Lets ruin eachothers childhoods XD

[Fappy]

David Yost, who played the blue ranger Billy, eventually left the show due to the near-constant abuse he received for being homosexual.

He then attended a Christian camp to "rid himself of the vileness that is homosexuality" before finally relenting, and now lives with his gay partner in Mexico. I wish I could make this stuff up.

I thought one of the old Power Rangers also became a porn star. I think it was the Red Ranger?

Black ranger: Stand-Up Comedian

Pink ranger: Actor on crappy ABC dramas.

Blue ranger: See above

Yellow ranger: Busy decomposing.

Red ranger: Terrifyingly overweight EMT

Green ranger: Mixed Martial Arts fighter.

There was the rumor the pink ranger (Amy Jo Johnson) went into porn, but it was someone else, and the internet blew it out of proportion.

Didn't one of the early Black Rangers go into voice acting? I remember hearing he is a pretty famous anime VA.

Irony, considering I'm fairly certain your avatar is from Bleach... I could be wrong.

The second black ranger (Johnny Yong Bosch) is now probably the 2nd most recognized male VA on the planet, doing the lead role in several dozen series'. This includes Vash the Stampede, Ichigo Kurosaki, and LeLouch Lamperouge in Code Geass.

My avatar's from Darker Than Black actually ;3

But yeah he plays a character in nearly every English dubbed anime and video game released these days. He has such a recognizable voice that when my girl friend heard me talking to my Mandalorian party member in ToR (forgot his name) she yelled, "Is that Adachi?"

 

[Amethyst Wind]

David Yost, who played the blue ranger Billy, eventually left the show due to the near-constant abuse he received for being homosexual.

He then attended a Christian camp to "rid himself of the vileness that is homosexuality" before finally relenting, and now lives with his gay partner in Mexico. I wish I could make this stuff up.

I thought one of the old Power Rangers also became a porn star. I think it was the Red Ranger?

Black ranger: Stand-Up Comedian

Pink ranger: Actor on crappy ABC dramas.

Blue ranger: See above

Yellow ranger: Busy decomposing.

Red ranger: Terrifyingly overweight EMT

Green ranger: Mixed Martial Arts fighter.

There was the rumor the pink ranger (Amy Jo Johnson) went into porn, but it was someone else, and the internet blew it out of proportion.

Didn't one of the early Black Rangers go into voice acting? I remember hearing he is a pretty famous anime VA.

Irony, considering I'm fairly certain your avatar is from Bleach... I could be wrong.

The second black ranger (Johnny Yong Bosch) is now probably the 2nd most recognized male VA on the planet, doing the lead role in several dozen series'. This includes Vash the Stampede, Ichigo Kurosaki, and LeLouch Lamperouge in Code Geass.

A little further down the list than that I think. Tops would be Patrick Stewart, Mark Hamill, Steve Blum, Nolan North, Keith David. JYB is top 10 but he's not taking home any medals.

 

[1nfinite_Cros5]

You know the famous scene from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back where

Spoiler

Luke learns that Darth Vader is his father?

Arguably one of the most famous scenes in the history of cinema and pop culture? I'm about to ruin it for you.
You ready? Here goes.

Spoiler: BAM!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

You know the famous scene from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back where

Spoiler

Luke learns that Darth Vader is his father?

Arguably one of the most famous scenes in the history of cinema and pop culture? I'm about to ruin it for you.
You ready? Here goes.

Spoiler: BAM!

Samurai Jack was cancelled.

Yeah, the pain's back, isn't it.

*cries* WHYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?

captcha: oh yes *bounces*. Why do you take glee at my suffering!?

 

[Fappy]

David Yost, who played the blue ranger Billy, eventually left the show due to the near-constant abuse he received for being homosexual.

He then attended a Christian camp to "rid himself of the vileness that is homosexuality" before finally relenting, and now lives with his gay partner in Mexico. I wish I could make this stuff up.

I thought one of the old Power Rangers also became a porn star. I think it was the Red Ranger?

Black ranger: Stand-Up Comedian

Pink ranger: Actor on crappy ABC dramas.

Blue ranger: See above

Yellow ranger: Busy decomposing.

Red ranger: Terrifyingly overweight EMT

Green ranger: Mixed Martial Arts fighter.

There was the rumor the pink ranger (Amy Jo Johnson) went into porn, but it was someone else, and the internet blew it out of proportion.

Didn't one of the early Black Rangers go into voice acting? I remember hearing he is a pretty famous anime VA.

Irony, considering I'm fairly certain your avatar is from Bleach... I could be wrong.

The second black ranger (Johnny Yong Bosch) is now probably the 2nd most recognized male VA on the planet, doing the lead role in several dozen series'. This includes Vash the Stampede, Ichigo Kurosaki, and LeLouch Lamperouge in Code Geass.

A little further down the list than that I think. Tops would be Patrick Stewart, Mark Hamill, Steve Blum, Nolan North, Keith David. JYB is top 10 but he's not taking home any medals.

I'd say Blum would be top (he now holds the Guiness World Record for most prolific VA (over 560 roles). I suppose I should of clarified that is was 2nd most recognized male ANIME VA. Agree entirely on Patrick Stewart though.

David Yost, who played the blue ranger Billy, eventually left the show due to the near-constant abuse he received for being homosexual.

He then attended a Christian camp to "rid himself of the vileness that is homosexuality" before finally relenting, and now lives with his gay partner in Mexico. I wish I could make this stuff up.

I thought one of the old Power Rangers also became a porn star. I think it was the Red Ranger?

Black ranger: Stand-Up Comedian

Pink ranger: Actor on crappy ABC dramas.

Blue ranger: See above

Yellow ranger: Busy decomposing.

Red ranger: Terrifyingly overweight EMT

Green ranger: Mixed Martial Arts fighter.

There was the rumor the pink ranger (Amy Jo Johnson) went into porn, but it was someone else, and the internet blew it out of proportion.

Didn't one of the early Black Rangers go into voice acting? I remember hearing he is a pretty famous anime VA.

Irony, considering I'm fairly certain your avatar is from Bleach... I could be wrong.

The second black ranger (Johnny Yong Bosch) is now probably the 2nd most recognized male VA on the planet, doing the lead role in several dozen series'. This includes Vash the Stampede, Ichigo Kurosaki, and LeLouch Lamperouge in Code Geass.

My avatar's from Darker Than Black actually ;3

But yeah he plays a character in nearly every English dubbed anime and video game released these days. He has such a recognizable voice that when my girl friend heard me talking to my Mandalorian party member in ToR (forgot his name) she yelled, "Is that Adachi?"

Sorry confused your avatar for:

Shows how much I look at the eyes.

How could you not tell!?! One is male and one is female!

JK

Oddly enough neither character is actually even a cat. Mao (the cat in my avatar) is a man's consciousness in a cat's body. Pretty sure the cat you posted is some hot *****, but my memory is kind of hazy. I stopped watching Bleach around the time she was revealed to not be an actual cat.

 

[Fappy]

David Yost, who played the blue ranger Billy, eventually left the show due to the near-constant abuse he received for being homosexual.

He then attended a Christian camp to "rid himself of the vileness that is homosexuality" before finally relenting, and now lives with his gay partner in Mexico. I wish I could make this stuff up.

I thought one of the old Power Rangers also became a porn star. I think it was the Red Ranger?

Black ranger: Stand-Up Comedian

Pink ranger: Actor on crappy ABC dramas.

Blue ranger: See above

Yellow ranger: Busy decomposing.

Red ranger: Terrifyingly overweight EMT

Green ranger: Mixed Martial Arts fighter.

There was the rumor the pink ranger (Amy Jo Johnson) went into porn, but it was someone else, and the internet blew it out of proportion.

Didn't one of the early Black Rangers go into voice acting? I remember hearing he is a pretty famous anime VA.

Irony, considering I'm fairly certain your avatar is from Bleach... I could be wrong.

The second black ranger (Johnny Yong Bosch) is now probably the 2nd most recognized male VA on the planet, doing the lead role in several dozen series'. This includes Vash the Stampede, Ichigo Kurosaki, and LeLouch Lamperouge in Code Geass.

A little further down the list than that I think. Tops would be Patrick Stewart, Mark Hamill, Steve Blum, Nolan North, Keith David. JYB is top 10 but he's not taking home any medals.

I'd say Blum would be top (he now holds the Guiness World Record for most prolific VA (over 560 roles). I suppose I should of clarified that is was 2nd most recognized male ANIME VA. Agree entirely on Patrick Stewart though.

David Yost, who played the blue ranger Billy, eventually left the show due to the near-constant abuse he received for being homosexual.

He then attended a Christian camp to "rid himself of the vileness that is homosexuality" before finally relenting, and now lives with his gay partner in Mexico. I wish I could make this stuff up.

I thought one of the old Power Rangers also became a porn star. I think it was the Red Ranger?

Black ranger: Stand-Up Comedian

Pink ranger: Actor on crappy ABC dramas.

Blue ranger: See above

Yellow ranger: Busy decomposing.

Red ranger: Terrifyingly overweight EMT

Green ranger: Mixed Martial Arts fighter.

There was the rumor the pink ranger (Amy Jo Johnson) went into porn, but it was someone else, and the internet blew it out of proportion.

Didn't one of the early Black Rangers go into voice acting? I remember hearing he is a pretty famous anime VA.

Irony, considering I'm fairly certain your avatar is from Bleach... I could be wrong.

The second black ranger (Johnny Yong Bosch) is now probably the 2nd most recognized male VA on the planet, doing the lead role in several dozen series'. This includes Vash the Stampede, Ichigo Kurosaki, and LeLouch Lamperouge in Code Geass.

My avatar's from Darker Than Black actually ;3

But yeah he plays a character in nearly every English dubbed anime and video game released these days. He has such a recognizable voice that when my girl friend heard me talking to my Mandalorian party member in ToR (forgot his name) she yelled, "Is that Adachi?"

Sorry confused your avatar for:

Shows how much I look at the eyes.

How could you not tell!?! One is male and one is female!

JK

Oddly enough neither character is actually even a cat. Mao (the cat in my avatar) is a man's consciousness in a cat's body. Pretty sure the cat you posted is some hot *****, but my memory is kind of hazy. I stopped watching Bleach around the time she was revealed to not be an actual cat.

Well, in fairness, Yorouichi is male in cat form.

Oh yeah, forgot about that. I suppose that's why it was such a big wtf moment, huh?

 

[Fappy]

David Yost, who played the blue ranger Billy, eventually left the show due to the near-constant abuse he received for being homosexual.

He then attended a Christian camp to "rid himself of the vileness that is homosexuality" before finally relenting, and now lives with his gay partner in Mexico. I wish I could make this stuff up.

I thought one of the old Power Rangers also became a porn star. I think it was the Red Ranger?

Black ranger: Stand-Up Comedian

Pink ranger: Actor on crappy ABC dramas.

Blue ranger: See above

Yellow ranger: Busy decomposing.

Red ranger: Terrifyingly overweight EMT

Green ranger: Mixed Martial Arts fighter.

There was the rumor the pink ranger (Amy Jo Johnson) went into porn, but it was someone else, and the internet blew it out of proportion.

Didn't one of the early Black Rangers go into voice acting? I remember hearing he is a pretty famous anime VA.

Irony, considering I'm fairly certain your avatar is from Bleach... I could be wrong.

The second black ranger (Johnny Yong Bosch) is now probably the 2nd most recognized male VA on the planet, doing the lead role in several dozen series'. This includes Vash the Stampede, Ichigo Kurosaki, and LeLouch Lamperouge in Code Geass.

A little further down the list than that I think. Tops would be Patrick Stewart, Mark Hamill, Steve Blum, Nolan North, Keith David. JYB is top 10 but he's not taking home any medals.

I'd say Blum would be top (he now holds the Guiness World Record for most prolific VA (over 560 roles). I suppose I should of clarified that is was 2nd most recognized male ANIME VA. Agree entirely on Patrick Stewart though.

David Yost, who played the blue ranger Billy, eventually left the show due to the near-constant abuse he received for being homosexual.

He then attended a Christian camp to "rid himself of the vileness that is homosexuality" before finally relenting, and now lives with his gay partner in Mexico. I wish I could make this stuff up.

I thought one of the old Power Rangers also became a porn star. I think it was the Red Ranger?

Black ranger: Stand-Up Comedian

Pink ranger: Actor on crappy ABC dramas.

Blue ranger: See above

Yellow ranger: Busy decomposing.

Red ranger: Terrifyingly overweight EMT

Green ranger: Mixed Martial Arts fighter.

There was the rumor the pink ranger (Amy Jo Johnson) went into porn, but it was someone else, and the internet blew it out of proportion.

Didn't one of the early Black Rangers go into voice acting? I remember hearing he is a pretty famous anime VA.

Irony, considering I'm fairly certain your avatar is from Bleach... I could be wrong.

The second black ranger (Johnny Yong Bosch) is now probably the 2nd most recognized male VA on the planet, doing the lead role in several dozen series'. This includes Vash the Stampede, Ichigo Kurosaki, and LeLouch Lamperouge in Code Geass.

My avatar's from Darker Than Black actually ;3

But yeah he plays a character in nearly every English dubbed anime and video game released these days. He has such a recognizable voice that when my girl friend heard me talking to my Mandalorian party member in ToR (forgot his name) she yelled, "Is that Adachi?"

Sorry confused your avatar for:

Shows how much I look at the eyes.

How could you not tell!?! One is male and one is female!

JK

Oddly enough neither character is actually even a cat. Mao (the cat in my avatar) is a man's consciousness in a cat's body. Pretty sure the cat you posted is some hot *****, but my memory is kind of hazy. I stopped watching Bleach around the time she was revealed to not be an actual cat.

Well, in fairness, Yorouichi is male in cat form.

Oh yeah, forgot about that. I suppose that's why it was such a big wtf moment, huh?

I think it was more that she was a girl... and was naked. It's like if Samus flashed everyone at the end of Metroid (the logical end to Other M's sequel... NO... BAD!!!)

Your mentioning of Other M gave me a brain hemorrhage. I demand compensation!

 

[Captain Anon]

Rule 34.
There, done, everybody's childhood is gone.

NO YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY CHILDHOOD!!!

 

[The Goat Tsar]

The Wizard of Oz was originaly written as a political satire, with The Scarecrow, The Tin Man, and The Cowardly Lion being allegories based on the period of time when the Populist Party rose and fell in America.

I remember that the Lion was representing the Populist Party candidate for president, William Jennings Bryan I think his name was, who was too cowardly to be an effective candidate.

I thought that Dorthy was suppose to represent some candidate, the Scarecrow represented farmers (too stupid to vote "correctly"), the Tin Man was the working/factory class (didn't have the heart to "do the right thing"), and the Lion was the upper class (without courage to vote "right"). Idk, I've been done with US history for a few years now.

I think Dorothy was just supposed to be an everyday American. I remember the Wicked Witch represented the drought, which is why she was killed by water. And I think the Yellow Brick Road was the Gold Standard.

grr...that makes the show really...really sad. Kind of like the Ed Edd n Eddy theory.

Isn't that theory disproven by the fact that Eddy's adult brother is seen in the series finale?

 

[Fappy]

David Yost, who played the blue ranger Billy, eventually left the show due to the near-constant abuse he received for being homosexual.

He then attended a Christian camp to "rid himself of the vileness that is homosexuality" before finally relenting, and now lives with his gay partner in Mexico. I wish I could make this stuff up.

I thought one of the old Power Rangers also became a porn star. I think it was the Red Ranger?

Black ranger: Stand-Up Comedian

Pink ranger: Actor on crappy ABC dramas.

Blue ranger: See above

Yellow ranger: Busy decomposing.

Red ranger: Terrifyingly overweight EMT

Green ranger: Mixed Martial Arts fighter.

There was the rumor the pink ranger (Amy Jo Johnson) went into porn, but it was someone else, and the internet blew it out of proportion.

Didn't one of the early Black Rangers go into voice acting? I remember hearing he is a pretty famous anime VA.

Irony, considering I'm fairly certain your avatar is from Bleach... I could be wrong.

The second black ranger (Johnny Yong Bosch) is now probably the 2nd most recognized male VA on the planet, doing the lead role in several dozen series'. This includes Vash the Stampede, Ichigo Kurosaki, and LeLouch Lamperouge in Code Geass.

A little further down the list than that I think. Tops would be Patrick Stewart, Mark Hamill, Steve Blum, Nolan North, Keith David. JYB is top 10 but he's not taking home any medals.

I'd say Blum would be top (he now holds the Guiness World Record for most prolific VA (over 560 roles). I suppose I should of clarified that is was 2nd most recognized male ANIME VA. Agree entirely on Patrick Stewart though.

David Yost, who played the blue ranger Billy, eventually left the show due to the near-constant abuse he received for being homosexual.

He then attended a Christian camp to "rid himself of the vileness that is homosexuality" before finally relenting, and now lives with his gay partner in Mexico. I wish I could make this stuff up.

I thought one of the old Power Rangers also became a porn star. I think it was the Red Ranger?

Black ranger: Stand-Up Comedian

Pink ranger: Actor on crappy ABC dramas.

Blue ranger: See above

Yellow ranger: Busy decomposing.

Red ranger: Terrifyingly overweight EMT

Green ranger: Mixed Martial Arts fighter.

There was the rumor the pink ranger (Amy Jo Johnson) went into porn, but it was someone else, and the internet blew it out of proportion.

Didn't one of the early Black Rangers go into voice acting? I remember hearing he is a pretty famous anime VA.

Irony, considering I'm fairly certain your avatar is from Bleach... I could be wrong.

The second black ranger (Johnny Yong Bosch) is now probably the 2nd most recognized male VA on the planet, doing the lead role in several dozen series'. This includes Vash the Stampede, Ichigo Kurosaki, and LeLouch Lamperouge in Code Geass.

My avatar's from Darker Than Black actually ;3

But yeah he plays a character in nearly every English dubbed anime and video game released these days. He has such a recognizable voice that when my girl friend heard me talking to my Mandalorian party member in ToR (forgot his name) she yelled, "Is that Adachi?"

Sorry confused your avatar for:

Shows how much I look at the eyes.

How could you not tell!?! One is male and one is female!

JK

Oddly enough neither character is actually even a cat. Mao (the cat in my avatar) is a man's consciousness in a cat's body. Pretty sure the cat you posted is some hot *****, but my memory is kind of hazy. I stopped watching Bleach around the time she was revealed to not be an actual cat.

Well, in fairness, Yorouichi is male in cat form.

Oh yeah, forgot about that. I suppose that's why it was such a big wtf moment, huh?

I think it was more that she was a girl... and was naked. It's like if Samus flashed everyone at the end of Metroid (the logical end to Other M's sequel... NO... BAD!!!)

Your mentioning of Other M gave me a brain hemorrhage. I demand compensation!

The ghosts of my ancestors will haunt me till the end of time for even mentioning the name of the Evil One. I apologize.

We should all stop dragging this topic off the rails. I think that's Daystar's job.

Almost a full page of derail. Daystar would be proud.

OT: I love this one - Peter Renaday [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0719115/], the voice of the original cartoon Splinter of TMNT did the voice of Duncan from Dragon Age: Origins. I cannot play that game now without imagining him as Splinter.

 

[Aerosteam]

Still not sure if Guilty Gear is actually part of anyone's childhood but I'm trying to make myself clear here.

Bridget. From Guilty Gear. Is male.

Please see this maybe possibly official artwork of him.

A fucking nun.

If anyone would like to look into this I'm happy to explain.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

I'm just going to leave this here...

Spoiler

This may just be a coincidence, either way, your welcome.

Well, word of god more or less confirmed that this is Sid. However, they noted that it's not actually a depressing fate for him, as it's a job with low responsibilities that allows him to listen to his music on the job.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

grr...that makes the show really...really sad. Kind of like the Ed Edd n Eddy theory.

Isn't that theory disproven by the fact that Eddy's adult brother is seen in the series finale?

More than likely but what really damns the Ed-Edd-n-Eddy theory is how the person who made it up admits that it's been made up. Also there are some episodes where they go to school...or an episode where they go to school...granted, they're the only characters shown AT the school and on the bus going to school.

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

The shows you enjoyed as a child? They all sucked. You just remember them as being awesome because of nostalgia.

The Lion King's Simba and Nala? There's a good chance that they're half-brother and -sister.

Oh, and Disney happy endings in general? Lies.

Hunchback of Notre Dame? Esmeralda is betrayed and gets hanged, and Quasimodo kills the betrayer, and then himself.
Little Mermaid? Prince Eric marries someone else, and Ariel chooses to die rather than to kill his bride and steal him for herself.

The moral of Beauty and the Beast is that Stockholme Syndrome is totally awesome.

Destroying brothers Grimm stories? Tsk tsk, you should not not do such a thing.

Which one? The little Mermaid is HC. Anderson, Beauty and the Beast and The Hunchback are french novels.

My mistake, I thought I saw Snow White mentioned, but looking at it now that is not the case.

 

[WanderingFool]

A couple of uncomfortable facts about the first series of Power Rangers.

The black and yellow rangers were played by played by an African American and Vietnamese-American respectively.

Said yellow ranger, played by actress Thuy Trang, was male in the original japanese series.

Thuy Trang died 8 days before the World Trade Center bombings. Green Ranger actor Jason David Frank could not attend the funeral because his brother died during the same week.

David Yost, who played the blue ranger Billy, eventually left the show due to the near-constant abuse he received for being homosexual.

Billy the Blue Ranger was a homosexual... is it bad that I suddenly said, "that makes sense..." outloud?

Also as someone already mentioned Rule 34, I really cant think of anything because of the all emcompassing effect of Rule 34...

*Edit*

Still not sure if Guilty Gear is actually part of anyone's childhood but I'm trying to make myself clear here.

Bridget. From Guilty Gear. Is male.

Please see this maybe possibly official artwork of him.

A fucking nun.

If anyone would like to look into this I'm happy to explain.

Wait... there is still doubt about that?