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Arkhangelsk

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Nincompoop said:
Life is like a dice, the best you can get is... six?...

That works on Faroese (and Danish), 'cus sex and six is pronounced the same.
It also works in Swedish! If you're interested, here's the full sentence.
"Livet är som en tärning, det bästa man kan få är sex."
 

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Death is like the Red Rings of Death; You'll spend a lot of you're time fearing it, but when it comes you'll see its no big deal
 

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Lord George

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Life is like sex messy, bloody, hard and in the end ultimately unsatisfying, but you still come back for more.
 

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Life is like a gun. Any kind of gun, AK-47 or M16. Sometimes easy to operate and reliable, sometimes it disintegrates right in your hands. And eventually its purpose is to kill.
 

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Life is like a road (very thin and dirty) through foggy forest full of quagmires when you don't remember how you came into it, never will turn back, never know if some other road will add to yours, you don't even know where the path ends and what is as a reward for taking a walk
 

Nincompoop

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crazyhaircut94 said:
Nincompoop said:
Life is like a dice, the best you can get is... six?...

That works on Faroese (and Danish), 'cus sex and six is pronounced the same.
It also works in Swedish! If you're interested, here's the full sentence.
"Livet är som en tärning, det bästa man kan få är sex."
I heard it from a half-Swedish-half-Faroese guy, whose dad always says cool and neat sayings. It's prolly Swedish original =P!

Do you spell six and sex the same way on Swedish? On Danish and Faroese, they're just pronounced the same. So in a way, it doesn't work on typing = /. Only on Swedish =P.

P.S. Swedish is the coolest language to use profanities on!
 

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life is like a zoo full of vicious animals and im the janitor! everyone trashes me (rofl i no lame) until i occasionally let loose the rabid squirells! or push a kid into the pirahna tank.
 

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Life is like a box of chocolates, 90% of it sucks, 5% of it, you're allergic to, and the rest is sweet and filled with caramel :)
 

Aunel

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Life is a waterfall
were one in the river
and one again after the fall.

no idea what it means but it seems deep...
 

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Life is like a game controller, it doesn't provide as much control over your actions as you'd like.
 

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Life is like a box of chocolates; it can be really good or really bad depending on what you pick.