Make up a Grenade.

[vrbtny]

A grenade designed like a boomerang, it comes back to the thrower.

 

[No-Superman10]

I can't tell you what it is, but I can tell you how to make it:

You get a dozen eggs, put them in a bowl. stir the FUCK out of them, and what do you get?

Penis if memory serves.

OT: A fail-nade everything in the blast radius is engulfed in pure failure.
and a win-nade to be used on friendly targets.

 

[thebackupfreak]

A grenade that morphs everything in the blast radius into pineapples

 

[No-Superman10]

A grenade that creates a time bubble when it explodes and slows everything down within said bubble.

[sub]Anyone gets where that is from gets 3 cookies[/sub]

Timesplitters: Future Perfect

 

[MostlyHarmless]

A grenade that makes only white zebras explode when thrown. The Zeb-ra.

 

[silver wolf009]

A grenade that summons a giant teddy bear in a huge puff of smoke. and the teddy bear breakes into spiders and eat anyone near them for 10000 miles.

 

[HitsWithStyxx]

*Throws a grenade*
IT EXPLODES
*Marijuana smoke fills room*
*Terrorist abandon hostages in search of munchies*

This!, but slightly modified. I call it the "Peace, Love & Sammiches" Grenade

A grenade similar to JupiterBase's, though it is also loaded with flared jeans, tie-dye t-shirts, bandanas, and the best sammiches (sandwiches, for the uneducated) the world has to offer. Everyone loves a good sammich with their World Peace. =D

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I'd call it...the Gae Bolg Bomb.

Fate stay/night?

OT: Lemon Grenade!

 

[El_Moss]

An explosion that when you thrown it turns in to a grenade right in the enemy's face.

 

[brtshstel]

the Cholera Grenade. It accelerates the risk of death by dysentery and other diseases. You will spend the last of your hours pooping to death.

Or the Concentrated Heroin Gas grenade. It will get you high and turn you into a drug addict instantly. Been shot? You will feel real good in a few seconds.

 

[bluepilot]

A chocolate pudding grenade.

It explodes and covers everything in warm chocolate pudding.

 

[Captain Schpack]

a grenade that plays crappy music and cuts you bodies with a thousand paper cuts from the pages of Twilight books

 

[David Bray]

The Hammer grenade. It opens a portal to another dimension filled with hammers travelling at next to light speed. The hammers fly out continuously and destroy everything in the way.

 

[sooperman]

A grenade that explodes into kittens that have rabies.

And AIDS.

A paint grenade. It would be really hard to clean that up.

 

[Standby]

A grenade that releases 2 more unpinned grenades immediately upon exploding.

 

[n00beffect]

A granade that explodes into just a little tiny toothpick that shoots off from the wall and hits you in the eye and then comes out of your ass as a shovell!!!!!!!!

Edit: As a tree! Didn't think it over from all the excitment

Edit2: As an Oak Tree!!! That's like 500 years old and has proportions 2km/4km !

 

[Tyranicus]

A grenade that teleports and detonates right next to the enemy after being thrown. That's never been done before, right? I would call it the longbow grenade.

Borderlands has it.

 

[Mr. Socky]

A grenade that kills all of Sonic Team, even if it explodes on the opposite side of the planet.

I would marry that grenade.

 

[Quaxar]

glitter grenade. enemy gets covered and glitter and is furiously annoyed. that stuff never comes off!

The Team Edward grenade? Pure cruel indeed, the war scene will be crowded by Twilight fangirls in mere seconds