Let's have a GENDER WAR!
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*stares blankly at you*DoPo said:
care to explain? how is better spatial awareness a disadvantage?
Did you want me to put a shelf up for you to store your books on?, or are you just gonna keep it under that coffee table like all girls?.bluepilot said:
You know exactly where the boobs are, which unleashes a flood of fantasies about them. But the realisation of exactly how far you are from the boobs gives you pain and mental suffering.Tom Milner said:
The ladies can use that to subdue you.
Or at least that's how it works for me. Oh, shit I just gave them strategic advantage.
*boastful* it'll take more than two lumps of extra flesh to subdue my mind! anyway, do my previous arguments hold any water?DoPo said:
*Bows* You, sir, obviously have iron willpower.Tom Milner said:
But, yeah, other than that, it seems like men have an advantage, however modern weaponry almost levels the field. Almost. Men would still have an advantage in the beginning of the war but I can't say how the entire thing would finish.
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OK you get the barbecue started, and cook all the food and when my friends show up I'll take command of said barbecue making myself look all manly standing over perfectly cooked meat behind a wall of FIRE!.bluepilot said:
sERIOUSLY, i DON'T KNOW A SINGLE GUY THAT CAN DO A BARBECUE WITHOUT POISONING EVERYONE.
Edit: check out my awesome male skills, I didn't realise I still had caps lock on even though I a) knew I'd pressed the button earlier, b) the caps lock LED was on and c) the fact that I typed out in capitols... yeah, mad spatial awareness skills!
Actually, we don't have better spatial awareness. We focus specifically on one thing, but women are capable of not focusing on anything and noticing everything that's going on. Men are much more focused, whereas women evolved being the ones who took care of children, and thus were capable of massive multitasking. However, I like to think that men can use firearms better on average. We just have more mass to keep the bastard in line.Tom Milner said:
No. I'm not saying women can't. I'm saying they don't many times. I know many women who shoot better than me. Though honestly, I don't shoot too much, so that's not that hard.
I know heaps of guys who can make an awesome barbecue.DigitalSushi said:
Then again, I do live in Australia.
When I hear the words 'gender war' I imagine men and women trying to duel with their genitalia. And then I realise what that actually leads to. I think gay people might have to sit this one out.
If you left the babies with the women, they'd get the maternal protection power-up. DON'T TOUCH MAH BABBIE RARRRRRR!!! (Apparently that's what happens.)Esotera said:
Ahhh, in scientific terms when stereotyping genders the Australian Male is known as a "variable", he doesn't conform to the rest of the worlds male traits.ChupathingyX said:
It is so so true. And I bet you blame to food poisioning on me too. Because BIG MAN MAKE BIG FIRE MEAT NO WRONG WOMAN NO COOK MEAT FIRE..DigitalSushi said:
My unique and wonderful female dextrous abilities allowed me to type all those capitals from a smart phone while the man was hamfisting at the barbecue.
HAHA!, sMARTPHONE YOU SAY?, did you know that there is a doctor that calls wrinkles on women "blackberry botox", because he found all his female patients squinting at their smartphones and creating wrinkles.bluepilot said:
That's another thing, men wake up in the morning looking almost exactly the same as they went to sleep as, women seem to deteriorate over night.
edit: Caps lock again?, fuck you keyboard, fuck you.
