One cockly little shit stole a part of my lunch, tripped and dropped it in a puddle. he was about half my size, didn't have any friends who looked willing to back him up. Lets just say i wasn't best pleased. I Picked him up and put him in a bin.
Little shits who think the're tough.
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Oh my God yes.
There used to be this year 7 in my old school who was not only the smallest in the year, but by far the gobbiest, most aggressive little shite I have ever met.
He actually tried to attack me and my friends because his brother was considered a 'hard-ass'
To fully appreciate how stupid this must of looked you have to consider the fact that I'm 6'7 and he was under 5 foot
There used to be this year 7 in my old school who was not only the smallest in the year, but by far the gobbiest, most aggressive little shite I have ever met.
He actually tried to attack me and my friends because his brother was considered a 'hard-ass'
To fully appreciate how stupid this must of looked you have to consider the fact that I'm 6'7 and he was under 5 foot
Reminds me of once I was on a train and a similar situation was presented, I think the age gap was about the same, maybe a little less.Gunjack65 said:
I was with a friend and these two kids had made their train ticket receipt into a paper aeroplane and kept throwing it at us. I let it go the first 4 times. The next time I ripped it into tiny shreds. They then accused me of ripping up their ticket but I told them it was just a receipt and told them it would be a very stupid thing to make their train ticket into a paper aeroplane. They insisted it was a ticket, so I managed to produce awesomely the shred which said "receipt" on it. Then the train pulled in.
So me and my friend leave the station and suddenly I got the back of my feet kicked. It was the kids again. They kept it up for a good 10 seconds before I lost it, turned round and put them both in a head lock. Then I suddenly became aware that loads of people would have essentially just seen me turn around and grab two random kids round the throat without any knowledge of what they were doing. So I shouted "Now leave me the FUCK alone!" and let them go. They ran away, but I was very embarrassed...
This always happens. You know how to deal with it? Tip a whole shitload of water over their little stupid heads and then get some big bastard to beat the shit out of them. Then rinse repeat until they are badly injured enough to be humble.
Me and my friend were walking past this year 7 kid in front of us due to the fact he was slow as hell. He took offence to this ran in front of us and got in our face claiming he'd "bang us out" this was fucking funny as me and my friend are both at least 6 foot tall and he only reached our waists we could have lobbed the little sod in the canal we were walking by if we wanted to.
They've been like that for a couple of years. I wouldn't have dared gob off to a sixth former, let alone talk to them.
One called me an emo and a fat ***** a few weeks ago. I'm good friends with his mum, I gave her a ring and she humiliated him in front of his friends.
One called me an emo and a fat ***** a few weeks ago. I'm good friends with his mum, I gave her a ring and she humiliated him in front of his friends.
About four years ago when I was in 6th form (Year 12) there was quite a large group of kids who thought they were tough. Around about 20 of them. They basically tried bullying whoever and whatever. I wasn't a target atleast but I remember two of them kept banging on the common room windows, spitting at them and just hurling abuse at anyone who went in or out.
Two Year 12 lads came out of the common room, picked up one of the kids and put him upside down in a bin, the other ran off. The one who was put inside the bin obviously got angry, thrashing around trying to get out till the bin fell over and trash fell all over him.
Never saw that kid again...
I never saw anything like that when I was in Year 7 but then I was pretty quiet in school.
Two Year 12 lads came out of the common room, picked up one of the kids and put him upside down in a bin, the other ran off. The one who was put inside the bin obviously got angry, thrashing around trying to get out till the bin fell over and trash fell all over him.
Never saw that kid again...
I never saw anything like that when I was in Year 7 but then I was pretty quiet in school.
This entire thread is just... mind-blowing and horrifying.
Yay for being sheltered! \o/
Surely nothing bad will come from my graduating college at 18.
/sarcasm.
Ugh... I need more life experience. I was hoping to be able to raise children at some point down the road. Where does this well... for a lack of a better term, stupid mindset come from?
Yay for being sheltered! \o/
Surely nothing bad will come from my graduating college at 18.
/sarcasm.
Ugh... I need more life experience. I was hoping to be able to raise children at some point down the road. Where does this well... for a lack of a better term, stupid mindset come from?
Yeah, I remember one such occasion from school. I was walking past this little shit in the corridor (we were the only two people there), and he forcefully bumped into me and then gave me attitude like you wouldn't believe.
Of course I did the sensible thing... I yanked him off the ground by his shirt, repeatedly slammed him against the wall and shouted at him until he apologized and ran away crying.
Of course I did the sensible thing... I yanked him off the ground by his shirt, repeatedly slammed him against the wall and shouted at him until he apologized and ran away crying.
Parents not being more strict with there kids, or parents with faces buried in a bottle of jack daniels.Erana said:
My old man would have never let me grow up to be such a little shit, and he diden't.
Two stories:
Long time ago at school, back when I was 11 myself, these little 9 year old fuckers kept trying to steal MY (this is important, because the fact that it was mine set me off) soccer ball that me and my friends were playing with. They never got very far with it (I was the fastest kid in school) but they always went kicking and screaming to teachers whenever we got physical.
Eventually, they roofed my ball. So I roofed four of their backpacks.
Second story is my cousin's children. Said cousin is a pretty cool guy,eh as childrenz and doesnt afraid of anything but his children are walk the line bewtween being good and being absolute shit and he knows it. Anytime we meet, each of the following happens:
1) One of us (Me and my two brohters) get's bitten.
2) They attempt to pick fights with us, even I'm the youngest of my brothers and I'm 10+ years older than them.
3) They try to "WOW" us with thier knowledge of things I learned 10+ years ago and start crying when I don't humor them. And then act smug about it.
Long time ago at school, back when I was 11 myself, these little 9 year old fuckers kept trying to steal MY (this is important, because the fact that it was mine set me off) soccer ball that me and my friends were playing with. They never got very far with it (I was the fastest kid in school) but they always went kicking and screaming to teachers whenever we got physical.
Eventually, they roofed my ball. So I roofed four of their backpacks.
Second story is my cousin's children. Said cousin is a pretty cool guy,
1) One of us (Me and my two brohters) get's bitten.
2) They attempt to pick fights with us, even I'm the youngest of my brothers and I'm 10+ years older than them.
3) They try to "WOW" us with thier knowledge of things I learned 10+ years ago and start crying when I don't humor them. And then act smug about it.
Some little brat cycled past me and spat at me (he missed). I did the sensible thing and kicked his bike so he went flying, hilarity all around.
things weren't quite so bad when i was in school, but when some little shit did start something they could usually back it up (i used to be one of them, getting into fights with groups of 6th formers from time to time but i usually had a good reason). From what i remember mostly it was the 6th formers being abusive.
I agree though that things have been getting worse. Chavs seem to have some wierd fantasy that they are entitled to everything and that they live in some wierd gang warzone, acting out on this bizarre delusion is starting to push things toward it though.
I agree though that things have been getting worse. Chavs seem to have some wierd fantasy that they are entitled to everything and that they live in some wierd gang warzone, acting out on this bizarre delusion is starting to push things toward it though.
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I hate almost everyone that is in first year at my school since nearly all of them are little cocky shits. >.<
I haven't gotten into any fights with them though since I'm one of the tallest in my year so they tend to shut their mouths around me(Yay).
I find it rather funny when they act tough, I can never take them seriously. : )
I can't help but laugh at what his face must've looked like when you paid him his second "visit".
I haven't gotten into any fights with them though since I'm one of the tallest in my year so they tend to shut their mouths around me(Yay).
I find it rather funny when they act tough, I can never take them seriously. : )
That is one of the most awesomest things I have ever heard of. XDopen trap said:
I can't help but laugh at what his face must've looked like when you paid him his second "visit".
How did she humiliate him if you don't mind me asking?EmileeElectro said:
Okay, so this is probably a little off-topic, but I think it is related. So I'll share regardless.
I enjoy dressing ridiculously to school every now and again. I had a tennis match after school one day, so I wore my super short shorts, and other tennis attire (I play tennis in short shorts). These is this short little 10th grader who pisses me the hell off, because he thinks he is the balls, but he quite clearly isn't. He tries to dress like Drake (he's a Canadian rapper or singer, or something, I don't really know what to classify his music as) and that already is putting a few strikes against this kid.
So he sees me in my short shorts and decides to say something to me. I heard something along the lines of "Hey fag, fuck you." It wasn't very smart or witty. If it had been, I might have been able to laugh it off. But instead, he just said something quite stupid to me. So I walk up to this kid. I'm like 1 and 1/2 feet taller than him. So I say to him, "Hey pal, hey buddy, come back here! Say that to my face!! Don't mutter it under your breath, I want to know what you think of my shorts!" He just kept walking away.
So yes, little shits are starting to get out of line. I'm making sure they are put back in their place.
I enjoy dressing ridiculously to school every now and again. I had a tennis match after school one day, so I wore my super short shorts, and other tennis attire (I play tennis in short shorts). These is this short little 10th grader who pisses me the hell off, because he thinks he is the balls, but he quite clearly isn't. He tries to dress like Drake (he's a Canadian rapper or singer, or something, I don't really know what to classify his music as) and that already is putting a few strikes against this kid.
So he sees me in my short shorts and decides to say something to me. I heard something along the lines of "Hey fag, fuck you." It wasn't very smart or witty. If it had been, I might have been able to laugh it off. But instead, he just said something quite stupid to me. So I walk up to this kid. I'm like 1 and 1/2 feet taller than him. So I say to him, "Hey pal, hey buddy, come back here! Say that to my face!! Don't mutter it under your breath, I want to know what you think of my shorts!" He just kept walking away.
So yes, little shits are starting to get out of line. I'm making sure they are put back in their place.
I blame X-box live. It's like a training ground for little douches.Erana said:
Well, once in year 8, some year 6 brothers kept starting shit with me. And once we were on the field during lunch break enjoying a nice game of American Football. They both tackled me at once....only to have my knee in one of their stomachs, and my elbow in the others face. I didn't have the ball, they were just trying to be dicks. Then they wanted to call a foul.
On a personal note, I don't like the actual violence and confrontation. It doesn't help my senior high school has fights almost every month. It does help that I make quite a bit of dough betting on them.