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theklng

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HT_Black said:
The following statement is true.
This statement is false.
doing it wrong. you have to cross reference them to make the paradox. as it is now, it's a logically true statement.
 

Harlemura

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I don't usually lie. I'm an awful liar, so I just keep my mouth shut and stay out of people's way.
 

Jamous

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mentor07825 said:
I don't lie, ever. Whatever wrong I do I fess up if asked.
Ah a good move. Of course, seeing that I'm generally looked at as the 'nerd'/ Guy who'd never do anything wrong, I tend to be beyond suspicion. ^^ Always a nice thing to be. Of course if i do get asked I just use my astounding amounts of sarcasm to make it seem like I didn't do it. It's not lying... as such. It's... misleading.
 
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''no really its fine''

''you look amazing''

''this tastes lovely''

''no no its just what i wanted''

..''i didn't say i hated you...i said i didn't know you''

''I'm listening''

''not a waste of money at all''

>.>....i won't list any more
 

Hippobatman

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I'm an exeptionally great liar, to be honest. I can also be incredibly cynical at times, which is a great combo with persuasive/lying abilities, for myself anyway. This is my dark side, which only my closest friends have experienced.

However, I take the Spiderman approach to my "skill"; With great power comes great responsibility.

In other words: I don't lie often, only when absolutely necessary. Can't remember last time I lied to someone actually.
 

Cavmatrix

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*slurred cubian accent*What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f***in' ***holes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
 

AhumbleKnight

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Mikaze said:
Mr Sunday Night said:
I told an Australian girl in a bar in Adelaide last night that it's not unusual for English people (like myself) to own or in fact live in castles.

I was taking the piss, but she believed me...
Mikaze loses 10 respect points for the intelligence of his country.

Also, nicely done.
It could also be that she was going along with it. I have met a lot of girls here that do that. They know your having them on but they don't care, so they go with it. I have also met a lot of girls that are really that gullable.
 

Cuniculus

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I don't really lie all that often. Usually it's for reasons that don't matter to anyone but me. Such as, I was going to receive an award from some dude that came to visit, but EVERYONE got one, so it was in no way special. It was just because I so happened to be working. So when someone tried to give it to me, I said I had already gotten it.

I love catching people in lies... such as last night when a friend of mine said "I've never not paid anyone back for something."

I knew this to be false because he made a five dollar bet with me, and refused to pay me for over a year, because he said the bet was bullshit. So I brought it up, and he said that he didn't have to pay it.

I don't care about the bet or the five dollars, just the fact that he would blatantly lie about it is what made me bring it up.