Life is like a ___

[chromewarriorXIII]

Life is a garden. Once you take the time to weed out the bad you are left with beautiful
flowers that you can enjoy.

I came up with that a while ago and wrote it down because I liked it. I'm glad it came to good use.

 

[Theophenes]

Life is like a cheesy '70s-era Kung-fu film. It's pretty fun and awesome if you have the sense not to take it too seriously and just enjoy it for what it is. Also, it has people whose hair is more powerful and deadly than you shall ever be sometimes.

 

[ShogunGino]

Life is like a *****. Learn to take it like one.

 

[Duh]

life is like an LSD infused make your own adventure book where the choices are fractions of infinitely looping fractals DUDE.

"suposed to be tripy and not make any REAL sense"

 

[Mozared]

I like good ol' Limp Bizkit's take on this and will say "Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through". Because it's true.

 

[Nincompoop]

Life is like a dice, the best you can get is... six?...

That works on Faroese (and Danish), 'cus sex and six is pronounced the same.

 

[Snowalker]

Oh this one might be a bit vulgar, but...

Life is like a dick, its hard most of the time, and it tries to go by fast.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Life is like death, without the happy ending, or beginning, or middle...
You know what? Just skip life.

For seriousness, Life is like making an ice sculpture, you work hard to make something beautiful, but it melts to nothing faster than you want it to.

 

[War Penguin]

Life is like a *****. It's like that but only because it needs to be loved.

 

[Valiance]

Life is like baseball. Sometimes you're the bat, sometimes you're the ball.

 

[neoontime]

Taco Bell. Tasty if a bit unoriginal and the backlash (pun intended) will leave your ass bleeding.

My sincerest apologies to Winston Groom and Latin Americans alike.

Apology taken

 

[Vrex360]

Life is like a dominatrix, sure it whips you and hurts you and puts you through humiliation but at the end of the day you always come back for more.

 

[mangus]

Life is like Alexander Keith's: Those who like it, like it a lot.

Those who don't are from the US and have bad beer for their excuse.

 

[Motiv_]

Life is like a play. You only get one audition.

 

[Matu Flp Krwfe]

Life's like a box of boxes of boxes of boxes of boxes of boxes....

The moment you think that you've figured things out and made sense of the whole mess another set of cardboard conundrums appears to confound curiosity and reinforce the concept that our perspective is utterly contrived.

 

[General Ken8]

Life is like. . . . well, this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55Zq5whVCI

 

[Cody211282]

Sorry cant get the pic to post up, well life is like a pic of Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime

 

[reaper660]

Life is like a kick in the balls......you feel can take it at first, but then the pain kicks in, and after that, relief when the pain leaves.

 

[XNeekoX]

Life is like a Shiny Bulbasaur...I don't know where I'm going with this, but I really want a Shiny Bulbasaur.