Little shits who think the're tough.

[Popadomus Ohio]

oh, just this morning i met one of the little fuckers who was just after my fucking heart. me and my brother both walked past him and he was basically doing a personal remanke of the lonely island "classic", Jizz in my pants. as i went past him, he shouted," i saw a long haired goth and i jizzed in my pants". this suprised me because it was actually correct, and he guessed this despite the fact i am wearing thrash metal, power metal and punk rock memrobilia.
he then went on to refer to my brother as "no fear" due to the fact he was wearing a no fear bag ( he powers of observation were fucking marvellous) and ran up to us shouting to get our attention. i turned around and politely asked him to shut his mouth, and then he told me to fuck off because "this fight is beteween me and No fear". he tried to challenge my brother, the ex-wrestler, to a fight, while telling us he'dd batter us. vhe was about 5 feet tall, and my brother is nearly 6 foot, and i'm 6'2, so he obviously was either really confident or just liked punching above his weight. me and my brother had a laugh about it.

 

[Corpse XxX]

sounds like Xbox Live...

hahahaha.. WIN!!

 

[KarumaK]

When they come back and own you, let me know.

I assume you may be waiting a while

Don't doubt, with all the school shootings/stabbings nowadays... you never really know.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Well you can admire their confidence, but seriously... ha.

Dex, never, and I repeat, NEVER mistake arrogant stupidity and cock-headedness for courage.

Although, I have quite a few friends in Year 7 (kinda strange for a kid in Year 10, but hey, we all play way too many video games, so I kinda fit in), and they're pretty good, it's just those 'sporty' types that are the real twats. You get them showing up at the computers and talking shit, but they're pretty easy to ignore until they mess with your computer, then it's ON.

 

[Kwaren]

I went to a high school that had 300 people in total. Being a senior wasn't a status symbol like in other schools so if you could be picked on, you would be. One particularly dumb fellow thought it was the funniest thing in the world to poke and taunt the fat kid (me). I finally had enough of his BS and picked him up by his shirt collar and walked him to the edge of a flight of stairs and told him that if he kept it up he was going down them the next time. I set him down one step lower than me and walked off. He never messed with me again.

The moral of the story is : Don't pick on fat kids.

 

[Ildecia]

same deal for me...

in america... frisnman (9th graders) decided this year to be ignorant little fucks and think they are indeed hot shit. I am a senior (12th grade) and one of them decided for the fun of it to try and take my hat. grabbed him by the backpack, pulled him to the ground, and proceeded to tell him if he so much as touches anything of mine, i will make sure that the rest of his high school is a living hell

 

[kinggingerman]

I was the deputy head boy at my school in year 11 and i had to patrol certain areas of the school grounds to ensure people were behaving and anyway there was a year 7 being picked on by a couple of year 8s because he wore glasses (which somehow makes him gay). I told the kids to stop what they were doing and leave him alone and they promptly told me to fuck off so i warned them that if they dont theyll get hurt. The kids laughed and said i cant do anything and i said your right but as headboy i can turn a blind eye to anyone who does the kids looked quite confused at this point and then they promptly got bundled by all my mates and they started crying it was hilarious! The kids then complained to the head of year and he just asked me if it was true and i said no and he winked and went thats the correct answer and let me go and that was the end of that. I love abusing power

 

[aaronmcc]

I hate the little shits. They think it's funny to follow me around and shouting my name. Every time they see me.

I so glad I'm going to sixth form next year.

How lucky are you? I got another year of em.

I've done my time. Time to break out of this hole.

Seriously though, is it just me or do they seem to get worse every year? We were never that bad. We've got year 7s who sell drugs to the year 11s. But then again, that kid got expelled from primary for watching porn on the school's computers.

His parents must be so proud...
Actually scratch that, the parents are probably the problem in the first place.

 

[aaronmcc]

A few weeks ago at my school a group of year 7s attacked a teacher and left them bleeding on the floor. Several year 11s then heard that they were planning to do it again at the end of the day and turned up to see what was happening. The year 7s threatened to attack the teacher again and the 11s said they would beat the shit out of the 7s if they tried. They wouldn't back down and ended up in a fight against people twice their size who, as promised, beat them up.

I can't believe that anyone in my year when I was a year 7 would have dared to try anything like that.

I smell expulsion followed by a life of crime.

 

[aaronmcc]

being in year 5 in secondary school in ireland( look it up!)
most people in my class are racist joke spewing dickwads- one little guy said to get my long haired russian ass of his 'turf' i made some extremelly intelligent fight back then he said he's gonna get his 'homies' and kick my head in- ahh wannabe gangsters- oh and my school is mixed between primary and secondary.

is that shamus ghostface killa? i hate that guy

 

[Arashiofordo3]

Unlike many of the examples here I'm nether perticuarly tall, big, or strong. I also ware glasses and have long hair so I was already a target. The fact I had a twin brother just made me stand out even more so I had a lot to put up with during those years, combined with my normal methord of ignoring the abuse hearled at me and bottling it all up inside, I was normally considered a first class geek. Now I could have got some big friends to help out, however, I was struggled at making friends because my year 6 teacher alienated me from the rest of my class due to the fact I don't like football (soccer to you americans) made getting big friends rather... difficult . However, I wasn't entirely defenseless. What many people don't know about me is that I'm fast, really fast, and quite acrobatic.

This one time I was wandering along a corridor at the end of the day, there where few other people around save for a group of about 4 chavs who thought it would be a good idea to take the mick out of me due to the aforementioned facts. The usual calls of "gay" "gimp" and "geek" sang out but I ignored them. Up until the point when their leader tried to happy slap me.

For those of you who are unaware of this 'wonderful' past time, happy slapping is performed by running up behind someone and slapping them round the back of the head normally while jumping.

He jumped to slap me.

That was his first mistake.

I spun round low in an attempt to elbow him in the stomach. Due to his sudden increased hight my elbow hit him in the crotch, this unbalanced his jump causing his body to swivel in its trajectory bringing his lower body to briefly lie across my shoulders. I say briefly because his momentum caused him to flip over me and crash into the floor.

I stood up slowly, because it's quite painful to have a guy basically jump onto your shoulders and neck suddenly and turned to look at the chav's compatriots who had all turned a rather satisfying shade of white, and subsequently fled down the corridor.

After that I got refereed to as 'Ninja Alex' so it wasn't all bad I guess.

 

[Lionsfan]

Unfortunately yeah I have had to deal with little chicken shits. This kid was with a bunch of slutty girls and started talking shit to me and my friend trying to impress his ho's and we told to shut the fuck up, but he didn't and kept trying to impress the girls. So we pantsed him and threw him in a garbage can.

 

[NEVRINx54]

sounds like Xbox Live...

Yeah, except you can beat the snot out of the people who act tough in real life.

In December of 2006 I was at a chess tournament and was pit against a very vocal person. He kept talking trash and said how he was better than me but as a result of that he lost to me fairly quickly.

When I raised my hand to have the judge record my victory he tried to tell him he won and that we switched seats. We were given sheets to put our names on and write our moves down on and that is exactly what I did. He gave me a really dirty look for that and left.

did you seriously just try and make a chess tournament cool? lol just messin...

 

[Iron Criterion]

Yes, I fucking love it. As I have long hair they think I am a target that they can throw their abuse at. They tried it once and I picked up the ring leader by his bag straps and yelled in his face for him to fuck off. Him and all his mates fucked off and now they leave the younger long haired kids alone. I saved the hill by picking up one kid =D

As a long haired man myself I respect this. Unfortunatly I'm not well built or tall so have to often fight for myself using ability alone.

 

[Guido656]

Oh my God yes.

There used to be this year 7 in my old school who was not only the smallest in the year, but by far the gobbiest, most aggressive little shite I have ever met.

He actually tried to attack me and my friends because his brother was considered a 'hard-ass'

To fully appreciate how stupid this must of looked you have to consider the fact that I'm 6'7 and he was under 5 foot

That, my friend, is a clear example of 'small man syndrome'. Same sorta thing back when I was at school. One kid, smallest in his year, was by far the most arrogant and a bully to the others. I think he joined the army.... great!

 

[joshthor]

what the hell is a year 7?

Over here (in England), the years which people are at school for are numbered. Promary school starts with a Reception class (children start this year in the academic year in which they turn 5), then it's on to years 1-6. Then secondary school is years 7 to 11, so year 7s are students who are just starting at secondary school.

I had a lot of problems with those people (as well as a lot of other students) at secondary school (going on past experience, schools are rubbish as far as dealing with bullies are concerned).

ohic. so freshman. yeah, they are too overexcited about being in high school they usually dont realize they are the lowest of the low. lol

 

[Antiparticle]

Haha, nice to read so many stories of those little monsters getting what they're asking for. It's been a long time since I went to highschool (and I don't remember things this severe happening back then, by the way), so the only place I run into kids like this is Xbox LIVE, and unfortunately noone can smack them there...

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

being in year 5 in secondary school in ireland( look it up!)
most people in my class are racist joke spewing dickwads- one little guy said to get my long haired russian ass of his 'turf' i made some extremelly intelligent fight back then he said he's gonna get his 'homies' and kick my head in- ahh wannabe gangsters- oh and my school is mixed between primary and secondary.

is that shamus ghostface killa? i hate that guy

uhh no. i dont know wot your talking about