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Any instrument, especially an upright bass, if she's got an upright bass then I'm also [insert own punchline here]

enigmaticchaos said:
Well, I am imagining a man holding this, but I imagine it works for either.

Handcuffs.
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I'll second that.
Oh and a whip of course :D
 
Ryouma

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a pencil. trust me :3 school uniform with glasses and then a pencil playing around :3
 
Monkfish Acc.

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Good lord, I came in here thinking a whole manner of snarky things and each of them have already been said without a hint of sarcasm.

You know what, I'm not even fucking surprised anymore.
 
ZtH

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I can't believe this hasn't been said already, but a Companion Cube!

Really though a good book, glasses, or a sketch book.
 
K4ndY

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My sanity.

Cause unfortunately this might be the only way of getting it back after reading some of these replies...
 
Latinidiot

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2 big pints of beer, one lovingly held in my direction as if to say: Drink with me, and be invigorated.
 
Odbarc

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A paper bag on the right (wrong?) woman. She'd hold it over her face/on her head.
 
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