Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[Zepherus14]

"AH!!" I keel over in pain, "WHY?!"

 

[Knife-28]

I slap Eric.
"Now stop that, it's silly." I say, "And rather suspect."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I Grab Knife and shove a Toy Knife up his ass.

 

[Zepherus14]

I eventually recover from the impact to my balls, and swiftly slam my foot squarely into Eric's crotch...

"Damn it, that freakn hurt! How the hell do you like it!?"

 

[Knife-28]

I laugh at Eric's misfortune. Then I jump in the fountain and respawn.

 

[Zepherus14]

I run for the hills, making a mad dash to the sports equipment store, Erik isn't going to sack me again!

 

[Zepherus14]

"AgH!! YOU CAN READ MINDS TOO?! I think one of them popped you jerk!" I say rolling around on the floor.

OoC: Sorry about that, force of habit. One of my friends is named Erik. So I often just write it that way...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I Grab Eric and cut off his balls with a spoon(?!)

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I grab a Strawberry Cheesecake as I await my next victim.

 

[Knife-28]

I eat said Strawberry Cheesecake, along with Diablo's hand.

 

[Zepherus14]

I respawn and see Knife eating Diablo's hand. "Hey is that candy or something?"

I run over to the two and eat Diablo's other hand.

 

[Knife-28]

Seeing that my tasty treat is under threat, I rip off Diablo's arm and start swinging it at Zeph and Eric.

 

[Zepherus14]

I grab Eric Diablo to defend myself. He makes a wonderful meat shield.

OoC: Thanks!