*sigh*Hubilub said:
Why?I'm glad you threw his bag in a puddle. Little *****. Some peoples' kids...
Little shits who think the're tough.
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Why?I'm glad you threw his bag in a puddle. Little *****. Some peoples' kids...
I came out as gay in Year 11, so all the little homophobic shits had some material on me. Unfortunately, I had the fact I've been going to the gym and the weights for the past two years. One child in around Year 8 called me a "homo", I responded with a heel-palm to the jaw. Sweet catharsis.
I remember this one time a little feller tried to square up to me, presumably because I'm the smallest in my group of friends. It was funny because after flinging a few insults he charged at me, I sidestepped and he tripped over a kerb and into a metal fence. Needless to say the crowd that gathered around all had a good laugh that day and I haven't heard from him since.
Another instance was when a bully in my year squared up to me for no reason as they often do. He usually only picked on younger people but again, I was pretty small at the time. A crowd gathered as usual and he lunged, I sidestepped and smacked him on the back of the head. He cried to the teacher that I beat him up but the crowd wasn't on his side and he got suspended for a week. ^_^ Good times.
Another instance was when a bully in my year squared up to me for no reason as they often do. He usually only picked on younger people but again, I was pretty small at the time. A crowd gathered as usual and he lunged, I sidestepped and smacked him on the back of the head. He cried to the teacher that I beat him up but the crowd wasn't on his side and he got suspended for a week. ^_^ Good times.
Are you kidding, some of the little 1st years at my school are complete shits, although that said, so are a lot of the 2nd and 3rd year.T-Bone24 said:
So this is like a month ago and two kids one who i later found out was 14 I am 16 6"0 and about 170 pounds this guy is like 120 lbs and about 5 inches shorter than me he also had a freind who I would say is about 4"0 well there was a reason he stayed behind his freind with a knife whils his freind tried to take my money needless to say, I'm a fairly confident fighter and couldve taken them both weapon or not, so while walking backwards (my house was like 20 m away) I just did some shit talking asking them what would they do (they lacked confidence I guessed) , so I pretty much just walked to my house...and then the cops later catch them they get charged and expelled and look like complete idiots. Theres a big difference between bravery and running in and getting urself in huge shit.
If that defines retard, call me McSpackle, Lord High Vizier of the Mentally Deficient. As for me, I prefer referring to myself as "unobservant." Also "tall"...curse you, low-hanging branches.zp=funiestthingever said:
EDIT: Actually, depends on the speed of the collision. Did he bump into the locker, or run into it? If it was just a bump, McSpackle's reign continues...but if the little twat actually slammed into it, I feel safe passing the torch.
yeah Ive encountered these barely human things in the past one notable time I was in school maybe 15 I was being harassed by a bunch of them I ended picking one up holding him up against a wall shouting in his ear then carrying him over to a muddy banking and throwing him down. yeah I may be quiet but I have limits.
on a side note I beat the crap of a 16 year old (a big one) bully when I was skinny 7 year old ... Id taken $#!& from him for a year I dont remember what he said that finally made me snap but I just charged into his legs knocked him over pinned him and layed into his face as hard as I could over and over he cried and kept asking for his mam after I was dragged off him. never saw the guy again. even the teachers were on my side he deserved it so much.
on a side note I beat the crap of a 16 year old (a big one) bully when I was skinny 7 year old ... Id taken $#!& from him for a year I dont remember what he said that finally made me snap but I just charged into his legs knocked him over pinned him and layed into his face as hard as I could over and over he cried and kept asking for his mam after I was dragged off him. never saw the guy again. even the teachers were on my side he deserved it so much.
My story, my story! So, me and my friend are walking home from school. I'm in year 13, he's in year 12. But this bunch of kids starts pestering us, a variety of year 7s to 9s. Apparently they had been taught by my friend's mother at Primary school, and saw this as a good reason to try and annoy us. We try to brush them off, by friend making non-committal comments about his mum teaching them. Then they start taking the piss out of how talks. That in itself is pretty weird; I would have understood if they've made fun of my voice as I sound quite posh, but my friend just sounds... normal. So anyway, they're then walking behind us, sniggering. One of the year 7s starts 'seatbelting' me (this is where you grab the back of someone's bag and yank back hard, jerking them backwards). After him doing this a couple of times, I swing round and tell him to fuck off. Any reasonable person would see at this point that I'm not going to put up with this. But no, the kid feels the need to give my bag another pull.
At which point I fly off the handle and in the words of my friend, "Go Batman on his arse." I grabbed him by the neck, pulled him over to a wall and yelled in his face "Fucking look at me! Is this fucking funny?". Yes I know it was a bit much, put sometimes things just push me too far. I then stride off with my friend in tow, having snapped out of it. His year 9 sister had a yell at us, but to be honest, what did he expect to happen?
It's irrelevant whether the person who retaliates finds this funny, or is proud of what they've done, it's just what happens when you try to piss off someone bigger than you.
At which point I fly off the handle and in the words of my friend, "Go Batman on his arse." I grabbed him by the neck, pulled him over to a wall and yelled in his face "Fucking look at me! Is this fucking funny?". Yes I know it was a bit much, put sometimes things just push me too far. I then stride off with my friend in tow, having snapped out of it. His year 9 sister had a yell at us, but to be honest, what did he expect to happen?
Maybe food chain is a bad way to put it... But if they are indeed 'top of the food chain' as you say they'll soon find out that if they act like pricks to people bigger, older and stronger than them they won't stay there for very long. Not because they need to be taught a lesson. Just because that's how things work. In the example above from my life it turns out that they shouldn't try to piss off a total stranger who's bigger than they are, because they might find out that the stranger has anger issues that occasionally come to a head.Caliostro said:
It's irrelevant whether the person who retaliates finds this funny, or is proud of what they've done, it's just what happens when you try to piss off someone bigger than you.
Yea once happened to me
This is what happened,no kidding.
a child 12 years old in a weelchair comes up to me and starts yelling i was talking behind his back about his handicap,i started yelling i didnt do a thing,the child starts saying things about my mother so ...
When he wanted to roll back i shoved a stick between the weels of his weelchair he fell and now i have detention for 3 weeks...
But he deserved i still told myself.
till i saw he couldnt get back into his weelchair
I fellt a weird tingling in my back is this what they call pity?
This is what happened,no kidding.
a child 12 years old in a weelchair comes up to me and starts yelling i was talking behind his back about his handicap,i started yelling i didnt do a thing,the child starts saying things about my mother so ...
When he wanted to roll back i shoved a stick between the weels of his weelchair he fell and now i have detention for 3 weeks...
But he deserved i still told myself.
till i saw he couldnt get back into his weelchair
I fellt a weird tingling in my back is this what they call pity?
I really think it's hilarious. I like verbally humilating them whenever it's done.
My only definition of tough is when you don't complain. Period. And apparently thinking themselves as steriod-using superkids makes them tough...
My only definition of tough is when you don't complain. Period. And apparently thinking themselves as steriod-using superkids makes them tough...
I remember one incident where a young kid in my school called my friend, who was a girl, fat.
As he was walking away, I tapped him on the shoulder and told him to apologise. He said no, so I picked him up and took him over there and told him to say it. He kept saying "It wasn't me!" even though I had saw the little fucker do it, but I kept him there anyway until he apologised and ran away.
Felt good man
As he was walking away, I tapped him on the shoulder and told him to apologise. He said no, so I picked him up and took him over there and told him to say it. He kept saying "It wasn't me!" even though I had saw the little fucker do it, but I kept him there anyway until he apologised and ran away.
Felt good man
I'd say there's a similar problem in my school, but its not so much that they think they're hard its the stuff they say... I mean its just plain filth and i would get a forum ban for sure by regurgitating any of it, and frankly its just not right some of the stuff they come out with, I don't quite think they understand what they are talking about half the time!
3 friends and I were walking down a hallway. A group of 4 year 6s the size of 2 textbooks come down and call us terrorists. Now 2 of my friends were Irish and the other was Muslim. The Irish ones had bottles of some sort of -ade and my Muslim friend knew Arabic. My Muslim friend starts saying something intimidating to them in Arabic and while they are distracted, I tripped 2 and the -ade fell on their heads. It didn't end with that, though.
A couple days later they come up to me. They really didn't learn. I just swung my backpack at them and they ran away. I really didn't understand it...my backpack was empty.
A couple days later they come up to me. They really didn't learn. I just swung my backpack at them and they ran away. I really didn't understand it...my backpack was empty.
It's pretty easy to scare the shit out of them. Just check if they have any older brothers you should know about first.
The problem is that they would call me a ****** from a half mile away. I just don't want to chase them down.Caliostro said:
What in God, the Saints, and Nine Hells names is wrong with the younger generation? they are getting so damn dumb and full of themselves they have trouble seeing the light out of their ass while their heads are in it!
Being a Young Adult myself, i do nothing but look back and look down in disgust with the idiots that littered Highschools and Elementaries, yes, even in Elementary they had attitude. Though no bully ever bugged me without me breaking their arm and rib cage just by pushing them to the ground
Being a Young Adult myself, i do nothing but look back and look down in disgust with the idiots that littered Highschools and Elementaries, yes, even in Elementary they had attitude. Though no bully ever bugged me without me breaking their arm and rib cage just by pushing them to the ground