Lines from movies that would be pretty cool on a T-shirt.

[Keepitclean]

"Hey terrorist!!! Terrorize this!!!" Team America World Police.
Have all airport staff all over the world wear those.

 

[Cargando]

I've got a t-shirt that says 'I'm having an old friend for dinner' on, that's quite cool. Can't think of an others right now...

 

[Omikron009]

There's one shirt I know of that has a picture of Charles Manson (for those of you who don't know who he is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0) on it and on the back says "charlie don't surf." Hurr hurr.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

A picture of a big guy asleep on a sofa, and underneath it just says:
Cornetto.

Nice, i would buy that, not many poeple would get it though.

Also, to add to the king pow list,

"Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggie go oink-oink, how bout you?"

"Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die."

Awesome, i would love the first one.

 

[waterhazard]

Here comes the obligatory tit scene

 

[Archer147]

A picture of a big guy asleep on a sofa, and underneath it just says:
Cornetto.

Nice, i would buy that, not many poeple would get it though.

You'd be surprised.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"I love lamp"

 

[Vern]

"Am I the only fucking professional around here?" - Mr. Pink, Reservoir Dogs.

 

[RanD00M]

Best. Movie. Quote. Ever.

You bloody ninja.What tmujir955 said.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

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[1gremlyn1]

"I want a normal gun for a normal person"
"THEY'RE FILM'N MIDGETS!!!"

If anyone can tell me where those two quotes came from, you will have a large quantity of my respect.

THEY'RE FILM'N MIDGETS is from In Bruges

Also, i think these would be good:

Don't act like you're not impressed - Anchorman

You've gotta be SHITTING me - Full Metal Jacket (it's not really exclusive to that film, but i find it more amusing said by that drill sergeant)

 

[Layz92]

A lot of things from Scarface
And a lot of thing from Snatch and Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

 

[ScarlettRage]

"Thug life"- pineapple express


ahhh i had another one but i cant rememeber it

 

[Baby Tea]

"Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone."

"What do you get when you cross a owl with a bungie cord..... My ass."

"I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.

And many more from Kung Pow.

EDIT: just wanted to add a few more

"My nipples look like Milk Duds."

"When you girls are done kissing, I've got an ass kicking for you."

"Let me know if you see a Radio Shack."

"If you've got an ass I'll kick it!"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!"

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor."

You, sir, are a hero.
Kung Pow is freaking hilarious.

May I also add:

"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"

 

[T-Bone24]

"Knights of Columbus, that's bad!"

"By the Hammer of Thor, that hurt!"

Both from Anchorman

 

[Red Right Hand]

Don't take any guff from these swine."

 

[Blindlion]

"I want a normal gun for a normal person"
"THEY'RE FILM'N MIDGETS!!!"

If anyone can tell me where those two quotes came from, you will have a large quantity of my respect.

In Bruges (sp?)

"You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."
-The Untouchables

 

[Trifixion]

...a few off the top of my head...

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

"Stand back, boy! This calls for divine intervention!"

"Man is a machine that manufactures manure."

"If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror."

"Well, I suppose I should go hunt them down one by one and kill them. God, this is getting so boring!"

 

[Fightgarr]

"Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone."

"What do you get when you cross a owl with a bungie cord..... My ass."

"I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.

And many more from Kung Pow.

EDIT: just wanted to add a few more

"My nipples look like Milk Duds."

"When you girls are done kissing, I've got an ass kicking for you."

"Let me know if you see a Radio Shack."

"If you've got an ass I'll kick it!"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!"

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor."

I feel like a red shirt with:
"You're clothes are RED!"
and a black shirt with:
"You're clothes are BLACK!"
would be amazing.