Let's make up some British exclamations!

[Treblaine]

Shite

 

[Wadders]

Twat.

 

[CouchCommando]

Oh bugger me, eh on second thoughts no thanks.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

Jumping cats on a hot tin pot that never boils! [small]...may have just ripped parts from other sayings[/small]

 

[Arkvoodle]

Robert is your mother's brother.



Not made-up. I have a British friend who uses that.

 

[EatPieYes]

This thread is made of /facepalm.

I agree, most of it is far too silly.

I am disappointed.

Oh, for crinkled pillows' sake. Get yer la-dee-daa's out and just get on with it!

 

[Sirisaxman]

Arse crumpet.

I'm English and am ashamed that i can't think of any good ones.

"Cheeks burning with shame." - Lord Privy Toastrack

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Robert is your mother's brother.



Not made-up. I have a British friend who uses that.

But who on Pete Postlethwaite's craggy bonce is Robert?

 

[Jedamethis]

This thread is made of /facepalm.

I agree, most of it is far too silly.

I am disappointed.

Oh, for crinkled pillows' sake. Get yer la-dee-daa's out and just get on with it!

Did you see my earlier post? I've contributed more than anybody else, I'm all worn out now!

 

[DazZ.]

By Merlin's bollocks!!

That is fucking awesome.

Smegging bumbershoots.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

BLUH DY ELL UNT ELGA DONE RUINED ME TEA AND CRUMPETS! DX< Yes yes she did

 

[Ponch]

Oh, bloody 'ell! I've gone an' wet meself! - Family Guy

 

[SnipErlite]

Don't be such a toffeepants, old shoe.

That was...brilliant.

Sorry, spiffing.

Indeed my good sirs the level of good English banter in this here thread is below par.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Pop in any Guy Ritchie film.

Take notes.

????

Profit.

 

[Cheesus333]

Oh, bollywocket spiffington!

Oh British euphemisms why do they sound so funny.

Here's one you'll like: take a guess at what piss flaps are!

Clue: it ain't pretty.

 

[White_Hawk]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
jolly good, i belive i made my point. oh and:
your sarcastic insinuations are far to obnoctious to be appreciated by the insuberance of your own vobosity.
BEAT THAT B***

 

[Queen Michael]

Oh, wimmyhop!

 

[El Poncho]

You bloody tosser I will stick my foot so far up your arse you can see it out the other end you little git.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Why? We have plenty of great British exclamations already, by Jove!