Let's have a GENDER WAR!

[Lt._nefarious]

Men have Chuck Norris...

 

[Phasmal]

Men have Chuck Norris...

And Justin Beiber. I think they cancel each other out.

But give peace a chaaance!
Without men, how will I open things I am too lazy to open?
Who will kill the spiders?

 

[Magikarp]

I don't know why when we tell someone to be tough we tell them to "grow some balls". Balls are sensitive. If you wanna be tough you grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

I think the whole balls=toughness thing came from shortening balls of steel to just balls.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Who will kill the spiders?

Don't worry, I know several women who are experienced, spider-disposal experts. I have to do it for my boyfriend, they really creep him out.

 

[JediMB]

If it's okay with all of y'all, I'll just fight for the female side and let them kill me after the war is over. Seems like a good idea to me, at least.

 

[Phasmal]

Who will kill the spiders?

Don't worry, I know several women who are experienced, spider-disposal experts. I have to do it for my boyfriend, they really creep him out.

Me and my boyfriend both dont like them, but he deals with them when he has to. Except when we found a MASSIVE one in our room, biggest spider I had ever seen.
We went to get his mum (she's not afraid of them), and she was like `Oh, what now, a tiny little-BLOODY HELL I'm not touching that!`.

We had to get the vaccume. ;o;

 

[Don Savik]

Ok, general consensus seems to be that women are superior because we like to have sex with them. HERP DERP BOOBIES.


but when it comes to actually DOING ANYTHING I'd say men win no contest.

 

[David Bjur]

We can pee standing up.

Pee on all the women!

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Yeah, just made it, for erm, proving your point...

 

[Meight08]

When men win we´ll chain woman up for breeding and making snacks.
What?
Or they'l chain up men for breeding and fixing shit around the house.

 

[Vkmies]

Women were created from the rib of a man.

I am an atheist, but that story is just too much fun.

 

[Pegghead]

I'm sorry, I'll have to be a spectator for this.

Jukeboxes don't have genders you see.

sorry chum, I'm going in.
Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast.
(Had to make that reference)

You're awesome! And on top of that keep making those awesome threads you keep making.

 

[Tsun Tzu]

I believe that this sufficiently sums up the subject.

In the wise words of a Mr. Louis C.K. - "A man will like steal your car, or burn your house down, or beat the shit out of you, but a woman will ruin your fucking life."

I, for one, welcome our female overlords.

 

[Frozen Fox]

I am a guy and gay... uh... Penis is awesome? Also guns FTW... that is all.

 

[Freechoice]

To the men who think women would win:

Come on mate...Don't be stupid.

When we're talking about a war, we're talking about some shit that men are evolved to do, women not so much. There are things that women may be able to beat men at, (I can't think of any but there should be something), but war is at the top of the list of stuff that we would dominate in. Dominance is part of being a man.

It's about riding/hunting mastodons or something. The Angry Marines are just a plus.

Men have Chuck Norris...

And Justin Beiber. I think they cancel each other out.

But give peace a chaaance!
Without men, how will I open things I am too lazy to open?
Who will kill the spiders?

Spoiler: Spiders

We have the spiders in our back pockets. And we will throw them at you.

 

[CleverCover]

We had a mini gender war in the family. We played Taboo: girls versus boys.

Girls beat the boys 30 to 23.

Then we tried again by playing dirty minds.

Boys beat the girls 15 to 10.

So....I have no idea who would win. Well at least with word games.

 

[Dan Steele]

This is going to turn into "macross do you remember love" isn't it?

 

[godofslack]

Women, because every man on the planet could die and humanity would survive, you can't say the same about women. Sperm banks have, in a biological sense, made men redundant, there is enough sperm in sperm banks to completely rebuild the human population.

And they also out number us and are, in general, more highly educated and better in team environments.