *Looks out the window*
Wilkins! It appears some pauper-children have become entangled in one of the gardener's beartraps. Do go and shoo them off the lawn, they are blocking my view.
Anyhow, as much as I admire the chaps, I simply can't allow those kind of freedoms to those who don't have their own boroughs to vote for them.
Libertaianism seems to be a new fad for politics. Myself, I damn well know I have the right to smoke, drink, inject, snort, shoot or sodomise anything that should provide passing entertainment. *Looks out the window*
Wilkins! It appears some pauper-children have become entangled in one of the gardener's beartraps. Do go and shoo them off the lawn, they are blocking my view.
Anyhow, as much as I admire the chaps, I simply can't allow those kind of freedoms to those who don't have their own boroughs to vote for them.