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Judgedread said:
No matter the situation Law enforcement and Soldiers are all cannon fodder for the villain and his entourage.
What about Section 9 from Ghost in the Shell. They're law enforcement, yet even the Umebozu couldn't oust them completely.
 

Booze Zombie

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If anyone does anything WRONG, EVER(!!!) fall over in a comical heap with your legs in the air.
Or hit them around the head with a deadly object in a non-deadly manner.
 

Judgedread

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Suiseiseki IRL said:
Judgedread said:
No matter the situation Law enforcement and Soldiers are all cannon fodder for the villain and his entourage.
What about Section 9 from Ghost in the Shell. They're law enforcement, yet even the Umebozu couldn't oust them completely.
Keeping in mind that I never watched Ghost in the Shell I'm pretty sure that they are the protagonists. The Law enforcement I was referring to was the police officers or soldiers that try to stop the villain from doing whatever he is doing before the heroes arrive.
 

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I will admit to not seeing alot of anime but here's something from my limited experience.

All explosions have 2 stages. Stage 1 is is an inital small fireball on impact/detonation. After 5 seconds Stage 2 kicks in where the fireball grows 5 times larger and 10 times louder.
 

IxionIndustries

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All inanimate items have souls that are, in fact, anthropomorphic personifications of said object.

All senior citizens are perverted pedophiles.
 

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Encouragement from your friends will heal any injury and give you whatever super powers you need to beat the bad guy.
 

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Judgedread said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
Judgedread said:
No matter the situation Law enforcement and Soldiers are all cannon fodder for the villain and his entourage.
What about Section 9 from Ghost in the Shell. They're law enforcement, yet even the Umebozu couldn't oust them completely.
Keeping in mind that I never watched Ghost in the Shell I'm pretty sure that they are the protagonists. The Law enforcement I was referring to was the police officers or soldiers that try to stop the villain from doing whatever he is doing before the heroes arrive.
What if law enforcement are the villains?


Where is you god now?
 

Timotei

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Judgedread said:
No matter the situation Law enforcement and Soldiers are all cannon fodder for the villain and his entourage.
Ihave thought long and hard about this, and I think that I have an exception for the soldiers.

The troops from SEELE in End of Evangelion. From what I can remeber, more of the good guys died than the bad guys (which didn't matter since every person was converted to primordial goo). The time a lot of the soldiers died was when Asuka and Unit 02 awoke, but then again EVA Units 5-16 did bring down Unit 02.

I rest my case.
 

Judgedread

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vivaldiscool said:
Judgedread said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
Judgedread said:
No matter the situation Law enforcement and Soldiers are all cannon fodder for the villain and his entourage.
What about Section 9 from Ghost in the Shell. They're law enforcement, yet even the Umebozu couldn't oust them completely.
Keeping in mind that I never watched Ghost in the Shell I'm pretty sure that they are the protagonists. The Law enforcement I was referring to was the police officers or soldiers that try to stop the villain from doing whatever he is doing before the heroes arrive.
What if law enforcement are the villains?


Where is you god now?
Touche, I didn't think of that one.

Suiseiseki IRL said:
Ihave thought long and hard about this, and I think that I have an exception for the soldiers.

The troops from SEELE in End of Evangelion. From what I can remeber, more of the good guys died than the bad guys (which didn't matter since every person was converted to primordial goo). The time a lot of the soldiers died was when Asuka and Unit 02 awoke, but then again EVA Units 5-16 did bring down Unit 02.

I rest my case.
Ok, I admit defeat.
 

CptJackRabbit

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Female Aliens are hot, only land in Japan, and like nerdy guys.

Actually, if you are a nerdy highschool guy, you prolly will get the hearthrob female. Or possibly have the hottest girls and teachers in school fighting for you.

Lunch time is always taken on the roof of the school.

If you talk enough, your enemy wont attack at all.

Cats are there to cause trouble.

All cigarettes are bent, all smokers chain smoke, and noone finishes a whole one.
 

Timotei

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Judgedread said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
Ihave thought long and hard about this, and I think that I have an exception for the soldiers.

The troops from SEELE in End of Evangelion. From what I can remeber, more of the good guys died than the bad guys (which didn't matter since every person was converted to primordial goo). The time a lot of the soldiers died was when Asuka and Unit 02 awoke, but then again EVA Units 5-16 did bring down Unit 02.

I rest my case.
Ok, I admit defeat.
It was a rule that was very tough indeed to disprove. You, my friend are a tough intellectual opponent.
 

Lekonua

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Most certainly the inverse relationship between badassery and life expectancy.

More badass = shorter lifespan.
 

Antihero Joshua

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Oh Dont forget the Bigger your hair the stronger you are (DBZ)

all Ninjas can do magic (Naruto)

There is always a bigger Villian controlling the last one (Digimon)

If your a Comic relife then your a dead man walking (krillin-DBZ Huges-FMA)

Your mentor Figure will turn evil or die *or both

The louder you yell you atacks name the stronger it becomes (dbz)

Punches are equal to or greter than Bullets

you are completly oblivious to the fact that all the atractive women want to bang you

your teams leader will die and comeback like 100 times (transformers)

no matter how amazing your plan is it will fail eventualy if your evil

Filler episodes are there to distract us frome HUGE plot holes

when you and friends are rembering old times there will be huge detailed flashback clips
 

Lunar Shadow

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Do not sleep around on your girlfriend, after having cheated on a previous girlfriend with her, and go back to your first girlfriend after getting the 2nd gf preggers. Bad bad idea. (School Days)
Proof
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKsJunlsgFk&feature=related
 

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Lekonua said:
Most certainly the inverse relationship between badassery and life expectancy.

More badass = shorter lifespan.
*Wipes tears away* You fuckin' tell 'em!