Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[Zepherus14]

I laugh as Eric's revolver explodes into millions of pieces, killing him instantly, because he didn't read the start of the thread and can't instantly spawn weapons.

I then turn Diablo around and ask him. "You ok, it looks like you could use... A HAND!!"

 

[Zepherus14]

I continue to use Diablo as a meat shield, blocking the acid. "Damn you're handy! Even if you don't have any!!"

OoC: Whenever Diablo comes back, he probably won't be happy with me =P

 

[Zepherus14]

"But I am Irish? Give a fellow Irishman a hand Diablo!" I shout as I throw Diablo's remains at Eric, buying time to run to the pet store.

 

[Knife-28]

"I can." I say, before throwing several active bugbombs into the pets store. As the fumes fill the store, I light a match and chuck it in.

 

[Zepherus14]

I run to the back of the store, opening the back door as Knife throws the bug bombs. I then jump into a giant pile of clean Cat litter, there's a sign and everything. As the bug bombs explode, the cat litter absorbs the shockwave, and resists the flames.

"Now to make a 'clean' getaway!" I say as I slip out of the Cat litter.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Which one?" I manage to whisper as Eric pins me to the ground.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Stop it, your words are crushing me!!" I scream as Eric's puns pin me to the ground. =P

 

[Averant]

I spawn in a hardware store and grab a garden hose. Rushing out to Zeph and Eric, I wrap it around both of their necks and start choking them. Zeph for the puns, Eric because it's Eric.

 

[Zepherus14]

"...[sub]jimmy...help![/sub]..." I manage to gasp.

A small little rat scampers from one of the back backrooms and starts to gnaw at the hose.

 

[Averant]

Stops choking for a moment. "You have a rat named Jimmy?" I ask, raising an eyebrow.

 

[Zepherus14]

"I do now I guess, there is always at least animal in existence named 'Jimmy' that is awesome." I say.

 

[Knife-28]

I beat Averant over the head with a cricket bat, freeing Eric and Zeph from their choaking situation. I then beat them over the head with the cricket bat.

 

[Averant]

"Whark." I reply as my head breaks open.

I respawn in a sports shop, grab a cricket bat like knife, and a length of fishing line. I tie the fishing line to the handle of the cricket bat and rush out of the store, swinging it around my head as I aim for Knife.

"BAT AND WIRE!"[footnote]In replacement of ball and chain[/footnote] I yell as I swing.

Captcha: face to face.

Good to know captcha understands Mallfight.