Little shits who think the're tough.

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Rynozeros

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There where three "major" incidents when I was in sixth form concerning Year 10s. All with the space of three days.

First day, it was a nice summer day and we were hanging out in the yard outside the common room, a group of about 20 year 10s came up, just stood there and started hurling abuse initially we hurl abuse back and then they started throwing stones. Instead of throwing stones back my mate ran off to the toilet filled a 500ml bottle came back and threw it into the the crowd of year 10's. Humiliation for them and hilarity for us ensued for the rest of the day.

Second day, we were playing football on the field at lunch again it was a sunny day. A few year tens came over and started hurling abuse. We didn't care, we were playing footy. Anyway one of them runs towards our bags and just as he bent down another friend blasted the ball with pure ferocity right into the kids face. He went down like he had been shot. This time a larger group saw what happened and started kicking off. My friend went to talk them and they jumped on him, like all 30 of them. We rushed over about 10 -15 of us and beat the shit out them.

Third day, we were playing football again. And we could see they were lurking. Waiting for us to kick the ball near them so they could run off with it. Eventually it was kicked near them and I saw this and started charging full speed for it. The leader of the group went to pick it up and I slammed into him, knocking him across a gravelly path, face first into the rails protecting the teachers car park and reclaiming the ball. The others backed off.

No disciplinary action or happened to us and they left us alone after that.

TL;DR

First day = Abusive Year 10s get covered in urine.
Second day = Abusive Year 10s get the shit beaten out of them.
Third day = Abusive year 10s watch leader get humiliated.

No disciplinary action.
 

Blatherscythe

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Well there was this time in grade 8 when a gang of kids were following me to the bus stop harrasing me, intent on beating me up, 2 were my size, 1 was a head bigger than me (he actually beat me up) and there was this one little shit who hung around them and decided to start throwing rocks at me. I decided to say "I'm going to kick your ass for that you litte piece of fucking shit!" the big fat ass goes in front of me saying "no you won't *continues to get in my face*" I respond with "fuck off" he says "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?! *beats me up*". When I reported it he didn't get in trouble, I was the one in the wrong for threatening the little fucker and appearantly I didn't even get beaten up.

My response to the school, bull-fucking-shit!
 

Blindswordmaster

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You all remember the days where parents would beat their kids? I didn't fuck up because I knew that me dad would come home and beat my ass. Kids today need to fear their parents. That's what makes someone good and moral, fear. I'm proud to say that if and when I have kids, you can be sure that I'll beat them is they even think about acting like these little shits. In the words of Bender,"Have you ever tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"

Never be afraid to slap a *****. If someone acts like a little *****, treat them like one and ***** slap them.
 

Kozo

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Personally I've never had that problem.. Mostly because they know what me and my friends would have done to them if they pulled a stunt like that..

Maybe the lack of respect? You just have to show those little bastards where their place is..
 

soren7550

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Two sets of people I know like that: The middle schoolers at my school (it goes from 7th to 12th grade, along w/ a Middle College and an ACL 'school' that I just refer to as the Rikers Kids.) and my younger brother.

Two quick stories for the two. One time my old history teacher asked if I'd chaperon for his 8th graders for this trip to the tenement museum in Manhattan. I agreed because I'd get a ton of internship hours for it and because I haven't been on a trip in years. To put it shot, they were a bunch of stuck up dickwads, complaining the whole time about walking and the restaurant that we went to (a very excellent Chinese place). By the end of the day, I was screaming curses at them because they kept walking into the middle of traffic.

My younger brotehr is much like the Middle Schoolers, except he often gives me death threats and has tried to kill me on several occasions for telling him to stop yelling at the 360. He curses out everyone else he's related to as well (including his mother) and always acts like he's the top shit.
 

Siuki

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Gunjack65 said:
In this year of school we have been brought severe irritation from a new epidemic. What do we call this epidemic? Year 7s.
I havent been at primary school for a while now nore have I been a year 7 but I must ask why exactly have this new wave of yougner kids become the gobby mouthed shites that they are?
A while ago while I was hanging around with some freinds a year 7 kid came up, couldent of been older than 11. What happened? The little guy asks one of us If we were looking at him from across the courtyard, this apparently being a declaration of war. The fact we were all older and twice his size seemed to be lost on him. He then told us if we were to do that again then he would get his 'gang' (seriously) and they would kick our heads in. So we responded how any typical person should respond. One person yanked his bag away and tossed it into a puddle. Some may call it bullying, we call it showing sombody where their place is.
So escapist. Do you have any experience with this kind of thing?
Oh lets not forget the little year 7 who clamed me and a freind were 'On their Turf'
Turf? They must have pissed on a whole bunch of buildings to tell you that.

Being not much older than 13, I can't believe how many 7th Grade douchebags you have at your school.
 

Commissar Sae

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Ah man its been years since I was in a high school. But I still remember this one time when a horde of 7s were blocking a hallway between classes. Friend of mine just grabbed one and pushed him face first into a locker. The kid then ran up behind him and kicked him in the ankle. The thing is my friends about the size of a small fridge and was pretty decently muscled even then, he just spun around glared at the kid and sent the little bastard running off down the hall. I just stood there laughing my ass off for a few minutes before getting to class.

That being said yeah I've seen a lot of kids too big for their britches.
 

Cookiegerard

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AkJay said:
jjofearth said:
Im in yr seven, and most of the people in my year are in-bred, profanity spewing chavvy dickwads. So...yeah.
If you are a year 7, then you are 12 years old.
Rules state that you need to be 13+ to join the escapist.
Please leave. now.
Oh snap! I'm sorry, I just had to do that.......
 

Thanatos5150

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Marmooset said:
Their tough what? Steak?

(Edit: Oop, now it's become the contraction for "the are" or some such. Soon this post will become completely meaningless.)
Y'know, I appreciated a good, sarcastic grammar-based zing. Especially when the zing itself looks like it was composed by somebody who does have an actual idea of what proper spelling/grammar looks like. That being said - did the thread title actually once say "their"? I read "there". This makes good zings much more difficult.

That being said, I've not run into this issue. It may be because I'm American (which sounds just as odd to me as it likely does to you, I assure you), and we use a three tiered system.. When I was in the seventh grade (We call them 'grades' not 'years') and in Middle School (Aka, Junior High, which was for years/grades 6-8 in my school district), I never once had the desire to trek two and a half miles away to piss off the High Schoolers.
Never once whilst in High School did I ever encounter a Middle School aged brat with a similar desire.
 

TheTrojanBadger

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There are not many of these kind of kids at my school, but I do meet many of them on Xbox live, unfortunately(for them). in fact, in the past two days, I have met three of these little shits, and proceeded to make all three of them cry. Some may call it mean, but I think that people whose hands can't fit around their controller and could win 1st place in the most squeaky and annoying voice competition and yet insist that they are better than me in every possible way really need to be put in their place.
 

BuckshotArtist

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Oh, this reminds me of the time this little 6th grade girl who's family is related to some sort of oil company CEO, ie. richer than the gods, starts rubbing it in my 9th grade face. I was 5' 10" in 9th grade. She just barely hit the 5 foot mark. So I kicked her in the back of the knee and she dropped to the ground in the doorway of our school. I proceeded to put my foot on her back and slam the door shut on her head until the cops showed up and pulled me off.
 

wizzerd229

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Jamieson 90 said:
wizzerd229 said:
Jamieson 90 said:
wizzerd229 said:
I go to a privet school, PreK-12th, and I'm in 11th grade, well the worst i get from 7th graders is all the guys calling me babe, I'm a dude. I want to smack them upside the head, but I, but i don't because then, i would get in so much truble
If you ever want to hurt a year 7 and make it look like an accident get them when playing football, i.e. a bad foul or blast a ball into their face, you mentioned a private school so not sure if football is popular if not Rugby is even better.

Not really done it myself but back when me and my mates were in year 11 back in the day one of the did it to some little shit who had been annoying us all day.

Him - Blasts ball into face
Kid - ARGGHH what the hell you do that for!!!! (crying & whimpering)
him - sorry kid was an accident (laughing lol)
well, here is the thing, we dont play sprts with them.
Not even at dinner time? (what I had in mind)
it isnt a boarding school.
 

TheTrojanBadger

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Blindswordmaster said:
"Yo, Mickey Mouse, shut the fuck up!" or "*****, wait till your balls drop!"
I usually use a combination of "Go away and don't come back until your balls drop!" and "Where is your mother? Shouldn't you be playing Barbie Horse Adventures at this age?"

Although, I recently used this little phrase:"You could be the poster-child for childhood delinquency ya little bastard!"
 

Doc Theta Sigma

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I honestly don't know what has happened between now (Y13) and the time I was in Year 7. When I was a Year 7 I wouldn't have dared even look at a Sixth Former for fear of them. But now they're cocky little twats. I mean in my current Sixth Form, the lowest year is Year 9 but its still pretty bad. For example, they see the need to stand at the bottom of every stairway having a conversation until you do what I do and barge through them. Yes. I have to literally wade waist deep through Year 9s to get somewhere. Although its not been as bad since a Year 9 came into the Sixth Form Centre (Banned for lower years to enter) and walk into our Y13 common room like he owned the place. You haven't seen hilarity until you've seen a Year 9 lifted up by his bag straps by four Y13s and thrown out of a window.

Don't worry. It was a ground floor window. Unfortunately.
 

GeekFury

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I remember this happened to me back in high school, though it was easly fixed, I just punched the them in the face, after the eighth bloodied and broken nose, they kinda relised pissing me off ended up in lots of pain, I got suspended twice, but was worth it.