ShadowsofHope said:
unabomberman said:
Jezzascmezza said:
Eh, it might just be me, but I never imagined Master Chief as a homosexual...
Nah, Master Chief has other kind of likes, and they don't involve either men or women. For example, he likes a female shaped hologram of a woman that tells him
exactly what to do just like his "surrogate" caretaker, Dr. Halsey, did...also, on second thought, that AI hologram looks kinda like Dr. Halsey. Always there, always giving him orders, always parenting him, always...wait...
*Shivers*
They should stick to the gay dudes.
Just sayin'.
..Since when does Cortana look like Dr. Halsey? Have you
played Halo Reach yet? They don't look a damned thing alike.
Of course, I won't deny the "relationship" between Cortana and the Master Chief. But even that is driven way out of proportion. (Despite the fact that Cortana is the hottest batch of data streams I've ever seen.. shut up!)
OT: Jackass is being a jackass for the media. What else is new?
Sorry to break it to you dude...but Cortana
is Dr. Halsey's brain dump into an AI. She looks like a younger, curvier version of her; and also, they share the
same voice actress. She's got
all her memories and personality traits, as evidenced by Halo 3 (look for the Cortana terminal in the level 'Cortana' to see what I mean), and also as complemented by the books.
Sorry, but poor Johnny boy's got an Oedipus Complex. Meaning: He's a
************ (his own). Like,
literally.
Don't worry, it's gonna be okay.