Let's make up some British exclamations!

[Dr. Whiggs]

Oh, mummy-pots!

Oh, floppy-flop!

Oh, fizzy-gigs!

 

[Vampire cat]

Oh, nannycrumpet!

 

[Rack]

Oh racist stereotype!

Wait, am I doing something wrong here?

 

[Chamale]

Follygoggets!

Oh, bricket!

Fribbly-nibbly!

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Oh bloody slotty-slock!

 

[rabidmidget]

Replace "wet blanket" with "stale crumpet"

eg: "don't be such a stale crumpet"

It's not actually an exclamation but it sounds British!

 

[default]

Oh racist stereotype!

Wait, am I doing something wrong here?

Tsk, tsk! You're the same race!

By the Queen's corgis!

Oh, cricket stumps!

 

[Ponch]

By Merlin's bollocks!!

 

[Paksenarrion]

By reverse racism!

 

[Maquette]

So much second hand embarrassment. That's just not cricket, old boy.

 

[Romidude]

By, my teapots tossing twat!

 

[Athol]

You smeg headed git!

 

[spectrenihlus]

Oh British euphemisms why do they sound so funny.

 

[Count Igor]

Bolly! That turner headed zen-er remarks to one during and after the queen's play of royalty adressing the matter of the skull's insides!

Means: You're stupid.


It isn't quite right, I know. But I liked it :3

 

[Treefingers]

Oh penis bums!

 

[Slavik_91]

Oh pissing blimey!

 

[R4ptur3]

Arse crumpet.

I'm English and am ashamed that i can't think of any good ones.

 

[Jedamethis]

Jedamethis - get in here! We need your expertise!

Rightyo miss, no need to shout me ear orf. I am ready an' waitin' to hand out licensed Britness wherev'r I can!
*rolls up sleeves*

Posh
Oh I say!
You blithering idiot!
That's just not cricket!
What the devil is going on here?
Shut up you cockswine!
You daft tit.
GADZOOKS!
Oh my lordy loo.
Bloody hell!

Normal
Cor' Blimey!
What the bliddy hell!
Oi!
Come off it!
Shut yer gob you daft bugger.
Bugger off!
Tosser!
Wanker!
Bloody 'ell!

Combine for hours of fun!
[HEADING=2]But for gods sakes, don't mix the posh with normal![/HEADING]

 

[smithy_2045]

cockwank