Let's have a GENDER WAR!

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Hero in a half shell

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Ok, since the whole equal rights and stuff has been bubbling over the past week or so, I decided to create a thread where we can just get everything out in the open. The high heels are off, the war makeup is on. The toilet seats are left up and jam jar lids unopened.

Its full on male vs. female WAR. Who will win, who will survive, who will realise first that killing the other half of your species necessary for procreation is an incredibly stupid idea?

YOU DECIDE!

Let the Hunger Games Gender Wars begin!
 

Esotera

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I think males would probably win if it came to outright war, as on average we are stronger & more likely to be into sports than women, also we'd have most members of the military. If it came to a cold war though, I've no doubt women would win by espionage.

Also it would be very interesting seeing a world where one side surrendered to the other, mainly to see what terms the victor would impose upon them (like being allowed to leave the toilet seat up, or being forced to watch romantic comedies).
 

DigitalSushi

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Esotera said:
I think males would probably win if it came to outright war, as on average we are stronger & more likely to be into sports than women, also we'd have most members of the military. If it came to a cold war though, I've no doubt women would win by espionage.
We need women to make more men though, also the male genetic code is starting to break, you know the Y chromosome is smaller and has less genetic detail I think.

Hero in a half shell said:
Ok, since the whole equal rights and stuff has been bubbling over the past week or so, I decided to create a thread where we can just get everything out in the open. The high heels are off, the war makeup is on. The toilet seats are left up and jam jar lids unopened.

Its full on male vs. female WAR. Who will win, who will survive, who will realise first that killing the other half of your species necessary for procreation is an incredibly stupid idea?

YOU DECIDE!

Let the Hunger Games Gender Wars begin!
Do you want me to move this thread to the Forum Games Forum?, for shits and giggles in case someone takes this thread seriously?

About putting the toilet seat down after use, I keep telling my girlfriend that I use the toilet more because being a man I can't hold it in like she does, hence she should put the toilet seat up after use for me.

Daystar Clarion said:
We can pee standing up.


You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.
We can't hold our pee in, as a direct result of us being hardcore standing up pissing machines.

Girls can't throw though, watching girls playing baseball is shameful.
 

Relish in Chaos

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Daystar Clarion said:
We can pee standing up.

You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.
Women can pee standing up; it's just very hard to get it into the actual bowl.

I'm a man, btw.

On-topic: um...*insert period joke here*
 
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DigitalSushi said:
We can't hold our pee in, as a direct result of us being hardcore standing up pissing machines.

Girls can't throw though, watching girls playing baseball is shameful.
You sure? I can hold mine in just fine. It's my other half who always complains about not being able to hold it in much longer.
 

DigitalSushi

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I'm a guy, but here's an argument in favour of women.

Multiple orgasm's.
 

Relish in Chaos

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DigitalSushi said:
I'm a guy, but here's an argument in favour of women.

Multiple orgasm's.
I actually heard from this one guy (don't know whether or not he was lying, though), who said that it's possible for men to experience multiple orgasms through training your PC muscles and a certain masturbation technique(s) or something.
 

D Moness

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Relish in Chaos said:
Daystar Clarion said:
We can pee standing up.

You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.
Women can pee standing up; it's just very hard to get it into the actual bowl.
The same problem a lot of men have as well, the inability to aim.

With childbirth i say women win.
 

Rawne1980

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Women have us men beat hands down.

They can bleed for days and live .... we get a cold and whine like we have the plague and are sat at deaths door.
 

krazykidd

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Yeah you know those women are not so great. If it wasn't for the hair ,and the boobs and the legs and the smelling good all the time , and the soft skin , and the gorgeous body , their sense of style ,Dat ass ,i wouldn't even like them .
 

DoPo

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Tom Milner said:
men typically are stronger and have better spatial awareness
The latter of which can be our undoing. You know why, don't you

BOOBS!
 

EeveeElectro

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Hero in a half shell said:
The high heels are off, the war makeup is on. The toilet seats are left up and jam jar lids unopened.
I'll have you know I can open my own jars!! And I don't wear heels. Hmf.

*takes off coat*
I'll take you all on. You and I,[sub]can't go using incorrect grammar now, I have my standards[/sub] outside now!

Daystar Clarion said:
We can pee standing up.


You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.
We can orgasm multiple times in a row.

Your move ;)
 
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EeveeElectro said:
Hero in a half shell said:
The high heels are off, the war makeup is on. The toilet seats are left up and jam jar lids unopened.
I'll have you know I can open my own jars!! And I don't wear heels. Hmf.

*takes off coat*
I'll take you all on. You and I,[sub]can't go using incorrect grammar now, I have my standards[/sub] outside now!

Daystar Clarion said:
We can pee standing up.


You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.
We can orgasm multiple times in a row.

Your move ;)
We're not required to shave frequently to be socially accepted :D
 

EeveeElectro

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Daystar Clarion said:
We're not required to shave frequently to be socially accepted :D
Well we don't grow hair on every patch of our body like men seem to.
Although I have some ladies with very impressive taches/beards so...
Fuck you society, they can accept us, hairy face and all.
 
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EeveeElectro said:
Daystar Clarion said:
We're not required to shave frequently to be socially accepted :D
Well we don't grow hair on every patch of our body like men seem to.
Although I have some ladies with very impressive taches/beards so...
Fuck you society, they can accept us, hairy face and all.
We also have the might.

And as my good friend Vergil likes point out.




[sub]I just wanted to use that quote again :D[/sub]