Madeline McCann

[sorry user name taken.]

~sighs at this subject~

i'm at a lost with this...probably best i dont comment but i will say if i ever breed i'd never leave alone!!...i mean come on..

 

[sky14kemea]

"Don't go outside! It's full of Queers, Blacks and Crime! If only Diana were here! .

wasnt that from Mock The Week? when Russel Howard made jokes about newspapers?

 

[Perryman93]

shes dead, stop your whining and move on

 

[tomtom94]

What worries me is that senior policemen were paid to sit in a room and release statements like
"We may never find Maddie"
"She may have been kidnapped by paedophiles"
"The Portuguese police may have been completely useless"
Thank you so much, I never ever would have realised this!

Fault of the parents but apart from the bandwagon-smear-campaign when everyone thought they'd killed her (the best one was the bit about how Kate McCann had often thumbed a Bible page that talks about the death of a child - CLEARLY THIS IS VIABLE EVIDENCE TO USE IN A COURT OF LAW) they've gotten away with their complete lack of care for their daughter.

Also I love that Russell Howard bit on the papers, whoever it was who quoted it.

 

[new_age_reject]

It's like the whole lady Diana thing.
For literally months there was fuck all on telly but shit about some woman that died.
You know who else died about 6 days later?
Mother fucking Theresa.
She did way more for the needy than Lady Di did and there wasn't months of coverage for her.

 

[Valkyira]

I think the parents accidently killed her with the sleeping tablets, didn't want to get in trouble so hid the body. It makes sense

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

must...........not...........make........innapropriate...........joke
god its hard to restrain myself

Think how I feel, I know about 50 of them.

It doesnt help that some of them are so funny as well

Must...resist....submarine....references....

Must.......resist.......comparisoms........to......the........pope

 

[Tullio]

instead, been poor people from some council estate in Liverpool

I disagree. Remember the kid who got killed? Because he was Liverpudlian and a football fan (Not yet old enough to start riots, hur hur) he stole the spotlight. The media get's obsessed with these things for the simple reason that the majority of the nation loves to champion thier favourite tragedies

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

"Don't go outside! It's full of Queers, Blacks and Crime! If only Diana were here! .

wasnt that from Mock The Week? when Russel Howard made jokes about newspapers?

Yea, but I added the Maddie bit

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Her parents are attention whores, simple as. It's a tragedy that their little girl is in all likelihood dead, but they aren't half milking it for all it's worth. They'll get a nice fat cheque from each newspaper, magazine and news station they sell developments on the story to, and get money through donations too, which they claim goes to help finding her, but I would put money on them also taking a cut. They even got to meet the pope for crying out loud! They should just let it drop, if for nothing else, just so I don't have to keep reading crap about it on the news.

They've actually sold the movie rights too. Seriously.

The justification? It will bring attention to thier plight and increase awareness.

I can see why they are completely over compensating though, they feel guilty because they know it is themselves who are ultimately responsible.

 

[wewontdie11]

Her parents are attention whores, simple as. It's a tragedy that their little girl is in all likelihood dead, but they aren't half milking it for all it's worth. They'll get a nice fat cheque from each newspaper, magazine and news station they sell developments on the story to, and get money through donations too, which they claim goes to help finding her, but I would put money on them also taking a cut. They even got to meet the pope for crying out loud! They should just let it drop, if for nothing else, just so I don't have to keep reading crap about it on the news.

They've actually sold the movie rights too. Seriously.

The justification? It will bring attention to thier plight and increase awareness.

I can see why they are completely over compensating though, they feel guilty because they know it is them who is ultimately responsible.

I really hope you're pulling my leg or I may just have to hunt them down and kill them.

What kind of sick human being commissions a movie about their dead daughter!? I personally find that disgusting that they would sell their child like that.

Making a fucking film about her isn't going to increase the likelihood of her being found this long after her disappearance. It's just soliciting the image of their daughter for a bit of extra cash.

It's not raising awareness, I don't think there's a person in the UK who hasn't heard their drivel over the last year and a fucking half they've been dragging this out.

God I hate the media so very, very much.

 

[Daye.04]

They've actually sold the movie rights too. Seriously.

The justification? It will bring attention to thier plight and increase awareness.

I can see why they are completely over compensating though, they feel guilty because they know it is themselves who are ultimately responsible.

Are you kidding me?? Sold movie rights? And they're supposed to be griefing? What the fuck?

If they did it to promote awareness etc, they should have given them away. Tsus making sure they actually get out. You just don't go around and make profit on your child's dissapereance![sup]Resist joke[/sup][sub]tell the joke![/sub][sup]must ... Resist ..[/sup]

But on the other hand, you don't go around leaving your child unprotected in your hotel room either. No.Matter.What

 

[sirdanrhodes]

So many jokes that aren't mine, so little time.

It was one little girl, it is impossible to care because you can tell the parents are loving the publicity.

 

[kaziard]

must...........not...........make........innapropriate...........joke
god its hard to restrain myself

Think how I feel, I know about 50 of them.

It doesnt help that some of them are so funny as well

Must...resist....submarine....references....

Must.......resist.......comparisoms........to......the........pope

i believe i have heard the submarine one...but the pope is new to me

 

[Chipperz]

They've actually sold the movie rights too. Seriously.

The justification? It will bring attention to thier plight and increase awareness.

I can see why they are completely over compensating though, they feel guilty because they know it is themselves who are ultimately responsible.

Are you kidding me?? Sold movie rights? And they're supposed to be griefing? What the fuck?

If they did it to promote awareness etc, they should have given them away. Tsus making sure they actually get out. You just don't go around and make profit on your child's dissapereance![sup]Resist joke[/sup][sub]tell the joke![/sub][sup]must ... Resist ..[/sup]

But on the other hand, you don't go around leaving your child unprotected in your hotel room either. No.Matter.What

Meh, they managed to get away with killing her, may as well make a bit of extra cash on the side.

Bah. I used to know loads of Maddie jokes, but I've forgotten them all, so I'll make up with two other British Media hype-generators.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put on her seatbelt.

What do you get if you cross Jade Goody with anything?
Something with a useless **** sitting on it.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

must...........not...........make........innapropriate...........joke
god its hard to restrain myself

Think how I feel, I know about 50 of them.

It doesnt help that some of them are so funny as well

Must...resist....submarine....references....

Must.......resist.......comparisoms........to......the........pope

i believe i have heard the submarine one...but the pope is new to me

I shall PM it to you

 

[XJ-0461]

Like it wasn't already biased? The only newspapers that care basically say the same thing every day and that's "Don't go outside! It's full of Queers, Blacks and Crime! If only Diana were here! She'd find Maddie!".

Ah, Mock the Week. Yay for pannel shows.

 

[D_987]

"Don't go outside! It's full of Queers, Blacks and Crime! If only Diana were here! She'd find Maddie!".

I've heard that line before...where'd you quote it from?

EDIT : Nevermind - Charlie Brooker.

 

[tomtom94]

Now that I think about it, the only person who's annoyed me more than the McCann's was Jade Goody.
And that was because the media could talk about nothing else other than her.

On topic, making a movie is a fucking disgrace. Especially when you're making money from making said movie.
I do hope the McCanns find solace in their religion. It must be nice confessing all their sins.
"Neglect...left our daughter alone in a hotel...made money out of our plight...used it to pay off our mortgage..."

Sorry, I think I went a little OTT there. But come on!