List of items that a woman can hold and instantly become (even) more attractive.

[The Night Shade]

A Lollipop

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

An attractive, single gay male.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

A Whip.

 

[ryanxm]

money?

 

[nyx15]

... awhip or riding crop... yes I am that kind of guy, okay?!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Let's see...
Nothing.
If they lack a good personality or what ever, then they're ugly no matter what they wear, hold or do.
Edit: Also: To everyone who said "my penis"... I am disappoint.

 

[Busdriver580]

A severed head
I like 'em a little crazy.

 

[Watchmacallit]

Wonder Woman's whip

 

[Treblaine]

What can a woman can hold and instantly become more attractive, well how about my pen- *smacks self*

oh, sorry, I only just stopped myself there. Yeah, I guess just my nerd talking here, a classic PS1 controller:

 

[Sephychu]

Guitar Hero controller. No word of a lie.

 

[Quazimofo]

There isn't much that would make a girl more attractive to me, but there are some things that tip me off as to what she's interested in, which might make me more attracted to her.
Like a good book or a video game controller. Or maybe a handfull of dice. Roll to see if you hit!

same here, or something really really badass like a weapon of some kind, like a scythe

 

[LCP]

Me

 

[deckai]

A book... (you know.. the sexy librarian thing)

 

[northeast rower]

Bass guitar, camera.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

An intelligent conversation.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Whatever the hell the thing in this picture is. A vacuum powered wrench... thing?

Spoiler: Large Image

Her clothes.

Get it? Get it? Get it?
BECAUSE IF SHE HOLD CLOTHE THEN SHE NOT WEAR CLOTHE!
iOH HO HO HO HO! OH HO! LADY SHOW HER BOOBIES TO EVERYONE

OH IS FUNNY JOKE COS LADIES NORMALLY WEAR CLOTHES!
OH HO HO!

Unless of course she was holding up some clothes because you had to help her choose what to wear to go out, and she was one of those stereotypical tedious women that spend hours getting ready to go out and only appear in sitcoms.

That would be less good.

An intelligent conversation.

That's... actually quite clever. Kudos.

 

[Acidwell]

A cat. Awesome, cute, and sexy all in one

 

[Myf]

Read this while imagining a kind, confused and giggly voice... much less mean that way xD

Girl+controller/game related objects seems to tickle a lot of guys minds but then again many seem to be tired of gaming girls making themselves heard, why is that?!

Does the sexiness go away if we pwn ur asses in a game? <3


oh and btw, I'm not into girls so I have to say that I prefer a dude holding a retarded persian kitten!

 

[Gilfareth]

What if naked sister is burn victim?

But if naked sister was burn victim... THEN WHO WAS THE PHONE?!