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We were all prepared for days without power and then nothing, not even rain, it went around us. totally uncoolGudrests said:
ALL THE MOVIES I'M THINKING OF, OH GOD! THE HOORRROOORRR!!Mid-Boss said:
I'm thinking of a movie to where a chick is trying to get a job, her mom says "Don't fart on the leather chair. *MAKES VERY LOUD SOUND!* Or else he'll fire you. Other then that, you don't want to sound morrally bankrupt at a job interview, make it sound like that if you were to be hit by a plane, you'd only want to go to work.
My tibits, don't do drugs, kids, or you will look like THIS!... Just be glad its spoliered.
Also, smoking kills, you don't want thatzz...
[1] Thats right, you'll look like Maryln Manson.
The life tip I most frequently give is that regardless of how cool most of my stories sound, I'm not a god example. Sure, I've done a ton of cool shit, but I've also nearly killed myself a few times, and definitely run the risk of finding a pack of angry parents, complete with pitchforks and torches, at my door.
No matter what, I'm NOT a good example. But I do have good advice, although it's best combined with NOT following in my footsteps.
Also, my mother decided the ideal sex-ed advice was to 'tie a knot in it'; it being my tallywhacker.
Also:
No matter what, I'm NOT a good example. But I do have good advice, although it's best combined with NOT following in my footsteps.
Also, my mother decided the ideal sex-ed advice was to 'tie a knot in it'; it being my tallywhacker.
Also:
1. nobody is flawless, have faith in your friends and family then forgive when they fail
2. freedom and money cannot exist together
3. you have been fooled into thinking heaven is after you die
4. intelligent and educated are two completely different things
5. It's all just a ride
My five pence :3
2. freedom and money cannot exist together
3. you have been fooled into thinking heaven is after you die
4. intelligent and educated are two completely different things
5. It's all just a ride
My five pence :3
1. Atheist can be (and usually are) annoying religious idiots. Keep both your beliefs and/or lack of belief to yourself, no on wants to hear it.
2. Circumcision is the worst decision any well well-intended parent can make for their son. Don't delude yourself into believing that your are experiencing sex the way nature and evolution intended if you are circumcised.
3. You are friend-zoned because women construe your excessive emotionality and want as feminine and needy. A woman wants to lose herself and feel secure in your masculinity. Most women are emotional and neurotic enough without having to deal with your emotional bullshit.
4. Never tolerate a woman's bullshit. If a woman is emotional and upset, distract them: pick them up and dance, tell a story, take her for a walk. If that doesn't work, leave her alone. If it never works, dump her. And remember, infidelity is never justifiable. A woman who uses you to rescue her, she will eventually use another man to rescue her from you
5. Emo and self-pity is narcissism disguised as depth, and this is why people resent your woe-is-me bullshit
6. Contrary to popular belief, depression is not a painful experience. Depression is a numbing strategy usually developed in childhood as a way to keep you safe from the consequences of your anger. An emotionally healthy person can allow himself to feel anger without reacting to it. When you numb yourself from real pain (anger). you block off the joy in your life and become depressed.
7. Cigarettes stunt emotional growth. Smoking seems fun because life at an early age is relatively easy. But look at a smoker in his/her 40 and tell me they look happy.
8. Japanese culture is not amazing. Japanese culture is oppressive and stifling and that's why so many nips kill themselves. Weeaboos have Peter Pan syndrome.
9. Spend time with other men. Spending time with a hunting party (camping, sports, beach, pub, etc) creates a sense of belonging, well-being and safety in this world. It is also how you will make connections.
10. The older you get, the more your market value increases. At your age (20s) women are over-valued in society. By the time your're 30 or 40, it will be a man's market. Don't be in such a hurry to commit.
11. Do not have a child with a woman unless you have been with her for more then a few trouble-free years. If you have a kid with a ****, prepare to support a family that you will NEVER be a part of.
12. Sometimes your dick knows things better then you do. If you can't get it up for a particular woman, that is your subconscious telling you that she is not right for you.
13. Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her.
14. Your impending sense of doom is nothing but emotional residue- there is nothing wrong. Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong. You deal with problems as they arise, no big deal.
15. Honor is a male abstraction, don't expect women to understand.
2. Circumcision is the worst decision any well well-intended parent can make for their son. Don't delude yourself into believing that your are experiencing sex the way nature and evolution intended if you are circumcised.
3. You are friend-zoned because women construe your excessive emotionality and want as feminine and needy. A woman wants to lose herself and feel secure in your masculinity. Most women are emotional and neurotic enough without having to deal with your emotional bullshit.
4. Never tolerate a woman's bullshit. If a woman is emotional and upset, distract them: pick them up and dance, tell a story, take her for a walk. If that doesn't work, leave her alone. If it never works, dump her. And remember, infidelity is never justifiable. A woman who uses you to rescue her, she will eventually use another man to rescue her from you
5. Emo and self-pity is narcissism disguised as depth, and this is why people resent your woe-is-me bullshit
6. Contrary to popular belief, depression is not a painful experience. Depression is a numbing strategy usually developed in childhood as a way to keep you safe from the consequences of your anger. An emotionally healthy person can allow himself to feel anger without reacting to it. When you numb yourself from real pain (anger). you block off the joy in your life and become depressed.
7. Cigarettes stunt emotional growth. Smoking seems fun because life at an early age is relatively easy. But look at a smoker in his/her 40 and tell me they look happy.
8. Japanese culture is not amazing. Japanese culture is oppressive and stifling and that's why so many nips kill themselves. Weeaboos have Peter Pan syndrome.
9. Spend time with other men. Spending time with a hunting party (camping, sports, beach, pub, etc) creates a sense of belonging, well-being and safety in this world. It is also how you will make connections.
10. The older you get, the more your market value increases. At your age (20s) women are over-valued in society. By the time your're 30 or 40, it will be a man's market. Don't be in such a hurry to commit.
11. Do not have a child with a woman unless you have been with her for more then a few trouble-free years. If you have a kid with a ****, prepare to support a family that you will NEVER be a part of.
12. Sometimes your dick knows things better then you do. If you can't get it up for a particular woman, that is your subconscious telling you that she is not right for you.
13. Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her.
14. Your impending sense of doom is nothing but emotional residue- there is nothing wrong. Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong. You deal with problems as they arise, no big deal.
15. Honor is a male abstraction, don't expect women to understand.
Wow...just wowguise709 said:
My list
1. If you ever encounter someone who tells you that the widely accepted scientifically supported theories just walk away. Best case they are misinformed and crazy, worst case they are right and the church will execute them.
2. If a girl doesn't want to talk about her past relationships, don't force it you are what's important there is a reason her past is her past
3. If a girl asks you if it really hurts to get kicked in the balls, walk away....walk away fast
4. The Tea Party is full of people who will drive America even further into the ground.
5. Anything from High School probably won't last.
Sugary Breakfast cereal is good for dessert, a tasty snack, and maybe a topping for ice cream, but NEVER for breakfast. Eat that "complete breakfast" that it claims to be "part of" first, and then have it. Get them out of order and you'll be starving by 11--even if you ate it at 10.
It's not what we don't know that hurts us. What hurts us is what we are sure we know that simply isn't true.
Did you make up this macho, racist crap yourself, or copy it off the Stormfront website? " Japanese culture is oppressive and stifling and that's why so many nips kill themselves." That's a beaut, and you get extra douche points for slipping in the gratuitous ethnic slur.guise709 said:
If you ever lose your phone charger, go to the nearest hotel and say you think you left it there. They'll hand you a box full of them, and chances are, they'll have your type. Phone chargers are the most left behind object at hotels.
And if you are a waiter, then always draw a smiley face on the cheque. It is actually proven that it will give you a better tip.
And if you are a waiter, then always draw a smiley face on the cheque. It is actually proven that it will give you a better tip.