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Jolly Co-operator

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I've probably played many games that were far worse when I was younger, but I can't really remember them, so I'm going to say Dragonball: Ultimate Tenkaichi.

First off, I have to admit that the game has some redeeming factors. The game's graphics are a faithful depiction of the show's art style, the music is perfect for a DBZ brawl, and the story I have such a nostalgic attachment to was presented well. Plus, for the first time, they actually let you create your own character, and have it take part in a sort of "what if" storyline. I definitely would like to see the character creator return in future games. And, on a much more petty note, I thought the cover art looked pretty cool.

Now, onto the shitty parts: All of the gameplay. All of it. The gameplay amounts to a playing Rock-Paper-Scissors over and over again, with little to no strategy involved. I nearly felt insulted by the simplicity of the combat system. I can't even say that it makes for a decent spectacle, because every character's attack animations are virtually identical. When you manage to make every character from a diverse cast feel exactly the same, and make DBZ fights look boring, you know you've fucked up.

That Rock-Paper-Scissors comparison was no exaggeration, by the way. Here's how it usually goes: Player 1 hits combo by mashing the one attack button five times. If player 2's brain is made of pudding and he didn't block the predictable onslaught, a prompt comes up where each combatant pushes a button. Whoever pushed the best button wins, and then goes into some attack animations that take up more time than the interactive portions of gameplay. And, like I've said before, these animations are the same for every character, making them even more repetitive. Rinse and repeat until someone's character dies.
 

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The worst was probably this little History Channel RTS. I think it was called Great Battles of Rome, or something. Anyways, it sucked. Fucking terribly.
 

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Al-Bundy-da-G said:
I like how almost all of these are games that the posters just didn't like as opposed to actually bad games. Games that had bad controls or boring stories. Lots of CoD's, games with bad stories but solid controls and gameplay.

There's not many bad games like that big rig racing game, or Ride to Hell, or even the ET game that everyone knows about but never played. We need to set a line between bad games and games that we just dislike.

That being said the worst game I've ever personally played?

I honestly can't tell whether this is a joke or not.
Which is why I decided to play it safe and give a response for either of those.
 

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Clowndoe said:
I can trump everyone here. I actually played Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Other games listed at least had a minimum of technical adequacy - Even Sonic '06.

A racing game that you payed for, had one map, let you have one opponent with literally no AI (it stood in place at the starting line), no collision with buildings and bridges, the ability to reverse to an unlimited speed, and a slew of other problems. But don't take my word for it:


"You're winner!!!"

Sure doesn't feel like it.
I'll see your Big Rigs, and raise you Pool of Radiance, Ruins of Myth Drannor. At least Big Rigs didn't uninstall vital system files.
 

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SilkySkyKitten said:
In b4 half of the responses are "CoD/Battlefield/Halo/Skyrim/Half-Life 2/*insert popular game here*, lolz"
We don't actually get that much any more. We get far more people saying what you are saying then people attacking popular games for no reason. Just saying. Its like when people post 2 pages worth of "EPIC SHITSTORM COMING GUYS" and no shitstorm materialises.
Although in all seriousness, for me it would have to be Spy Games: Elevator Mission. It's not buggy or incomplete or anything of that sort. It works as it probably was intended to work. However, since it's obvious the developer's intention was "make the most boring and worst possible Wolfenstein 3D clone with no redeeming qualities and stick it on the Wii", the game plummets into being easily the game I despise the most out of everything I've played. And considering I rarely ever end up hating a game (the only two others I can think of being Duke Nukem: Forever and Need for Speed: Undercover), that is saying something.
Worst game I have ever played?

A Game of Thrones: Genesis.

Fuck that game. Fuck Cyanide Studios. Fuck George RR Martin for being a fucking moron and giving Cyanide the rights. That game was painfully bad. It was barely playable, looked like ass, lagged out despite looking worse than a game made a decade earlier (Warcraft 3.). So yeah. A game of thrones genesis.

Also, Looking over the first page... There are three posts going "Wow, Intelligent discussion/OMFG TROLL POSTS COMING!" and two posts in which popular things are being bashed. One accurately stating that FF7 and Baldurs Gate do not stand the test of time, cause they don't (I tried with Baldurs Gate. I really did.) and one ME3, which is fair enough.

Nobody has said CoD. Or BF. Or HALO. Or Skyrim. Or HL2. Two people, out of 35, have made unpopular statements, not even close to the 50% you were predicting.

Guys, can we get over ourselves and accept that as a site we have moved on and matured slightly?
 

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wombat_of_war said:
Fallere825 said:
a game called Gothic is the worst game I've ever played, It took me 10 minutes of mashing random keys followed by 2 minutes Google searching just how to pick up items off the ground.

For some reason you need to use the action key + the down key to pick up items off the ground, and to open chests its the action key + the up key, to loot the chest it was the action key and the Right key, in all of these examples wouldn't just the action key work? surely the fact that im using the action key means I want to make an action.

although reading some of what you guys have played I might be blessed in the fact that this is the worst game that I have came across.
thats how you pick things up? you lasted longer than i did with it and i never did work out how to pick things up
I did play it after learning the different controls for the action key, but it did get on my nerves, not the fact that that's how the controls were, but the fact that they didn't bother telling you.
 

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Fucking ET, I had to play that fucking piece of shit for 4 hours because I lost a bet. Whoever made that game can go fuck themselves.
 

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trty00 said:
The gameplay is afwul generic trash, two weapon limit, iron sights (not that I am against iron sights all together they work in some games well), regenerating shields, dumbed down vigours and strictly linear level design.

The story is not only insultingly stupid (nonsensical magic is written off with poor references to theoretical physics in an attempt to seem deep) it is actually broken, the story constantly contradicts itself in terms of tone, characterization and even it's own internal logic.
 

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Fable 3. It destroyed everything I loved about the first, and everything I barely tolerated about the second.
 

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I would have to say Call of Duty: World at War for the Wii because I love the same game for the PS3 and the sheer drop in clarity and aesthetics on the Wii is heart wrenching.

The graphics are so bad that I needed to stop playing it because it was making me physically ill just looking at the game.
 

Brian Tams

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Well, I played Superman 64 back in the day, so there's that.

Ummm, the N64 port of Doom was horrendously done. It was the most broken pile of shit I had ever seen.
 

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As there is no qualification in the OP that states these have to be the worst games we as a collective audience have ever played on a technical level...

Slenderman.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I'm not normally easily scared by media that I know going in is intentionally scary. The worst most horror films, for example, ever make me feel is uncomfortable.

Slenderman scared the pants off me. I only played a couple of months back, years after the big hype. I didn't really know too much about it mechanically, but I knew what people said about it. I'd travelled with a couple of mates to visit another friend who's moved away. He suggested we play it before we went out that night. So, I'd had a couple of drinks but wasn't yet drunk (deduce for yourself whether that left my mental state negatively disposed to a game like this), he turned out the lights and I was first up, playing in pitch black.

I was awful at it. I think I got two pages, before I turned around... and there he was! I screamed, leapt away from the screen and curled up in the fetal position on the floor.

Despite my nervous giggling before this happened, at no point during that game did I have any fun at all.

All kudos for that game doing to me exactly what it set out to do, but fuck me... Worst game I have ever submitted myself to. That image is still burned into my brain.
 

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The worst 2 games I have ever played (to completion, because I am sadist and mascochistic) are the original Spec Ops and Army Men: Sarges Heroes 2... Both games were inexplicably nails, both games looked horrific and made eyes bleed within 40 yards, whether they were looking at it or not, both games were glitchy as fuck and both were incredibly short, with no story what so ever...
 

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Sam Lowry said:
Naughty Bear.

A terribly broken and soul-crushingly unfunny Manhunt clone.
It had so much potential...that first level was alright but...That game hurt me...

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I thought Dragon Ball: Ultimate Tenkaichi was a load of garbage...and this is coming from someone who enjoyed playing Shaq-Fu (on the SNES). I'm not really big into fighting games to begin with but I remember liking Shin Budokai on the PSP. I also remember playing around with a friend's copy of Super Butoden [sub][sub]that was on his computer[/sub][/sub] and I liked that as well. Not that I expect a fighting game to stay the same after a decade and a half...

That last sentence reminded me: Mortal Kombat on the Game Boy is the all-time worst game I've ever played. It's like a step-and-a-half up from the Tiger hand-held version.
 

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I was made to play those 'learning games' back when that was a fad in schools.

So...yeah. I win thread? Because I think I do. They have to be the worst thing ever to have graced gaming... early 80's gamez for schools on that archaic computer schools got donated...

I'm fairly sure they're the reason no one tries to approach the education format again. Too much of a bad taste in their mouth over THOSE days.
 

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Hmm...

Back in the PS2 days, I happened across a game called Red Ninja: End of Honour. It was in a bargain bin somewhere, cost me $2. I think - and I'm fairly confident in my assessment - that the entire point of the game was just to stare up the bottom of the kimono of the female ninja you're playing as. It is, at best, a poorly executed Tenchu ripoff with a host of untapped potential, and at worst, a mind-numbing slog through uninteresting environmental traversal, AI that are incapable of standing up to you in a fight, a lack of any real motivation for what you're doing, and controls that oftentimes feel more adversarial than the enemies you're facing. It works, to be sure, but it's the only game I've ever played that manages to make being a ninja feel completely boring.

Special mention goes to Superman 64, which I rented when I was a kid, and knew immediately was a steaming pile of shit. And childhood me enjoyed just about everything he played, so that game must be a special kind of awful.
 

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That Ghostbusters effort that was put out a few years ago. As a big fan of the movies (yes, both of them!), The Real Ghostbusters cartoons and the associated toys and books, I was stoked about this game, especially when I heard it would feature many of the old cast members doing their respective characters voice-acting and that it was written by Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd.

Never have my hopes been dashed so much by a game as it was awful! I hated the umpteen-squillion mods that were made to the proton-pack, the overall gameplay, iffy voice-acting, pitiful excuses to revisit old locations from the films and the whole thing felt more like an arcade button-masher, which when you add-in some shoddy partner AI, a drawn out and improbable storyline and a glitch that meant I never saw the ending cutscene, is pretty bad! I traded it in after one playthrough and I don't miss it!