Make up a Grenade.

[supersixfour]

hahaha it could only be better if it had tits and was on fire =) ZP pwns.

hhmm.. mine would be a grenade that when it explodes, the shrapnel would be smaller grenades that would blow up and launch smaller grenades that would blow up and launch smaller grenades and well u get the idea.

 

[dududf]

A grenade that teleports and detonates right next to the enemy after being thrown. That's never been done before, right? I would call it the longbow grenade.

Borderlands beat yeah to it. But I think you already knew that because you chose the same name as Borderlands did.

Any ways, I'd choose a nuclear hand grenade, that instantly obliterates anything in 150 yards, but no damage further then those 150 yards. Catch is, no one can throw it farther then 75 yards.

He he he...

 

[Broady Brio]

A Proximity Shoryuken grenade.

Instant K.O.

 

[Scaredpanther0101]

The /b/Tard grenade

Need I say more...

 

[mento 2425]

the armagedon grenade

 

[mento 2425]

i know i just posted but
a grenade that destroys all wii's

 

[FranzTyphid]

The Rainbow grenade!
Must i explain further?

 

[aarontg]

A grenade that explodes into heat seeking fragments that seek out a targets cranium , boars into it's skull, and explodes.And all fragments make it into a target no matter how few their are.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

first it sends out a stun shockwave that makes everybody fall to the ground. then the area burst into flames.

effective at long range

 

[monkey_man]

a grenade that spawnes sg's from tf2, lvl 3, and instead of bullets, it shoots heatseeking missiles, and instead of the normal missiles it shoots other grenades, which spawn more sg's up to a limitation of 120 sg'
they are sapproof, and have 20000 miles range (yes that is much) and are the size of houses
(only i can use them
take that!

or a grenade that shoots enormous lasers, insta killing all enemies in the range of china
(only i can use them)

 

[monkey_man]

A granade that explodes into just a little tiny toothpick that shoots off from the wall and hits you in the eye and then comes out of your ass as a shovell!!!!!!!!

Edit: As a tree! Didn't think it over from all the excitment

Edit2: As an Oak Tree!!! That's like 500 years old and has proportions 2km/4km !

make them come out the size of the moon, that would hurt some more

*pow 0_0' *

 

[etherlance]

how about a grenade that when detonated spews forth demotivational comments at you with the voice of your dissapointed mother.......

 

[Sallix]

A grenade that yells really hurtfull insults.

 

[mezmerizer02]

definately would be a smoke grenade. when the frag dets, it makes everyone in a 15 meter radius see sound and hear light, everyone in 5 meters sees God, everyone in 1 meter get's an orgasm.

 

[Aptspire]

Not sure if it's been said before, but... my grenade opens a portal through which Cthulhu travels to kill my enemy

 

[BENZOOKA]

A huge grenade that explodes into normal-size mock grenades, making the enemy frustrated when they throw them back and nothing happens.

 

[minidevil921]

one that i can run into the bad guys base yelling KAMAKAZIE and then not die. yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

 

[Eman645]

A grenade that shoots out more grenades and those gredades do the same intill the endless about of grenades kills you!

 

[Discon]

A grenade that, when it explodes, makes me irresistable to the opposite sex! :3