List of items that a woman can hold and instantly become (even) more attractive.

[El Poncho]

My penis? l0l0l0l.

Hmm, nerdy things maybe, like a Pokéball.

 

[Krantos]

A book. ANY Book. While I would prefer someone who doesn't read Twilight, a literate woman with poor taste is still more attractive than one who doesn't read at all.

Things they can hold that makes them less attractive?
A bottle of alcohol
A cigarette

 

[Sicram]

A recently fired smoking plasma handgun

 

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Gotta say, it is difficult to determine a clear winner between a sword (or weapon of some form), a guitar (or bass), and elemental magic.

I'm not going for realism here =P

 

[Jackhorse]

I'm going to go with a chess peice. It just indicates that theyre not a two dimensional airhead, that they're a real person thus making them seem more approachable. If you had to pick a girl on appearences alone wouldn't you rather know she has other interests than just turning you on?

 

[Jack Macaque]

Any sort of rounded tube shaped object, or anything with something on it in that shape.

 

[2-part Epoxy]

Cake. Or, if you prefer, pie.

A mirror, though this may only work for me.

Hahaa!

 

[Lieju]

Well, tarantulas or other non-lethal invertebrates for me, and possibly snakes. As it suggest they are okay with that kind of things. And women who like bugs turn me on. But if they are those who handle dangerous animals, that's just dumb.

Also, I guess anything that suggest they are scientists?
Show some skills with a soil sampling device or something?


Stuff like swords or guns can make them cool, but that doesn't really translate as "attractive", to me, necessarily. Guns are scary. Women with guns are scary. I don't find scary women attractive. They scare me.

 

[Odbarc]

A fake ID!

 

[Vie]

A lit Cigarette.

I hate smoking, but an attractive woman smoking - despite the fact she would as a result stink - gets me rather.. ..interested.

 

[Quaxar]

A copy of Portal 2?

I'm going even further... Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel Edition. For me.

 

[Aethren]

A radish.

Self-explanatory.

 

[lacktheknack]

The severed head of your worst enemy.

I'm not good at this.

 

[charlest92]

More attractive:
A bigass cookie.
A damned good book.
A laptop.
a sword or a gun.

Less attractive:
Twilight novels.
Cigarettes.
Babies.
Bags from the mall, her purse, and her cell phone that she is talking on at the same time on one arm, I prefer someone who doesn't shop at the mall unless its only at the mall.

 

[Danial]

What ever the hell Felicia Day is dressed in in that dragon age Web show.

 

[Oskamunda]

A bra.

[having just removed it, of course]

 

[hazabaza1]

Another girl's boobs. With the other girl still attached, obviously.

Not necessarily.
...
;D

OT: I want to make some snarky comment like "penis" but I already made one so I guess I'll say... lightsabre.

 

[TheeBassMasta]

A guitar

 

[moretimethansense]

*insert phallic object here*.

That's what she said amirite?

By the way your user name + What I quoted = about the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Now that that's out of the way.

Spoiler: A cuddley toy.

Spoiler: Glasses

Spoiler: I'm running out of ideas, would holding her own knees count? What about if she were holding in her own tears as well?

Erm, rope?
How about cuffs?
A copy of Okami?
A brand new GPU?
A cute cat?

Honestly I'm not sure there's anything that an attractive woman can hold that won't make her more so.