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Rawker

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life is like firecrackers. explosive and fast, and always leaving you expecting more.
 

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speidel28 said:
life is like an addictive drug, you cant get enough of it, and it runs out faster than you want it to end.
I'm seeing double, four Souplexes! But this can't be I am the real Souplex, shoot him!
 

PsykoDragon

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Life is like a crotch, & ur the underwear: you hang onto it no matter what kinda shit comes at you. Well, that works for me at least.
 

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Life is like an endless grind of tedium and apathy punctuated by ever fleeting moments of pure bliss and, far too often, unmitigated bouts of horror and violence that scar you forever.

Well if your poor and brown in America anyway.
 

Sacman

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Life is like a prostitute, you only get what u want if you got the money and in the end u might wake up tied to a bed in a dirty motel with ur wallet missing...
 

Zacharine

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Life is like jogging with a common cold; You wheeze, cough and sneeze through it as best as you can, never really getting to a good rythm or speed. In the end you decide 'What the heck' and give up on the spot. No cure has yet been found, despite continued research.
 

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Souplex said:
speidel28 said:
life is like an addictive drug, you cant get enough of it, and it runs out faster than you want it to end.
I'm seeing double, four Souplexes! But this can't be I am the real Souplex, shoot him!
i saw this picture and i liked it.
dont worry i have been planning to change it with my own pic
tommarow it shall be different
 

C.E.M

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life is a hannah montana concert you went to go see hannah montana but you just see miley sirus wearing a wig
 

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Life is like Creme Brulee, there isn't anywhere NEAR enough, and what's there is not worth the money.