Mafia 2 producer: "Industry has obsession with gay space marines"

[kouriichi]

Hey! My space marine's sexual preferance is theyer own bissness!

What happens in the warp stay in the warp!
Unless a rip in space time opens and a space hulk comes out!
Then it doesnt stay in the warp and my sexually diverse space marine terminators are sent in to destroy the escape pods to the equally sexually challanged genstealers cannot get out and infest the nearest planet!!

Besides, the mafia got boring after i saw "The Godfather" for the 15th time.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Eh, it might just be me, but I never imagined Master Chief as a homosexual...

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

I agree there are far too many space marince games out there, but the only gay ones I can think of are the Gears of War guys.

Still rooting for Fenix to be wearing the dress at his & Doms inevitable wedding

I love you for the awesome that is in this post.

Why gay space marines....to Japan! I know they must have something like this

 

[Ertol]

I like the response. I think he was going for the whole space marine thing where everybody is a guy except for the girl who tells you where to go. Big sweaty guys all hanging together...

 

[CloggedDonkey]

I will never get the picture of two War Hammer Space Marines getting it on out of my head now, thank you. Where did I leave the brain bleach again?

OT: What an asshole.

 

[fulano]

Eh, it might just be me, but I never imagined Master Chief as a homosexual...

Nah, Master Chief has other kind of likes, and they don't involve either men or women. For example, he likes a female shaped hologram of a woman that tells him exactly what to do just like his "surrogate" caretaker, Dr. Halsey, did...also, on second thought, that AI hologram looks kinda like Dr. Halsey. Always there, always giving him orders, always parenting him, always...wait...

*Shivers*

They should stick to the gay dudes.
Just sayin'.

 

[Badger Kyre]

Hey! My space marine's sexual preferance is theyer own bissness!

What happens in the warp stay in the warp!
Unless a rip in space time opens and a space hulk comes out!
Then it doesnt stay in the warp and my sexually diverse space marine terminators are sent in to destroy the escape pods to the equally sexually challanged genstealers cannot get out and infest the nearest planet!!

now that's just warped....

sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Classy, sir. Classy. Can't think of one gay space marine, but that just adds to the effect of this guy being a jerk.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Eh, it might just be me, but I never imagined Master Chief as a homosexual...

Nah, Master Chief has other kind of likes, and they don't involve either men or women. For example, he likes a female shaped hologram of a woman that tells him exactly what to do just like his "surrogate" caretaker, Dr. Halsey, did...also, on second thought, that AI hologram looks kinda like Dr. Halsey. Always there, always giving him orders, always parenting him, always...wait...

*Shivers*

They should stick to the gay dudes.
Just sayin'.

..Since when does Cortana look like Dr. Halsey? Have you played Halo Reach yet? They don't look a damned thing alike.

Of course, I won't deny the "relationship" between Cortana and the Master Chief. But even that is driven way out of proportion. (Despite the fact that Cortana is the hottest batch of data streams I've ever seen.. shut up!)

OT: Jackass is being a jackass for the media. What else is new?

 

[tzimize]

So long nobody hates on Dizzy from Gears, flame away.

Fenix + Dom = Obvious combo
Cole + Baird = More like Brothers in Arms.
Dizzy = Hell of a cowboy. Solo all the way!

Did you see brokeback mountain? xD

 

[Slick Samurai]

So... in other words "Jerkass Producer angry at Halo: Reach for outselling Mafia II, Uses middle school level insults" You know what the beautiful, beautiful irony here is? The very language he uses to insult the genre he hates is the same that most of the people who love that genre use.

I can't imagine how proud the rest of the Mafia II team is of this guy.

 

[ReckzB]

He produces a game with very little to do outside the main plot missions and is upset when a game about aforementioned pleasant galactic navy soldiers outsells his?

Oh, you mean he didn't mean 'pleasant'? Well, my word!

I'm still hoping for a gay male romance subplot for Shepard in Mass Effect 3, by the way. What're you looking at me like that for?

Seriously though, this is just juvenile. It's about on the same level as replacing an iconic red-garbed character with shameless Meyer-style self-insertion...

*Cough*

 

[Flying-Emu]

It's rather hard to sodomize your fellow marine through 5 inches of hardened steel.

It's rather hard to sodomize your fellow marine through 5 inches of hardened steel.

Well, they have to remove the suits to shit, don't they? Either that or there's a... poop chute.

Shit, when you start thinking about it, sci fi doesn't make any sense.

 

[fulano]

Eh, it might just be me, but I never imagined Master Chief as a homosexual...

Nah, Master Chief has other kind of likes, and they don't involve either men or women. For example, he likes a female shaped hologram of a woman that tells him exactly what to do just like his "surrogate" caretaker, Dr. Halsey, did...also, on second thought, that AI hologram looks kinda like Dr. Halsey. Always there, always giving him orders, always parenting him, always...wait...

*Shivers*

They should stick to the gay dudes.
Just sayin'.

..Since when does Cortana look like Dr. Halsey? Have you played Halo Reach yet? They don't look a damned thing alike.

Of course, I won't deny the "relationship" between Cortana and the Master Chief. But even that is driven way out of proportion. (Despite the fact that Cortana is the hottest batch of data streams I've ever seen.. shut up!)

OT: Jackass is being a jackass for the media. What else is new?

Sorry to break it to you dude...but Cortana is Dr. Halsey's brain dump into an AI. She looks like a younger, curvier version of her; and also, they share the same voice actress. She's got all her memories and personality traits, as evidenced by Halo 3 (look for the Cortana terminal in the level 'Cortana' to see what I mean), and also as complemented by the books.

Sorry, but poor Johnny boy's got an Oedipus Complex. Meaning: He's a ************ (his own). Like, literally.

Don't worry, it's gonna be okay.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Whoa...way to jump on a soundbite from a throwaway comment. I can almost hear him saying that in a half-hearted way.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Warhammer 40k space marines are not gay, if they are, then who the fuck cares because they still kick ass

Don't they have to be? As well as incestuous. Given that they're all clones and not allowed near women? Although they're also sterile...so I'm not sure if that would really work.

No SC female marines apart from Token Kerrigan though.

 

[dawdarsd]

it would be funny if someone made a mod where every citizen and character in mafia 2 would be wearing space marine armor.

 

[Michael Ellis]

I've got to hand it to the guy, he has balls to say that. He's cool.