Make Your Own God

[James Cassidy]

I think it'll be nothing.
And nothing.

Oh, and lung cancer.
Awh, hell. Lung cancer for the whole family!
Enjoy!

Well if you want me to die, that will cost you $50,000. For my whole family that will cost $1,000,000.

*smiles and punches you in the face again. Sticks out my tongue*

What? You said I had to be evil....what is more evil than extortion? I am following your commandments after all.

Man, I love this healing factor they gave me.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

I name my god Asshole, and he is the god of making girls not like me.

Are you sure thats not just... you know, you?

I kid, I kid.

You think I wasn't? For the record, I do have a girlfriend. And for the love of Asshole, don't ask if she's imaginary, because I am not comfortable with the answer to that question.

 

[Aunel]

god of awesome
he is awesome

 

[James Cassidy]

You have to be evil before you join.
Not after.

Furthermore, you're missing the fact that one of the two Sins is "do not be bothersome to me."

You are bothersome.

For your information, I am not evil. I am an anti-hero...not good, but not evil either.

Like I said, religion is a busniess....can;t pay then I can't pray. That's okay, I'll steal the poor box.

If I am bothersome....I'll stop bothering you for $5,000...special deal this weak.

 

[xxnightlawxx]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Good post as usual Max.

 

[Ripshot]

this is my god

he does all, knows all, sees all

 

[Xvito]

My god is the great Salmon (with a capital letter, if God gets one; Salmon gets one)... I pray to Him (He is a male) every day.

He rides upon the back of a trillion of differently colored smaller salmons (without the capital S).

He rules over the Universe with His salmony-power.

He believes in you even if you don't believe in Him... Actually, that was a lie, He doesn't care about you... He's almighty you idiot. If you go against Him, He will use His salmony-power to give you eternal pain.

He didn't, however, crea-

Um... I mean, He created this wonderful Universe with the snap of His... Fins... Yeah.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

You have to be evil before you join.
Not after.

Furthermore, you're missing the fact that one of the two Sins is "do not be bothersome to me."

You are bothersome.

For your information, I am not evil. I am an anti-hero...not good, but not evil either.

Like I said, religion is a busniess....can;t pay then I can't pray. That's okay, I'll steal the poor box.

If I am bothersome....I'll stop bothering you for $5,000...special deal this weak.

You seem to be under the impression that I care how many followers I have.
I don't.

It's part of what makes me cool.

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Good post as usual Max.

Sometimes I wonder what I'd do without people to feed my ego.
I honestly hope I never find out.

Hooray me!

Without people to feed you're ego, you'd be one of those minor[/i *gasp* Greek Gods that no one cares about. Like Janus, the God of doorhinges. Someone must have been really drunk when they named January after him.

 

[PoweD]

I see it as a Hindu(?) type religion with one God in charge and others for specific Genres.

Nice idea,i would worship the stealth god

 

[Yokai]

The God of Awesome.
He is known by no other name, for he is nothing more than the physical embodiment of ownage. A god that makes Kratos and the Emperor of Mankind quake in their boots, for his power is unrivaled. A god who smites his enemies with the sanctified power of planet-sized death rays. A god from whose aura rose Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. All hail. I worship him.

 

[Omikron009]

Atheismo, the mighty god of non believers. Tremble as he uses his magic powers to influence society, while hiding in his invisible fortress in the clouds. ALL HAIL ATHEISMO!

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Without people to feed you're ego, you'd be one of those minor[/i *gasp* Greek Gods that no one cares about. Like Janus, the God of doorhinges. Someone must have been really drunk when they named January after him.

But...
I'm American.
Not Greek.

(not that American specifies anything other than being born in America.)

Oh. Well, to me, being American means loving God, Guns, and Guts, and Pork Rinds. That's why I'm not American, I'm Jewish.

Interestingly enough, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_pie clearly states that Apple Pie was not created in America.

 

[Lyri]

I prefer to love Myself, Knives, Blood, and Salmon.

Next time you post in a thread about women, I will kindly remind you of your love for Salmon.
/Bothersome.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Oh. Well, to me, being American means loving God, Guns, and Guts, and Pork Rinds. That's why I'm not American, I'm Jewish.

Interestingly enough, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_pie clearly states that Apple Pie was not created in America.

I don't believe in god, guns are loud, blood is better, and pork rinds are an awful invention.

I prefer to love Myself, Knives, Blood, and Salmon.

And the Escapist. That should be under salmon, though. They're both pink, edible, and swim upstream in the winter.