Let's make up some British exclamations!

[Mr Snuffles]

As from the other residents of Manchester, "Oi, fuck off mate, you wanna go? You wanker, we're not fucking posh! You fucking want some? A'ight then"

 

[Willis_D]

Jedamethis - get in here! We need your expertise!

Rightyo miss, no need to shout me ear orf. I am ready an' waitin' to hand out licensed Britness wherev'r I can!
*rolls up sleeves*

Posh
Oh I say!
You blithering idiot!
That's just not cricket!
What the devil is going on here?
Shut up you cockswine!
You daft tit.
GADZOOKS!
Oh my lordy loo.
Bloody hell!

Normal
Cor' Blimey!
What the bliddy hell!
Oi!
Come off it!
Shut yer gob you daft bugger.
Bugger off!
Tosser!
Wanker!
Bloody 'ell!

Combine for hours of fun!
[HEADING=2]But for gods sakes, don't mix the posh with normal![/HEADING]

Just saying, some of your Posh ones, to me, are Normal (i.e. I use them), and some of your Normal are Cockney. All are still aweosme though.

 

[Jedamethis]

Jedamethis - get in here! We need your expertise!

Rightyo miss, no need to shout me ear orf. I am ready an' waitin' to hand out licensed Britness wherev'r I can!
*rolls up sleeves*

Posh
Oh I say!
You blithering idiot!
That's just not cricket!
What the devil is going on here?
Shut up you cockswine!
You daft tit.
GADZOOKS!
Oh my lordy loo.
Bloody hell!

Normal
Cor' Blimey!
What the bliddy hell!
Oi!
Come off it!
Shut yer gob you daft bugger.
Bugger off!
Tosser!
Wanker!
Bloody 'ell!

Combine for hours of fun!
[HEADING=2]But for gods sakes, don't mix the posh with normal![/HEADING]

Just saying, some of your Posh ones, to me, are Normal (i.e. I use them), and some of your Normal are Cockney. All are still aweosme though.

I know, but I needed to group them somehow. Just hope nobody notices!

 

[Willis_D]

I know, but I needed to group them somehow. Just hope nobody notices!

I find it funny that I, an Irishman, uses English phrases and accents (mostly Cockney) a good bit. They're just so fun.

 

[tehbeard]

"taty bo jangles"

- Russell Howard

 

[Merkavar]

Soggy sausage

 

[Pegghead]

By the queen mother's ruffian bollocks!

 

[Jedamethis]

I know, but I needed to group them somehow. Just hope nobody notices!

I find it funny that I, an Irishman, uses English phrases and accents (mostly Cockney) a good bit. They're just so fun.

Indeed! I use them far less than I should...

 

[Willis_D]

I know, but I needed to group them somehow. Just hope nobody notices!

I find it funny that I, an Irishman, uses English phrases and accents (mostly Cockney) a good bit. They're just so fun.

Indeed! I use them far less than I should...

USE MORE YOU SODDING WANKER! I mean, bloody 'eck, are you a Brit or what?

 

[Jedamethis]

I know, but I needed to group them somehow. Just hope nobody notices!

I find it funny that I, an Irishman, uses English phrases and accents (mostly Cockney) a good bit. They're just so fun.

Indeed! I use them far less than I should...

USE MORE YOU SODDING WANKER! I mean, bloody 'eck, are you a Brit or what?

Cor' I tell ya, I'm a sodding half arsed Brit ent I?

 

[Willis_D]

I know, but I needed to group them somehow. Just hope nobody notices!

I find it funny that I, an Irishman, uses English phrases and accents (mostly Cockney) a good bit. They're just so fun.

Indeed! I use them far less than I should...

USE MORE YOU SODDING WANKER! I mean, bloody 'eck, are you a Brit or what?

Cor' I tell ya, I'm a sodding half arsed Brit ent I?

Cor blimmy, I'd swear-blind I was more a Brit than you.

 

[Jedamethis]

I know, but I needed to group them somehow. Just hope nobody notices!

I find it funny that I, an Irishman, uses English phrases and accents (mostly Cockney) a good bit. They're just so fun.

Indeed! I use them far less than I should...

USE MORE YOU SODDING WANKER! I mean, bloody 'eck, are you a Brit or what?

Cor' I tell ya, I'm a sodding half arsed Brit ent I?

Cor blimmy, I'd swear-blind I was more a Brit than you.

Oh come off it, I'm a bliddy damn sight more Brit than you are, eh navvy?

 

[Willis_D]

I know, but I needed to group them somehow. Just hope nobody notices!

I find it funny that I, an Irishman, uses English phrases and accents (mostly Cockney) a good bit. They're just so fun.

Indeed! I use them far less than I should...

USE MORE YOU SODDING WANKER! I mean, bloody 'eck, are you a Brit or what?

Cor' I tell ya, I'm a sodding half arsed Brit ent I?

Cor blimmy, I'd swear-blind I was more a Brit than you.

Oh come off it, I'm a bliddy damn sight more Brit than you are, eh navvy?

Ah, to be sure laddy. I'm feckin' Irish and proud of not being one of you Brit-bastards.

(note: Only kidding. No problem with the English, Scotish, Welsh, or Northen Irish)

 

[Jedamethis]

I know, but I needed to group them somehow. Just hope nobody notices!

I find it funny that I, an Irishman, uses English phrases and accents (mostly Cockney) a good bit. They're just so fun.

Indeed! I use them far less than I should...

USE MORE YOU SODDING WANKER! I mean, bloody 'eck, are you a Brit or what?

Cor' I tell ya, I'm a sodding half arsed Brit ent I?

Cor blimmy, I'd swear-blind I was more a Brit than you.

Oh come off it, I'm a bliddy damn sight more Brit than you are, eh navvy?

Ah, to be sure laddy. I'm feckin' Irish and proud of not being one of you Brit-bastards.

(note: Only kidding. No problem with the English, Scotish, Welsh, or Northen Irish)

Now come on right, I was only having a laugh, didn't mean no arm.

(Me neither, don't worry)

 

[vrbtny]

You smeg headed git!

Ah, Red Dwarf. So Awesome.

 

[Willis_D]

Now come on right, I was only having a laugh, didn't mean no arm.

(Me neither, don't worry)

Ah now, we're only having a bitta craic sure!

 

[w-Jinksy]

By Merlin's bollocks!!

i'm going to have to use that expression at some point.

 

[Jedamethis]

Now come on right, I was only having a laugh, didn't mean no arm.

(Me neither, don't worry)

Ah now, we're only having a bitta craic sure!

What you chattin' you daft mick, talk proper mate!

 

[Sun Flash]

Alot of people here seem to be confusing British with English, so to even it up, I'm going to be the epitome of Scottishness and get drunk and hate everyone in the corner.

FYI, I may have to chib several of you plamfs with one of my gingies. Could you please pass the White Lightning?