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kurupt87

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I've always been big so never really had any trouble from year 7 loudmouths, I've also been told I look unfriendly so there's that too. Once though, there was this one mouthy little fucker who kept bugging me over a period of several weeks. I just ignored him and found it funny and slightly mental, I mean I'm six five and was in year 12 and this kid couldn't have been much above five foot.

Anyway, comes to a point where I'm getting tired of his witticisms (read moronic insults) and he shoulder barged me in a corridor. Aha says I, opportunity strikes. I grabbed the little fucker and put him in a headlock and calmly walked down the corridor explaining to him that he should from now on leave me alone, all whilst giving him an enthusiastic noogie. He left me alone after that.
 

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Gunjack65 said:
In this year of school we have been brought severe irritation from a new epidemic. What do we call this epidemic? Year 7s.
I havent been at primary school for a while now nore have I been a year 7 but I must ask why exactly have this new wave of yougner kids become the gobby mouthed shites that they are?
A while ago while I was hanging around with some freinds a year 7 kid came up, couldent of been older than 11. What happened? The little guy asks one of us If we were looking at him from across the courtyard, this apparently being a declaration of war. The fact we were all older and twice his size seemed to be lost on him. He then told us if we were to do that again then he would get his 'gang' (seriously) and they would kick our heads in. So we responded how any typical person should respond. One person yanked his bag away and tossed it into a puddle. Some may call it bullying, we call it showing sombody where their place is.
So escapist. Do you have any experience with this kind of thing?
Oh lets not forget the little year 7 who clamed me and a freind were 'On their Turf'
That happened to me once my junior year. I was at a football game and a little shite game up--probably in junior high at most, and told me to quit fucking staring at me with my slantly china man eyes or he was gonna jump me with his brothers. He was was black, and since I was in the "ghetto" at the time, I really wasn't sure if brothers were his actual brothers or "gang brothers".

Point is, I told him to shove off and then I got a hot dog. He kept following me and brung a older lady, who he claimed was his mom or something. She told him to shut the eeff up and stop pestering me and that I hadn't done anything. Lol lucky him.

EDIT: The smallest are by far the meanest.
 

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Master_Spartan117666 said:
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Well you can admire their confidence, but seriously... ha.
Dex, never, and I repeat, NEVER mistake arrogant stupidity and cock-headedness for courage.

Although, I have quite a few friends in Year 7 (kinda strange for a kid in Year 10, but hey, we all play way too many video games, so I kinda fit in), and they're pretty good, it's just those 'sporty' types that are the real twats. You get them showing up at the computers and talking shit, but they're pretty easy to ignore until they mess with your computer, then it's ON.
Confidence and courage aren't the same thing. And i guess neither are good things if it's down to blatant stupidity.

Don't worry i don't think highly of them in any way ;D
 

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Gunjack65 said:
The fact we were all older and twice his size seemed to be lost on him. He then told us if we were to do that again then he would get his 'gang' (seriously) and they would kick our heads in. So we responded how any typical person should respond. One person yanked his bag away and tossed it into a puddle. Some may call it bullying, we call it showing sombody where their place is.
So escapist. Do you have any experience with this kind of thing?
Oh lets not forget the little year 7 who clamed me and a freind were 'On their Turf'
I wouldn't call that bullying - bullying would be if you went over to him and yanked his bag off of him and threw it in the puddle for little/no reason; from how you tell it, he can over to you, smack talked you, and then threatened you - then you responded in a quite restrainted manner.
 

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Gunjack65 said:
In this year of school we have been brought severe irritation from a new epidemic. What do we call this epidemic? Year 7s.
I havent been at primary school for a while now nore have I been a year 7 but I must ask why exactly have this new wave of yougner kids become the gobby mouthed shites that they are?
A while ago while I was hanging around with some freinds a year 7 kid came up, couldent of been older than 11. What happened? The little guy asks one of us If we were looking at him from across the courtyard, this apparently being a declaration of war. The fact we were all older and twice his size seemed to be lost on him. He then told us if we were to do that again then he would get his 'gang' (seriously) and they would kick our heads in. So we responded how any typical person should respond. One person yanked his bag away and tossed it into a puddle. Some may call it bullying, we call it showing sombody where their place is.
So escapist. Do you have any experience with this kind of thing?
Oh lets not forget the little year 7 who clamed me and a freind were 'On their Turf'
totally agree. they believe their age gives them carte blanche to be arrogant little twats
 

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I had an ass chasing after me and trying to bite my ankle (I know weird or what?) little bastard got his teeth in kicked him off and I got into trouble!


He reminded me of the headcrabs out of HL2 XD
 

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gbemery said:
Kukakkau said:
gbemery said:
I think each coming generation is being more coddled then prior ones. Possibly as a result of cracking down on bullying, time out in place of spanking, and the whole mentality of "you're special". This then gives them, in my opinion, a 'holier than thou' attitude and the feeling that nothing will happen to them if they start shit, because they are the 'chosen one' and can not be punished or hurt.
Dude you just reminded me - my friend is doing a nursery teaching apprenticeship and she isn't allowed to say te children are bad, naughty, misbehaving, say no or scold them in any way. Also they can't say they have been good.

How do they learn what they can and can't do then??
Children and being way too priveleged by adults
holy crap that is horrible. I really feel sorry for your friend. I mean are we so afraid of emotionally scaring a person nowadays that people fall to protocols such as this, or is it fear of lawsuits I wonder?
Yeah she said they were told they can't use those words because it's not their child and they aren't allowed to enforce ANY discipline and are not allowed to flag anything as right or wrong.

Aka - the children get to do whatever they like, including fighting with each other, stealing and throwing things at the nursery workers who have to smile and act like nothing happened.
 

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Gunjack65 said:
In this year of school we have been brought severe irritation from a new epidemic. What do we call this epidemic? Year 7s.
I havent been at primary school for a while now nore have I been a year 7 but I must ask why exactly have this new wave of yougner kids become the gobby mouthed shites that they are?
A while ago while I was hanging around with some freinds a year 7 kid came up, couldent of been older than 11. What happened? The little guy asks one of us If we were looking at him from across the courtyard, this apparently being a declaration of war. The fact we were all older and twice his size seemed to be lost on him. He then told us if we were to do that again then he would get his 'gang' (seriously) and they would kick our heads in. So we responded how any typical person should respond. One person yanked his bag away and tossed it into a puddle. Some may call it bullying, we call it showing sombody where their place is.
So escapist. Do you have any experience with this kind of thing?
Oh lets not forget the little year 7 who clamed me and a freind were 'On their Turf'
Im guessing you live in the UK as well then? This truly is an epidemic, it happens in mt high school as well, they come up thinking ther so hard, start physiclay trying to push us around, but if you lamp one of them across the face they go running away crying to their head of year like were the bad guys, they damn right deserve it.
 

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Evil the White said:
They are most definately getting worse every year, with the current year 8's and 9's thinking they rule the place, and the year 10's and 11's minding our own business because we have exams...like, 6, in the next few weeks...
 

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This little gangster wannabe pulled that crap with my sister. He was about 12 and he kept on acting like he was so badass, and kept saying rude, sexual shit to her like he thought he was a pimp or something. He and his friend would try to start crap with me, like throwing rocks through my windows. When me or my mom tried to tell his parents, they would give the same excuses like "Oh, it was just an accident" or "He's just saying that because he likes her."

Then the little bastard said something to my sister I can't even repeat on here, needless to say it was bad enough to make her cry. I had officially had enough. I grabbed the little sonuvabitch by his throat, knocked the crap out of him and then threw his bike in the woods. Then he tells me he's going to tell on me, so, considering how my mom's going to feel about him making my sister cry, I picked up a rock and lobbed it through his window.

Then his parents come over and tell me that they're going to call the police. My mom tells them that "It was just an accident." Then she told them she would ground me for a while, and they left. Then she told me that if they wouldn't ground him for breaking our window, she wouldn't ground me for breaking his.

God, I love that woman.
 

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lacktheknack said:
Ha! Some kid literally a third of my weight tried to tackle me for ratting out a drug drop, and succeeded.

I purposely went down and landed ON him. He never talked to me or looked at me again.
It's oh-so-much funnier if you land on them, stop moving completely but don't let them up, and then slowly begin to pretend-hump them. A friend did it and I almost shit a kidney laughing XD
 

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Pegghead said:
It seems that where I come from it's almost an opposite effect. The year sevens are all well-mannered, well-behaved kids whereas most guys above that are like a step above baboon.
The hell do you mean, 'above'? :p
 

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Zeeky_Santos said:
Those types of kids are hilarious, like how fat kids are the new 'tough' but in truth it's all the more reason to laugh at them. Some may call it cruel, but when they are acting the way they are they need to be shown their place.
oh I have a story about a fat kid who thought he was big and bad and tried picking a fight with someone who was joking, they're no 7th graders these were 11th graders, anyway he tried running at him (which was more like a fast waddle) and he just put him in a headlock and he never messed with him again
 

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Kukakkau said:
gbemery said:
Kukakkau said:
gbemery said:
I think each coming generation is being more coddled then prior ones. Possibly as a result of cracking down on bullying, time out in place of spanking, and the whole mentality of "you're special". This then gives them, in my opinion, a 'holier than thou' attitude and the feeling that nothing will happen to them if they start shit, because they are the 'chosen one' and can not be punished or hurt.
Dude you just reminded me - my friend is doing a nursery teaching apprenticeship and she isn't allowed to say te children are bad, naughty, misbehaving, say no or scold them in any way. Also they can't say they have been good.

How do they learn what they can and can't do then??
Children and being way too priveleged by adults
holy crap that is horrible. I really feel sorry for your friend. I mean are we so afraid of emotionally scaring a person nowadays that people fall to protocols such as this, or is it fear of lawsuits I wonder?
Yeah she said they were told they can't use those words because it's not their child and they aren't allowed to enforce ANY discipline and are not allowed to flag anything as right or wrong.

Aka - the children get to do whatever they like, including fighting with each other, stealing and throwing things at the nursery workers who have to smile and act like nothing happened.
so theoretically one kid could be trying to stab another to death and she couldn't tell him no because that would be enforcing discipline on a child that isn't her's and that might be against what the parents wish? Wow, sounds like an easy job, annoying but easy.
 

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DatedSandwich said:
Evil the White said:
They are most definately getting worse every year, with the current year 8's and 9's thinking they rule the place, and the year 10's and 11's minding our own business because we have exams...like, 6, in the next few weeks...
You need a slap. *slap* I have the next two months filled with exams and damned revision classes.
 

Malyc

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Composer said:
Malyc said:
Composer said:
its the chiwuawa effect
littlest dog has the most loud and annoying bark
Also thinks its able to take out dogs that outweigh it by 120 pounds... Its a wonder they havnt gone extinct yet.
blonde chicks
blonde chicks are the reason they are not dead
That and the celebs...
 

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I used to fight this kid in the 6th grade all the time cuz he had an anger problem and always wanted to fight me and only me for some reason, i beat his ass every time, but he would always call me a ***** and say i had run away from him, well i did i guess, when your standing over a bleeding, crying kid it looks bad so I left.
 

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i find that the easiest way to deal with mouthy little bastards is to go ape shit, crack heads like its going out of style and then make it clear that you are happy to repeat the performance.

but i'm a big guy with a black belt so it might not work as well for others...
 

diddykonger

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all I have thing to say is that it only gets worse as you get older. When I was working at movie theatre when I was in college I had tons of kids try to be smart with me. And this is not including some the jackass high-school freshmen/sophomores I had work with (before anyone asks the theatre was near college I studied at so half the employees were either college or highschool students).