Let's have a GENDER WAR!

[Torrasque]

We can pee standing up.


You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.

There you have it folks.
GG. Thats it. Mens have won it all. Womens get back in the kitchen and make us our babby and sammiches.

I'm a guy, but here's an argument in favour of women.

Multiple orgasm's.

I can have that.

I just...

You know...

Need to wait 20 minutes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Well, I am convinced that we guys still have the upper hand.

In all "seriousness" I have seen this fictitious gender war in anime form, and it is called Dragonaut Vandread herp derp.... This anime essentially has the perfect world set up for a gender war, where the men and women live on opposite planets and are at perma-war with each other. Yes, the anime's primary message throughout the anime is how men and women need each other and are much better together than apart, but that is beside the point!

 

[Snowbell]

Last I heard we can easily create sperm from cells found in the female body, but the artificial ('glass') wombs are still far from completion, let alone on a scale large enough to sustain the population. So, if men go us women will be fine, if we women go you guys are screwed.

As for winning the war, due to centuries of being uneducated and down-trodden, which is only now beginning to be remedied, women still don't have as many key job-positions that would allow us access to the weapons necessary to defend ourselves and defeat mankind. I hate to say it, but I think you guys would win.

(But your allele is failing so you'll die out soon anyway...)

(And where would you be without boobs?)

 

[MomoElektra]

The vast majority of people who are trained to use guns and probably even own guns are men.

As such the men have superior weaponry and will win this war.

Come on, everyone knows men can't aim.






*snigger*

 

[Total LOLige]

The vast majority of people who are trained to use guns and probably even own guns are men.

As such the men have superior weaponry and will win this war.

But women have weaponry too, boobs!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

We can't hold our pee in, as a direct result of us being hardcore standing up pissing machines.

I can.
I spent years training.

Pitiful men, what is your purpose now?

I dunno.
Crude sexual humour?

 

[ThePS1Fan]

This has gotten out of hand. We must settle this like civilized people, by playing a Quake 3 Deathmatch of course.

 

[The Funslinger]

I'm a guy, but here's an argument in favour of women.

Multiple orgasm's.

I actually heard from this one guy (don't know whether or not he was lying, though), who said that it's possible for men to experience multiple orgasms through training your PC muscles and a certain masturbation technique(s) or something.

I had heard that, too.

Still, at least we men stay level headed straight through the month. And if stranded in the Arctic and deprived of the use of our arms, we can still write a call for help in the snow!

Also, I don't know where that "men can't hold their pee" thing came from. I can, for hours. And I can stop and start LIKE A BAWS!

 

[Syzygy23]

I replaced my need for men with a step ladder, gameboy, and tap jars to break the seal before opening. On top of this, I have a big heavy book called, "how to kill insects"

Pitiful men, what is your purpose now?

Hmmm, good point. No purpose = no responsibility, which means we are now once and for all, TRULY FREE!

Don't you see, men? Now that women don't need us, we have no obligation to give a shit about our species anymore! WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

We can pee standing up.


You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.

Technically they can as well. It's just... messier.

Men can drive. That's right, I went there.

 

[artanis_neravar]

I think males would probably win if it came to outright war, as on average we are stronger & more likely to be into sports than women, also we'd have most members of the military. If it came to a cold war though, I've no doubt women would win by espionage.

Also it would be very interesting seeing a world where one side surrendered to the other, mainly to see what terms the victor would impose upon them (like being allowed to leave the toilet seat up, or being forced to watch romantic comedies).

Well if it's a war between men and woman, it would be rather hard for women to get into top secret military organizations to actually steal anything. Spies need to be able to blend in

 

[Syzygy23]

Last I heard we can easily create sperm from cells found in the female body, but the artificial ('glass') wombs are still far from completion, let alone on a scale large enough to sustain the population. So, if men go us women will be fine, if we women go you guys are screwed.

As for winning the war, due to centuries of being uneducated and down-trodden, which is only now beginning to be remedied, women still don't have as many key job-positions that would allow us access to the weapons necessary to defend ourselves and defeat mankind. I hate to say it, but I think you guys would win.

(But your allele is failing so you'll die out soon anyway...)

(And where would you be without boobs?)

Several people have mentioned that the Y chromosome is 'breaking up' or 'beginning to fail'. What are you people going on about? First I've heard of a specific chromosome going sour worldwide.

 

[Burst6]

We can pee standing up.


You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.

Technically they can as well. It's just... messier.

You know how if you pinch the end of a hose with low flow coming out, the water will go further?

I wonder if any woman here has attempted to apply that principle.




Personally I'm fine with either result of the gender war.

If men win it means i win, which means thousands of personally tailored sandwiches.

If women win that means lesbian society. I would definitely go for a gender change.

 

[omicron1]

Answer: Both sides lose after approx. 2 generations as everyone starts dying off.

 

[artanis_neravar]

Well, Men would go hungry without us in the kitchen so they'll die of starvation.

And messing with a Woman who's bleeding? Bad move.

Yeah but without men how will the women get to and from the grocery store to get the stuff to make food?

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

We can pee standing up.


You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.

Technically they can as well. It's just... messier.

You know how if you pinch the end of a hose with low flow coming out, the water will go further?

I wonder if any woman here has attempted to apply that principle.

I'm just going to pretend I didn't read that >.>

 

[Elate]

Hey, guys, stop. We need to make love, not war.

That's not what a REAL man would say! Imposter.

Look, we just need to get human cloning legalized, get some sort of artificial womb, and we can win this war, THAT will be our super weapon!

Captcha: Public good. Yes captcha, for the good of the public!

 

[Esotera]

Several people have mentioned that the Y chromosome is 'breaking up' or 'beginning to fail'. What are you people going on about? First I've heard of a specific chromosome going sour worldwide.

An individual can only ever have one copy of a Y chromosome, from their father. That means that if something goes wrong with a gene, the damaged gene can't be repaired from another chromosome, which is what happens in the X chromosome.

Now consider the fact that each Y chromosome has been suffering these sorts of mutations for millions of years, ever since we diverged from chickens (I think). Any one object lasting that long is going to be incredibly damaged unless you repair it along the way. All this DNA costs energy to make, so if you're producing a load of useless 'junk DNA', then you're wasting your energy, and evolution tends to kill off individuals who do that. So the Y chromosome shrinks, to the point where it is now nearly useless.

Wikipedia [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_chromosome#Shrinking_theory] has a good overview of this, I've probably got a few things wrong there.

 

[Burst6]

We can pee standing up.


You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.

Technically they can as well. It's just... messier.

You know how if you pinch the end of a hose with low flow coming out, the water will go further?

I wonder if any woman here has attempted to apply that principle.

I'm just going to pretend I didn't read that >.>

Too bad, because we're going to figure this out. For science, of course.

Terry Pratchett told me it was possible, and by god I'm going to prove it.


Would anyone here of a female persuasion like to experiment for us? I'm afraid as a man i am already gifted with said ability.

Don't worry if you mess up and it gets on the floor, you can use tampons to clean it up. That's what tampons are for right? Cleaning up unsuccessful upright peeing practice?