Let's make up some British exclamations!

[Willis_D]

Now come on right, I was only having a laugh, didn't mean no arm.

(Me neither, don't worry)

Ah now, we're only having a bitta craic sure!

What you chattin' you daft mick, talk proper mate!

oh feck off ya Tan.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

By the Queen's tea and crumpets, this thread is ridiculous!

 

[BiscuitFace]

This is a load of bollocks.

Maybe if you yanks weren't afraid of watching anything non American on your tv's you wouldn't be so far off the mark. We probably get the majority of your programs broadcast here, whenever we put out something decent (not that often) instead of airing it, you remake it with American actors, just madness.

I cant be bothered to go through it all, i recommend people grab something like "Peep show" and "the inbetweeners". After watching those you'll have no excuse for such poor imitations. Also "Layer Cake" is worth a watch, just because its bloody good.


Now here is some classic chav fighting/intimidation talk:

"you fucking startin' ? you startin'? come one, come on then"

"problem? you got a problem?" This can be repeated endlessly until they get a response.

"what you lookin' at?"



A bit of extra knowledge:

Its always funny when you hear americans use the word "fanny" so innocent, here its the evuivalent to pussy. Only fanny is much more dirty sounding i think.

Fag means cigarette, and faggots are a type of meatball.

 

[Ponch]

Oi! (Not to be confused with "Oy!")

 

[Jedamethis]

Now come on right, I was only having a laugh, didn't mean no arm.

(Me neither, don't worry)

Ah now, we're only having a bitta craic sure!

What you chattin' you daft mick, talk proper mate!

oh feck off ya Tan.

Blimey, chaps these day eh? I'm just tryin' ta rabbit and ye'r insultin' me!

 

[Jedamethis]

This is a load of bollocks.

Maybe if you yanks weren't afraid of watching anything non American on your tv's you wouldn't be so far off the mark. We probably get the majority of your programs broadcast here, whenever we put out something decent (not that often) instead of airing it, you remake it with American actors, just madness.

I cant be bothered to go through it all, i recommend people grab something like "Peep show" and "the inbetweeners". After watching those you'll have no excuse for such poor imitations. Also "Layer Cake" is worth a watch, just because its bloody good.


Now here is some classic chav fighting/intimidation talk:

"you fucking startin' ? you startin'? come one, come on then"

"problem? you got a problem?" This can be repeated endlessly until they get a response.

"what you lookin' at?"



A bit of extra knowledge:

Its always funny when you hear americans use the word "fanny" so innocent, here its the evuivalent to pussy. Only fanny is much more dirty sounding i think.

Fag means cigarette, and faggots are a type of meatball.

Thank you sir, this was getting far too silly.
Though I've heard it mostly as: You startin'?! Co'on then! Fucking co'on then!

 

[Flames66]

Oh penis bums!

That one makes no sense.

When I need a non rude expletive I generally go with "Oh Rollocks!"

 

[Nouw]

"Superfast jellyfish!"

Well at least it's made by a British group.

 

[Tallim]

This thread makes me laugh so much, especially because I am from England

It does give an insight into our stereotype that's true.

Sadly nothing in this thread has either the creativity or casual swearing of what you usually hear.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

oh doodlepups!


oh poobums!

oh twittlebisuits

nittly cockmonlger

Well cover me with eggs and flour and bake me for 40 minutes!!

blackadder quote pure genious ( GEORGE FTW)

 

[Hookman]

"Holy Didcot Ladygrove!"

 

[Ponch]

Yer mother's a Catholic!